kenney9226


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Schrobblehead wrote:Maybe so, but here are my designs in two consective weeks:

Spring Derby:

66 votes

Text as Art Derby:

392 votes

While I had fun making both, the motivation to submit something like the first again dropped to about zero.



I think I posted it at the time, but it bears repeating:

I will always, always vote for a cheeseburger. That's one guaranteed vote for any design with a cheeseburger.

Schrobblehead


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mia3mom wrote:I also don't think, webfoot, that you should be advertising another shirt site in your signature unless it's your site - is it yours? otherwise it could look like you are using shirt.woot as advertising fodder for someone else's business.



Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a bit happy, this fresh, deIicious, tasty, meaty, turkey-fiIIed CoId Cut Combo. I eat three every day just to keep me strong.

Hey, Happy can I have one of those?

Coming right up! TaIk about a hoIe in one! Subway sandwiches will drive away your hunger.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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I forgot to shave my legs this morning.


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PemberDucky wrote:I forgot to shave my legs this morning.



llo

I forgot to shave mine this year.

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

kenney9226


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Dude, there's a bug in your teeth!

Schrobblehead


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kenney9226 wrote:

Dude, there's a bug in your teeth!



I haven't seen a haircut like that since House Party 3.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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kenney9226 wrote:

Dude, there's a bug in your teeth!



motorcycle goggles up on his head would make this perfect.

mia3mom


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Josephus wrote:motorcycle goggles up on his head would make this perfect.



totally agree josephus. absolutely

& the Gaggle of Girls; so many shirts, so little space in the dresser!

kenney9226


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Josephus wrote:motorcycle goggles up on his head would make this perfect.



That's a super idea. I'll try it and be all cool with a v2.0 later today or tomorrow...

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Webfoot08 wrote:No, no need to go to Subway! I just baked two loaves of dilly-onion bread for the halibut dinner this evening. Anyone for a slice with lotsa butter?



Yes please. You can send it through the internet-bacon-transmission method I previously discovered.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

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Schrobblehead wrote:Yes please. You can send it through the internet-bacon-transmission method I previously discovered.



Aren't you supposed to be not-wootsurfing?

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Schrobblehead wrote:Yes please. You can send it through the internet-bacon-transmission method I previously discovered.



I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.


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PemberDucky wrote:I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.



You were, until we found out you're married!




This is a joke.

Webfoot08


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PemberDucky wrote:I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.



Well, you are. Why is there a question about this?

You want bread?

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awwwwwwwww I am so bummed! the pretty mendi butterfly design was rejected because they claim it looks like text in the wing of the butterfly on the right. its not. that vacuums. so let me understand, not trying to stir up a fight, but...she gets rejected for her totally original pretty design because someone thinks maybe a tiny swirl in the wing maybe might be text...but the seasonal butterfly entry, using unlicensed not for commercial use brush pack and saying it was their own work, gets to go unrejected? plus their design detail entry continues to be the one with 7 colors, not 6, but the shirt comp part they changed it? that is so messed up.

and another Edgar gets printed:

Fiction vs. Non-Fiction

http://cameesa.com/buy/design/168/fiction-vs-non-fiction

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SaritaBeth wrote:awwwwwwwww I am so bummed! the pretty mendi butterfly design was rejected because they claim it looks like text in the wing of the butterfly on the right. its not. that vacuums. so let me understand, not trying to stir up a fight, but...she gets rejected for her totally original pretty design because someone thinks maybe a tiny swirl in the wing maybe might be text...but the seasonal butterfly entry, using unlicensed not for commercial use brush pack and saying it was their own work, gets to go unrejected? plus their design detail entry continues to be the one with 7 colors, not 6, but the shirt comp part they changed it? that is so messed up.



Welcome to shirt.woot. Home of inconsistency and completely subjective rulings based on how much they like you...

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Webfoot08 wrote:Well, you are. Why is there a question about this?

You want bread?



Nope, did my carb-loading yesterday (dolsot bibimbap. and beer.) Should be good until Beefcake Training later.

no1 wrote:You were, until we found out you're married!




This is a joke.



The latest person to do this STILL has not spoken to me since learning of my marriagehood, and when I passed by him, he gave me that awful polite closed-mouth smile/nod. Like O SRY NO CAN BE FRENDZ despite our epic conversations BEFORE I dropped that BOMBSHELL.

And no1, you are so silly. I know when you're joking. We go way back. (Like...months.)


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PemberDucky wrote:The latest person to do this STILL has not spoken to me since learning of my marriagehood, and when I passed by him, he gave me that awful polite closed-mouth smile/nod. Like O SRY NO CAN BE FRENDZ despite our epic conversations BEFORE I dropped that BOMBSHELL.



Are you sure it isn't that zit on your face?

Webfoot08


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PemberDucky wrote:The latest person to do this STILL has not spoken to me since learning of my marriagehood, and when I passed by him, he gave me that awful polite closed-mouth smile/nod. Like O SRY NO CAN BE FRENDZ despite our epic conversations BEFORE I dropped that BOMBSHELL.

And no1, you are so silly. I know when you're joking. We go way back. (Like...months.)



Wow that guy must live such a limited life! Why exclude someone from your experience just because they're married? That's crazy.

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:Are you sure it isn't that zit on your face?



i rubbed bacon on my face to repel the Lurker.


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PemberDucky wrote:i rubbed bacon on my face to repel the Lurker.



If I was the Lurker that would just attract me more.

Mmm... bacon...

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:If I was the Lurker that would just attract me more.

Mmm... bacon...



I've made a huge mistake.


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PemberDucky wrote:And no1, you are so silly. I know when you're joking. We go way back. (Like...months.)



In that case, tell Schrobblehead to come back (without getting disciplined).

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:In that case, tell Schrobblehead to come back (without getting disciplined).



I wish he would.


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PemberDucky wrote:I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL.



I'm not sure if that's true. Do you take the short bus?

no1 wrote:In that case, tell Schrobblehead to come back (without getting disciplined).



If I get in trouble again I don't know what my excuse will be... maybe internet addiction. Do you think they'll pay long-term disability if I have to go to internet rehab?

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:I'm not sure if that's true. Do you take the short bus?



I probably should. I think I slipped through the cracks.


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Schrobblehead wrote:If I get in trouble again I don't know what my excuse will be... maybe internet addiction. Do you think they'll pay long-term disability if I have to go to internet rehab?



Suggestion: lay low for a while, then somehow get boss hooked on woot (without revealing your own ID).

Schrobblehead


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PemberDucky wrote:I probably should. I think I slipped through the cracks.



Oh. Ok. um.... nothing funny about that... and I'm spent.

I wasted all my funny on making SkekTek say something disgusting in the random quotes thread. I wanted to post it weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away.

no1 wrote:Suggestion: lay low for a while, then somehow get boss hooked on woot (without revealing your own ID).



I've been laying low, but also been really busy. A co-worker has been seriously ill and out of the office for 5 months. I've been covering the whole time. Finally heard Friday that we're hiring a new person.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

PemberDucky


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Schrobblehead wrote:Oh. Ok. um.... nothing funny about that... and I'm spent.

I wasted all my funny on making SkekTek say something disgusting in the random quotes thread. I wanted to post it weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away.



It needed to be done. Good for you for taking a risk!

And I shouldn't ride the short bus. People who make numbskull decisions despite knowing the consquences probably don't have a seat on that bus.


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Schrobblehead wrote:I wasted all my funny on making SkekTek say something disgusting in the random quotes thread. I wanted to post it weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away.


I think his "YAY!" at the end really makes the quote pop.

PemberDucky


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no1 wrote:I think his "YAY!" at the end really makes the quote pop.



It would totally win the Woot QuoteChopping contest.


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thank you to Mr. Sephus and Mia3mom for this suggestion...

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Webfoot08


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jamescho84 wrote:yeehaw



Something to celebrate?

I was in M-ville the other day. I usually meet a friend there at the *something-or-other* Palace for lunch every few weeks. What's the name of that place? It's across the parking lot from the Safeway. EDIT: Noble Palace?

SkekTek


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Schrobblehead wrote:I wasted all my funny on making SkekTek say something disgusting in the random quotes thread. I wanted to post it weeks ago, but I was too ashamed. Somehow the shame went away.
.



Back at you, schrobble

Webfoot08


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SkekTek wrote:Back at you, schrobble



Skek, what quote are they talking about?

SkekTek


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Webfoot08 wrote:Skek, what quote are they talking about?



It should be the last two quotes in the Random posts thread. First is Schrobble's, and the second is my slingback

Webfoot08


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SkekTek wrote:It should be the last two quotes in the Random posts thread. First is Schrobble's, and the second is my slingback



Oh god, you guys.

SkekTek


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jamescho84 wrote:yeehaw



Jerry Reed's music is so damn fun...