mia3mom


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AttilaTheMom wrote:Heh. I will join you in spirit, if not in spirits. Gotta go to my finance class tonight, which in itself wouldn't stop me, but I have to stop by and sign the offer letter for the new job on the way.



woo-hoo!! congrats again.

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

mia3mom


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SkekTek wrote:my wife IS my boss...



I knew I liked you.

more men should recognize that. there would be a lot fewer fights. And apparently guys who say "yes dear" are healthier and live longer lives.

perhaps it's the lack of arsenic in their soup?

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

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mia3mom wrote:I knew I liked you.

more men should recognize that. there would be a lot fewer fights. And apparently guys who say "yes dear" are healthier and live longer lives.

perhaps it's the lack of arsenic in their soup?



[note...to...self...don't...mess...with...woot...chicks...]

mia3mom


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no1 wrote:[note...to...self...don't...mess...with...woot...chicks...]



you can skip the "woot" in there, you know.

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

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mia3mom wrote:you can skip the "woot" in there, you know.



Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
Fly's in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fly, shoo,
Fly's in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fly, shoo,
Fly's in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fly, shoo,
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
Cows in the cornfield,
What'll I do?
Cows in the cornfield,
What'll I do?
Cows in the cornfield,
What'll I do?
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
There's a little red wagon,
Paint it blue
There’s a little red wagon,
Paint it blue
There’s a little red wagon,
Paint it blue
Skip to my woot, my darlin'.
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip, skip, skip to my woot,
Skip to my woot, my darlin'

Schrobblehead


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mia3mom wrote:I knew I liked you.

more men should recognize that. there would be a lot fewer fights. And apparently guys who say "yes dear" are healthier and live longer lives.

perhaps it's the lack of arsenic in their soup?



I'm breaking the bro code by telling you this, but we only let you be the boss of things we don't really care about. You all say the same is true in reverse, but we laugh about that on the inside. Then again, women have very powerful facial expressions... some of them are very scary.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:I'm breaking the bro code by telling you this, but we only let you be the boss of things we don't really care about. You all say the same is true in reverse, but we laugh about that on the inside. Then again, women have very powerful facial expressions... some of them are very scary.



Like when I yawn!


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PemberDucky wrote:Like when I yawn!



That's probably a different sort of scary. Kinda like "wow I didn't realize that was physically possible! But how did her tonsils wrap around her nose like that?"

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:That's probably a different sort of scary. Kinda like "wow I didn't realize that was physically possible! But how did her tonsils wrap around her nose like that?"


It's all the yoga.


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PemberDucky wrote:It's all the yoga.


Plain or fruit flavored?

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no1 wrote:Plain or fruit flavored?


pork.


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PemberDucky wrote:pork.



bacon?

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:bacon?



bacon-wrapped bacon.


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PemberDucky wrote:bacon-wrapped bacon.



mmm....

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:mmm....



With a side of butter!


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PemberDucky wrote:With a side of butter!



too far.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

mia3mom


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Schrobblehead wrote:bacon?



my email quote of the day, from a company hoping I will review their product on one of my websites:

“There are at least 3 million Americans who have celiac disease who can now make everything taste like bacon,” he proudly states.

dear lord. bacon salt? bleh

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

mia3mom


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PemberDucky wrote:With a side of butter!



but bacon-flavored butter!

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

no1


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mia3mom wrote: “There are at least 3 million Americans who have celiac disease who can now make everything taste like bacon,” he proudly states.


Mmm...

Bacon Coke!
Bacon Ice Cream!
Bacon Fruit Juice!
Bacon Yogurt!
BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

mia3mom


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no1 wrote:Mmm...

Bacon Coke!
Bacon Ice Cream!
Bacon Fruit Juice!
Bacon Yogurt!
BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!



that's what I was thinking. forget eating regular bacon, just make everything bacon-flavored! soups! mashed potatoes!

why drink plain water when you can have bacon water?

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

SkekTek


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mia3mom wrote:I knew I liked you.

more men should recognize that. there would be a lot fewer fights. And apparently guys who say "yes dear" are healthier and live longer lives.

perhaps it's the lack of arsenic in their soup?



hey, i'm not a pushover, but i know what it's like staying home with 2 rambunctious kids all day 5 days a week...

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shan24 wrote:But what's really weird, is I can read the WORD "yawn" and that makes me yawn. Is it just me?


No, I yawned reading all of this, llo.

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no1 wrote:Mmm...

Bacon Coke!
Bacon Ice Cream!
Bacon Fruit Juice!
Bacon Yogurt!
BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!


If we have a bacon derby I'll hate you for it.

w: 7 | t.w: 1 | h.w: 1 | tg.w: 0 | sp.w: 0 | a.w: 0 | k.w: 0 | s.w: 15 | w.w: 15 | so.w: 2

SkekTek


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superspryte wrote:If we have a bacon derby I'll hate you for it.



better than a corned beef hash derby...

Schrobblehead


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superspryte wrote:If we have a bacon derby I'll hate you for it.



Oooh!! Bacon derby!

I don't want. Don't need more boredom.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

mia3mom


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SkekTek wrote:hey, i'm not a pushover, but i know what it's like staying home with 2 rambunctious kids all day 5 days a week...



after an evening of "negotiations" with my own spouse, I am really gratified to hear someone else acknowledge it.

Tho in my case it's 3 kids. and 2 dogs. and a cat. and a puppy....

but anyhow. I wouldn't put arsenic in your soup. you've got a lucky wife

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

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Bacon Flavored Arsenic! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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no1 wrote:Bacon Flavored Arsenic! MMMMMMMMMMMMM!



Hooray delicious isotopes!

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Tips for New Designers (always useful)

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Schrobblehead wrote:I'm breaking the bro code by telling you this, but we only let you be the boss of things we don't really care about. You all say the same is true in reverse, but we laugh about that on the inside. Then again, women have very powerful facial expressions... some of them are very scary.


Understood.

But I find that most of the things you really care about, like the AP ratings of college football and how loud you can belch, just don't have a lot of meaning for me. ;)

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mjc613 wrote:Understood.

But I find that most of the things you really care about, like the AP ratings of college football and how loud you can belch, just don't have a lot of meaning for me. ;)



Fair enough. BUUuuUUUURRRrrrPPP!!!!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Good morning, everyone! 3.66 hours and counting to the official end of this derby and a new theme. I have to say, I'm quite excited. And nervous, for woot's sake. But it's gonna be good, right? I mean, today is a good day, right?

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ansharp wrote:Good morning, everyone! 3.66 hours and counting to the official end of this derby and a new theme. I have to say, I'm quite excited. And nervous, for woot's sake. But it's gonna be good, right? I mean, today is a good day, right?



The end of the text derby and announcing a new derby. How could it not be good?

Wait, don't answer that. I don't want to know.

I'm hoping that this theme is good and we get a kick-butt derby that will help me forget this derby.

I'm going to put the money I'm saving this weekend (unless bluchez's shirt wins) aside to buy 3 Cake shirts for my girls. Cute and functional - I'll be able to spot them at a distance!

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

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Schrobblehead wrote:Oooh!! Bacon derby!

I don't want. Don't need more boredom.



agreed.

but I wish I had bacon. mmmm.... bacon flavored bacon...

I want a blt (bacon, lettuce, tortilla) sandwich for breakfast. with some bacon-flavored mayo

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

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mia3mom wrote:I'm going to put the money I'm saving this weekend (unless bluchez's shirt wins) aside to buy 3 Cake shirts for my girls. Cute and functional - I'll be able to spot them at a distance!


I finally got one a couple of weeks ago. When it came, the printing was slightly slanted. So they sent me another one, and now I have two! The printing isn't perfect on either, but it's hardly noticeable, especially for $7.50 apiece.

mia3mom wrote:agreed.

but I wish I had bacon. mmmm.... bacon flavored bacon...

I want a blt (bacon, lettuce, tortilla) sandwich for breakfast. with some bacon-flavored mayo


I don't eat mammals, so this whole discussion keeps making me gag... a lot!

SkekTek


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ansharp wrote:I don't eat mammals, so this whole discussion keeps making me gag... a lot!



does this mean reptiles and snails are on the menu a lot?

ansharp


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SkekTek wrote:does this mean reptiles and snails are on the menu a lot?



mmm... I love me some snake! :ahem: Uh, no, poultry and seafood.

Skek, I got excited this morning when I saw your shirt in 5th. Go for the fog, man, go for the fog!

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Hai Guyez.
Today is awesome.
First, the Diet RockStar.
Then, big big stuff.


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ansharp wrote:Good morning, everyone! 3.66 hours and counting to the official end of this derby and a new theme. I have to say, I'm quite excited. And nervous, for woot's sake. But it's gonna be good, right? I mean, today is a good day, right?


Every day that gets us closer to end of this exercise in patience is a good day.

I personally am looking forward to the start of the next derby, since all the designs from this derby will be GONE! OFF THE DERBY PAGE! and computer speeds will return to normal.

SkekTek


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ansharp wrote:mmm... I love me some snake! :ahem: Uh, no, poultry and seafood.

Skek, I got excited this morning when I saw your shirt in 5th. Go for the fog, man, go for the fog!



going down to the wire. I got to go give a talk at a high school at 1 pm, so i won't even know if i'm fogged until much later. thanks though!

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SkekTek wrote:does this mean reptiles and snails are on the menu a lot?



Once, I ate alligator orbs!