PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:What's wrong with decay? Snif.


At the moment, I'd say I prefer it!


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PemberDucky wrote:That's the wakey-wake time.
I crawl out of bed, make coffee and talk to my life coach at 5:15.
At 5:25, I have some...thing that I usually don't want to do yet I know I have to do it because, you know, that's what this whole life coach program is about. Risk rather than decay and whatnot.
Then it's off to work at 6:30. And it just doesn't stop and I'm kinda tired. Ignore the whining; I'll be okay when the Rock Star takes effect.


Life coach, huh? I could probably use one of those, but he/she probably would bench me.

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krapposelli wrote:Life coach, huh? I could probably use one of those, but he/she probably would bench me.


Ha...I don't think that would be a very effective coaching technique.


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:That's the wakey-wake time.
I crawl out of bed, make coffee and talk to my life coach at 5:15.
At 5:25, I have some...thing that I usually don't want to do yet I know I have to do it because, you know, that's what this whole life coach program is about. Risk rather than decay and whatnot.
Then it's off to work at 6:30. And it just doesn't stop and I'm kinda tired. Ignore the whining; I'll be okay when the Rock Star takes effect.



*ignores whining*

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:*ignores whining*



*Desperate for attention, eats entire ham.*


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:*Desperate for attention, eats entire ham.*



*surprised by feat of duck eating pig, yet incapable of ignoring grumbling in tummy awoken by word "ham", begins day-dreaming of food*

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Josephus


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Schrobblehead wrote:*surprised by feat of duck eating pig, yet incapable of ignoring grumbling in tummy awoken by word "ham", begins day-dreaming of food*



shocked that feet of duck can eat anything- suddenly concerned that own feet may be undernourished and about to attack.
//rushes to investigate

no1


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Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles:
Ingredients

* One bag caramel cubes
* Waffle mix
* One bottle Liquid Smoke
* One stick butter

Directions

* Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron.
* Add generous portion of waffle batter (Oooooh… Waffle runoff…).
* Add one bottle of Liquid Smoke.
* Cook until burnt.
* Wrap waffle around a stick of butter.
* Serve on a toothpick.

Schrobblehead


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Josephus wrote:shocked that feet of duck can eat anything- suddenly concerned that own feet may be undernourished and about to attack.
//rushes to investigate



undernourished feet are probably further aggravated by the rushing... unless done by scooting wheeled chair with broom or other propulsion device.

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PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:undernourished feet are probably further aggravated by the rushing... unless done by scooting wheeled chair with broom or other propulsion device.



Or the boot-thing from Mario 3!


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:Or the boot-thing from Mario 3!



Or Latiku's cloud. That would be a fun ride.

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Schrobblehead wrote:Or Latiku's cloud. That would be a fun ride.


Yes! No footwork necessary.


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Josephus


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//wearing rocket shoes

no1


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Josephus wrote://wearing rocket shoes


Thanks for wearing something.

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//wearing no1 FAN! shirt

no1


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Josephus wrote://wearing no1 FAN! shirt



Shoes and a shirt, but no pants. //shudder.

Josephus


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no1 wrote:Shoes and a shirt, but no pants. //shudder.



its a really big (and long, very long) shirt.

AttilaTheMom


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Josephus wrote:its a really big (and long, very long) shirt.



Go put some pants on you pervert.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ whatever.

Josephus


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AttilaTheMom wrote:Go put some pants on you pervert.



huh?

of course I'm wearing pants!


-just 'cause no1 wants to jump to conclusions doesn't mean he's right!

dontwantaname


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Josephus wrote://wearing no1 FAN! shirt



I would like to see it.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

SkekTek


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Walks in... takes look at conversation... turns around and runs out...

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:Walks in... takes look at conversation... turns around and runs out...



*sees SkekTek come in*...and that's how a bill becomes a law. So, umm... today's shirt is kinda weird.

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no1


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Schrobblehead wrote:*sees SkekTek come in*...and that's how a bill becomes a law. So, umm... today's shirt is kinda weird.


How so?

edit: does it have three arm holes or something?

Schrobblehead


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no1 wrote:How so?

edit: does it have three arm holes or something?



Floating hand.

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Schrobblehead wrote:Floating hand.


Oh, I thought it was all the cult references.


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PemberDucky wrote:Oh, I thought it was all the cult references.



Cult references?

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Schrobblehead wrote:Cult references?


Well...in the description. Not in the physical shirt.
Although now whenever I see a rainbow, I'm going to think of Charlie Manson.


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Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:Well...in the description. Not in the physical shirt.
Although now whenever I see a rainbow, I'm going to think of Charlie Manson.



Rainbow?

Ok, I'm just messing with you. I listened to the description backwards and it told me to worship Satan. I don't believe in Satan, but it was still creepy.

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Schrobblehead wrote:Rainbow?

Ok, I'm just messing with you. I listened to the description backwards and it told me to worship Satan. I don't believe in Satan, but it was still creepy.



One of my cats told me to worship Satan, too.


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SkekTek


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I like pants. The National Pants Institute recommends that I wear my pants at least three times a day (obscure MST3k reference).

I don't like today's shirt. Ug-lee to the 7th degree.

I do like my shirt designs this week. I do not think the fogged one will get printed. I am not completely happy with Cho's duck. I think there are too many accent lines on him, and it looks like he's wearing a turquoise thong.

I like the guitar beating the disco ball concept.

I like cheese.

no1


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Schrobblehead wrote:Rainbow?

Ok, I'm just messing with you. I listened to the description backwards and it told me to worship Satan. I don't believe in Satan, but it was still creepy.



Oh. I thought it told me to worship Stan. I'm still trying to figure out who Stan is.

no1


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SkekTek wrote:I do like my shirt designs this week. I do not think the fogged one will get printed.



shirtderbystats says your in 3rd.

SkekTek


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no1 wrote:shirtderbystats says your in 3rd.



Derbystats lies I am positive it'll be duck/Zelda as 1:2, and genome as 3 when all is said and done.

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SkekTek wrote:I like pants. The National Pants Institute recommends that I wear my pants at least three times a day (obscure MST3k reference).



They are not lost on me! I miss having 2-hour blocks of time to watch it.


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SkekTek wrote:Derbystats lies I am positive it'll be duck/Zelda as 1:2, and genome as 3 when all is said and done.


What is this pessimism coming from? derbystats says you're in 3rd, enjoy it.


no1


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PemberDucky wrote:They are not lost on me! I miss having 2-hour blocks of time to watch it.



I miss pants.

SkekTek


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no1 wrote:What is this pessimism coming from? derbystats says you're in 3rd, enjoy it.



It's not pessimism, it's realism. Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely proud to be in the fog! I love it. But I'm the only of the three in the fog who's not been in the hotness consistently.

...I still got the best design though...

Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:I like pants.



I love lamp.

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SkekTek


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PemberDucky wrote:They are not lost on me! I miss having 2-hour blocks of time to watch it.



Tom: The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, De Gaulle, Gandhi...
Crow: Well almost all of them.
Tom Servo: Dolphins, one of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? No. But they wish they did. That's how smart they are.

The pants song

PemberDucky


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SkekTek wrote:Tom: The great men of our time have all worn pants. Roosevelt, Churchill, De Gaulle, Gandhi...
Crow: Well almost all of them.
Tom Servo: Dolphins, one of the smartest mammals on earth. Do they wear pants? No. But they wish they did. That's how smart they are.



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