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Re: Pirate Aerobics

I'd love to wear this while pretending like I exercise occasionally.

cjkyle wrote:are you part of the "ban comic sans" thing?

comic sans annoys me to no end. Every teacher I have uses it on everything.

Re: Binary? Try unary!

I like it! Kind of strange that the 1s are sans serif. Did you use two fonts?

Re: Purple Stuff

forgive me, but:
www.urbandictionary.com

purple stuff:
1. a drink enjoyed by Dirty South ballaz made by mixing prescription cough medicine containing codeine and soda.
2. a drink alternative offered in lieu of Sunny D .... (the chappelle reference)
3. promethazine codeine cough syrup + 20 oz of sprite
...first time users start off with 2 oz, into your 20 oz of sprite in a styrofoam cup
the syrup cost's = $240-280/pint

Re: Michael Chaplin: The Silent Thriller

came up with it last night, thought it was funny. Hopefully people get it.

Re: can i get an amen?

*giggles* very oringal! Love it! :D

Re: Ballsack

ha ha, great

Re: Stop Being so Angry

I feel I should point out that this is not profanity, it is simply a spoof. This word is not even spelled like the profane word.

Re: Color blindness version -1.0

The original was genius. This is a pretty darn good replacement. gmv

Re: Doppler Blueshift

LOVE the idea, not a fan of the font choice - especially for a tech subject. gmv anyway, because all science shirs gmv.

A nice little shirt for all my gaming friends. I was going to do something else, but hey, it goes with the user name.

Re: Silly Shirt, Words Are For Books

One of the cleverest designs. Hopefully some of the carp will get weeded out, and you'll get some more press.

Re: Michael Chaplin: The Silent Thriller

Uh, you might have saved yourself the trouble if you had actually read the rules for this derby. It's clearly stated (emphasized, even) that there are to be no images. Text only.

Re: Salad

Wow, gonna wear this around my gf and her family allll the time... they are vegetarians. llo

asyrith wrote:I NEED THIS! I love everything about this shirt. The humor, the design, the color! Kudos and love to you for this!

Thanks!

applemachome wrote:comic sans annoys me to no end. Every teacher I have uses it on everything.

I'd rather see 50 papers from a teacher using Comic Sans than one more storefront using Papyrus.

Re: Color blindness version -1.0

I didnt see the n't until serious concentration. im not only color blind im blind in my left eye aswell

Re: Me Time

This is my first woot shirt entry.... well if its ever done loading

haxrox wrote:Not as clever as the original, but still kinda funny. Woot is really doing us wannabe designers a huge favor by having this contest open to everyone, covering all the overhead costs so we can enter for free, so I'm happy to play by their rules.

what about completely blind people? is it funny to make fun of them too?
you people.

Re: Salad

Holy cow! Someone did some real digging. I looked everywhere I could think of before making this one and I couldn't find it on a shirt anywhere!

Ah, well. I guess it's up to the duct tape (unless that one's been done too *crosses fingers*).

Re: Shiny guy always worries

This is from an amazing video on youtube. If you haven't seen it, you need to. Heres the video. Hope you like it.

Re: A Matter of Degrees

this one invites criticism and espouses ignorance. Why not something more like, "Man was created in God's image and theologians have been trying to return the favor."?

Re: can i get an amen?

yeah i was really torn whether to attack comic sans or papyrus...
tho the decision to use either in public, esp for a business, always makes me cry

[I don't get it...?]Re: Irving Washington
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^^^ This.

heimdallshorn wrote:"In Heaven there is no Beer"
A staple polka of many Germans and College Students alike. This shirt pays homage to the Germanic origins of this jaunty polka.

Eine tolle Idee...aber weiBt du, das "Bier" falsch buchstabiert ist? Es ist nicht "Beir," sondern "Bier," glaub' ich. Wenn du es korrigiertest, wuerde ich eins kaufen!

Re: Step Back... I'm about to hatch the alien baby

This would be perfect for any pregnant lady. Or a guy with a belly. I want one. Seriously.

Re: Ingredients

It looks like the colon was misplaced. It should be closer to "Ingredients", not "Water".

Re: Eternity Can Last For Eternity...

I like this a lot more than the current "loop" design in the top four.

http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/unsubscribe.html

love the color!

Re: pirate by day

Love this!! GMV

sorry, but that one is basically already a shirt.

http://www.bustedtees.com/aweso

Re: Duct Tape

This is so funny, (I'm posting on my husbands account) He fixes everything with Duct tape or velcro! i hopes this gets printed. Good Luck.

Re: Users Cause Bugs

Hi there, I'm posting on my husbands account and i read him this shirt this morning and he really wants it, stay in the fog!!! Too funny! Good luck.

Josephus wrote:what about completely blind people? is it funny to make fun of them too?
you people.

I posted the idea in the forum first for the specific purpose of seeing if it was offensive. A color blind person assured me it was humorous, a statement backed by two other color blind commentators. You will be more persuasive without cutting remarks like "you people".

Re: Stop Being so Angry

I love it!

Re: Stop Being so Angry

There is a similar shirt available,
http://www.geocities.com/dammdrinker/
There is a DAMM website out there: http://user.pa.net/~nrwing/damm/
I cannot tell if this abbreviation is patented.

Re: Russian Text Art

Woot has rejected this theme in the past

Re: Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

I hope you will find these song lyrics to effect you as deeply as they have changed my life. These words are right up there with other classics such as "There's a bathroom on the right" and "Secret Asian man."