PemberDucky


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Everything in front of me. I don't know what's wrong with me today.


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PemberDucky wrote:Everything in front of me. I don't know what's wrong with me today.



The computer wishes that you would stop eating it.

PemberDucky


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cruzer wrote:The computer wishes that you would stop eating it.



Mmm. Office knick-knacks. This rubber ducky is delicious!


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Josephus


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hot dog for lunch.

coffeenogrumpy


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mwiseman


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Equal packets and powdered coffee creamer from the break room.
Payday tomorrow.

Josephus


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mwiseman wrote:Equal packets and powdered coffee creamer from the break room.
Payday tomorrow.


whoa- heat that up in the microwave with a couple of candy bar wrappers, and you've got hot chocolate!

mwiseman


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Josephus wrote:whoa- heat that up in the microwave with a couple of candy bar wrappers, and you've got hot chocolate!



I hear ya! Gotta make sure not to use the foil wrappers, though.

Josephus


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mwiseman wrote:I hear ya! Gotta make sure not to use the foil wrappers, though.



I heard that if you keep the foil inside of something like glass or plastic, so that there isn't a direct free shot to the walls of the mwave, it won't spark.

never tried it, though.

PemberDucky


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Leftover stir-fry. Again. Hubs made way way way too much.


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pooflady


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candied pecans



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

killingtime


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Lemon hummus & stacey's naked pita chips

acemom


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pooflady wrote:candied pecans


Those sound pretty good.
I think you should post the recipe.
Or PM it to me, please.
K THX BYE.




riffmaster18


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does sam adam's count? if so, I'm going to the fridge for another snack in a second


Hey Artists! Post your favorite design to my wall from your Facebook page. If I use your image I always link back to you.

acemom


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riffmaster18 wrote:does sam adam's count? if so, I'm going to the fridge for another snack in a second



absolutely.
There were times in the past when I just was drinking wine.
That counted.



mwiseman


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not pizza rolls

acemom


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mwiseman wrote:not pizza rolls


????
You don't like yer Ma's cookin no more???



mwiseman


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acemom wrote:????
You don't like yer Ma's cookin no more???


Hiya, Ace. How are things?

acemom


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mwiseman wrote:Hiya, Ace. How are things?


Well, truly, they suck.
We're fixing to get yet another ice storm tomorrow night.
How are things with you there in the sunny south?



mwiseman


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acemom wrote:Well, truly, they suck.
We're fixing to get yet another ice storm tomorrow night.
How are things with you there in the sunny south?


Not too sucky...upper 70s tomorrow.
Is it my imagination or do you visit the threads as seldom as I these days?

acemom


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mwiseman wrote:Not too sucky...upper 70s tomorrow.
Is it my imagination or do you visit the threads as seldom as I these days?


Not imagination......
Not here very often any more.
Busy, I guess.
You?



mwiseman


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acemom wrote:Not imagination......
Not here very often any more.
Busy, I guess.
You?


Quite frankly, I just can't stay up any more!
Most of the old crowd has dwindled, as well. The ones that used to put up with my warped sense of humor, which in itself is a little less warped these days.

acemom


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mwiseman wrote:Quite frankly, I just can't stay up any more!
Most of the old crowd has dwindled, as well. The ones that used to put up with my
warped sense of humor, which in itself is a little less warped these days.


So what are ya saying?
No more Tiger Beat?

I want my 45 cents back then.



mwiseman


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acemom wrote:So what are ya saying?
No more Tiger Beat?

I want my 45 cents back then.


Hey, this ain't 1972! Tiger Beat can't survive for that price!

Aw, it's happening...I'm pooped. Good talking to you, Ace.
Merry Christmas.

pooflady


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Bing cherries. Expensive as all get out, but my Christmas treat.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

acemom


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Nuts. Someone gave me some mixed nuts for Christmas and I'm being really good and not picking all the cashews out.
And I'm sharing, too.



pooflady


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acemom wrote:Nuts. Someone gave me some mixed nuts for Christmas and I'm being really good and not picking all the cashews out.
And I'm sharing, too.



Looking forward to Christmas next year, huh? Going to be on the "nice" list.



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

mwiseman


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My first attempt at sweet potato pecan pie.
Damn, I'm good!

pooflady


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mwiseman wrote:My first attempt at sweet potato pecan pie.
Damn, I'm good!





The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

PemberDucky


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twix! it's good for me.


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PemberDucky


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pasta & hubs' vodka sauce.


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cinderella1


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butterscotch almond bark pretzel

You crack me up.
Of course I crack me up on a regular basis.

Josephus


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Tacos and Quesadillas.

sisterC


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sucrets and the smith brothers' cherries

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

mwiseman


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Couch cushion french fries.

//Oooh, look, a quarter!

sisterC


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mwiseman wrote:Couch cushion french fries.

//Oooh, look, a quarter!



that is a clear violation of the 5 second rule....

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

mwiseman


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sisterC wrote:that is a clear violation of the 5 second rule....



The five second rule applies only to the floor. Food dropped between the couch cushions is in an area known as lost food purgatory. Unlike post five second floor food, it still has a chance at redemption, rather than damnation in the eternal garbage pail.

sisterC


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mwiseman wrote:The five second rule applies only to the floor. Food dropped between the couch cushions is in an area known as lost food purgatory. Unlike post five second floor food, it still has a chance at redemption, rather than damnation in the eternal garbage pail.



nu uh...ya need to rethink that one!
couch: people's tushies
people's tushies: guy tush
guy tush: mega farts
mega farts: lost food

i'm not even sure i'd bother to pick up the coins either...vacuum time!
lost food: ewwww....

mad dogs and englishmen...i still want the great dane!

coffeenogrumpy


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NUFFING
AND I AM SO HUNGRY

OH AND JUST CAME FROM THE "I LOVE CAPS" THREAD

CAN YA TELL?

SeaSicSara


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cheese...possibly bought via the government.