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i'd like it a lot more if the moon and stuff was closer to the sun. not as spread out.

mia3mom wrote:great design - love the legal pad as the background.

this exemplifies the theme to me! good luck

Thanks, mia! I'm gonna enjoy the hotness ride while it lasts.

boni wrote:Ironing on the weekend... that is what I call rough!
Your quote for the day:
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They’re there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can’t do it themselves."
Brendan Behan

Awesome quote - absolutely applicable - I've noticed most of the negative nellies on here couldn't draw their way out of a maze. I should probably get off of this before I let the heffeweizen make me appear negative, huh?

Re: Portrait of an Artist at Work

I find myself looking for your artwork every derby and hoping my vote will move it to the fog. Another winner this week, IMO.

KeyAlly wrote:
I *DO* have one question I have been wanting to ask: What's with the Zombies? Why do people tend to want Zombies, to vote for Zombies? Nothing personal, seriously, you did good work, but Zombies are just kinda, well... Ewwwwww to me. Why do so many people want to wear Zombies? Someone please tell me the appeal!

I think people want zombies because people want zombies to be better than they ever have been. I mean, there are hundreds of zombie flicks out there and only a smattering of good ones. In fact, you could count well done portrayals of zombies in film or literature or whatever on one hand. I think it is a bit of a nostalgia thing. Like you want the next zombie thing to be as good as your favorite. For me my favorite portrayal of zombies thus far is the novel "World War Z", before that it was HP Lovecraft's Re-animator. I have sought out other books and honestly they suck and the only reason I continue is to find equal peers to the best.

goodedesign wrote:You left out Woman!... then some snide comment about the only one getting work done!
Even better: Mom.....

let me just brag on my wife: that is the hardest working individual i've ever met!

When Capcom goes back in time and decides to make a game about shooting evil robots of both genders, I will consider your advice. Until then, I will be content with my parody, and hope that most educated people know the difference between political correctness and pointless controversy

Re: Another Day At The Office

that is the most epic-looking beaver. ever.

Discobiscuits wrote:that is the most epic-looking beaver. ever.

i agree

Discobiscuits wrote:that is the most epic-looking beaver. ever.

The biscuits have a point!

Re: Job Market, 2015

I've seen this somewhere before... :/

this makes no sense without the text ...

on the other hand funny shirt

Re: Canine Clock In

This needs to win. I haven't seen this high quality of a shirt design in quite a while.

Re: The Battle Wages On

Really cool shirt. I would totally get it but...can't do a white tee-shirt. It will get ruined in a second and I don't want that design to have a huge brown stain in the middle of it forever.

Re: The Boss told him it was a rough neighborhood...

I like the details, but I'm not so sure about placement. Definitely needs a bigger preview.

Re: The Night Shift

Love it! You got my vote!

Re: The Night Shift

Love it! You got my vote!

Re: Squidies

Heh like the 'mclovin'. Your style has always impressed me. GMV

Re: M.C. Escher: Space Planner for Hire

Your shirts are always amazing! You should start your own shirt company or something instead of putting them on woot... of course then they would cost more than $10... so I'm kind of torn...

Re: Satisfied

l o l, I'm curios to know what happened to the power cord!


GMV

Re: The Choice Was Not Hard

This is so amazing, it reminds me of those thumbnail pics with the penguin sign.

First off, Thank you and it's getting a little late for this derby, but thank you for the suggestion, I think the changes you suggested would be enough for me to re-submit should it fit in with another theme.  The drinks were there becasue when I was on night crew everyone had their choice caffeine @ 2am "lunch".  I think the advice is helpful because it suggests simplifying the design which I understand.  Thanks.  I am hoping to enter future derbies so any comment helps.  

Just a little comment on the ladder issue: He is oviously WELL past being done with the highet parts of his painting,he has no need of a ladder at this moment in time. I don't know about you, but I think I'd prefer to move an object which would block my access rather than to leave it there so it makes more sense to anyone who might be looking at a picture of that particular moment in time.

Re: Are You KIDDING Me, Lady??!

i like it. not as much as the one where alfred shrank his suit or what have you, but quality none the less, gl

thanks man!!! dicky the ducky!!! tell your friends get this into the fog i need book money

snarkygal wrote:This is in really poor taste in my opinion. PTSD is nothing to joke about

Snark, I didn't think this was about PTSD. I took it as a spoof on people who bring work home, which in the big picture are not life and death matters.

Re: A Work in Progress (resub)

What a gorgeous baby! You just want to stop what you are doing and find more ways to make this one smile.

Re: The Choice Was Not Hard

I was sent to find a funny shirt. I found one!

Re: Breakroom

Do all workplaces have a breakroom like this? Or do you work in the building next to mine?

I have 2 concerns about this shirt - 1. I am not sure all the details would show up if printed, and 2. I am not sure I want to wear a this reminder of work when I am not there.

I do like that I would not have to worry about green or red stains though - great for eating chips and salsa.

Re: It's All About The People (resub)

I titled the other one, "Soylent Green Corp." but the design said Co. I reworked the name because I tried to emulate the Simple Green cleaner logo at first but I thought that might have been a little too obscure of a reference so I decided to change it completely on the new one.

Hopefully y'all still like it and thanks so much for the votes.

Re: Job Selection

I would love to get this for my nephews, although my brother will point out that you left out hockey player as a choice.

goodedesign wrote:You left out Woman!... then some snide comment about the only one getting work done!
Even better: Mom.....

let me just brag on my wife: that is the hardest working individual i've ever met!

This was a very cool comment. You may now wear the designation "goodehusband".

haxrox wrote:Yeah, perhaps I should have just written out "grams". The thing about equations shirts is you have to quadruple check everything, watch sig figs, units, etc. Us math people are sticklers for accuracy and precision, especially in printed form.

llo! No need to write out "grams" if you don't write out the other abbreviations, such as "millimeters". Us math people also love symmetry, you know.

This design rox.

Re: Get Hammered

i find this to be really funny!

cainja1 wrote: "but still I am an un-original person due to one minor detail"

That's a woot filter... It should read "but still f_a_i_l due to one minor detail"

@#$#@$ing brilliant.

KeyAlly wrote:This is really well done, the details all work, the talent is obviously there, I am staying out of the "re-submission" part of the discussion, because I don't remember how close or different this one is compared to the previous one - it certainly looks loike it fits the theme though!

I *DO* have one question I have been wanting to ask: What's with the Zombies? Why do people tend to want Zombies, to vote for Zombies? Nothing personal, seriously, you did good work, but Zombies are just kinda, well... Ewwwwww to me. Why do so many people want to wear Zombies? Someone please tell me the appeal!

I'm not a huge Zombie fan, myself... this came, honestly, from how I feel after a long day of work. I think that's something anyone can relate to... and that's why it's making it's re-appearance in this derby. It started in the "Home" derby, but it fits just as well here.

Re: OFFICE POOL(play on words)

it's always the new guy. boss said put together an office pool. go figure.

gravitybound wrote:Just a little comment on the ladder issue: He is oviously WELL past being done with the highet parts of his painting,he has no need of a ladder at this moment in time. I don't know about you, but I think I'd prefer to move an object which would block my access rather than to leave it there so it makes more sense to anyone who might be looking at a picture of that particular moment in time.

I wasn't going to reply to your post at first ,because your obviously a loose canon and probablly go beat someone in the head ,cause you see something in a message board you don't agree with. this design is great work. but to me(my opionion,get it?)it doesn't look like work force at first glance. and the purdy fish have already been done. here.--->http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry.aspx?id=18582
http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=10389geat work klswoot =)
Don't bother replying to this post. I plugged up my ears...LALALALALALA LAALALALAA.

snarkygal wrote:This is in really poor taste in my opinion. PTSD is nothing to joke about

It's coming up on the end of the contract for our copiers at work, and I had a representative come into my office telling me about his copiers. He has bragging about how good his copiers were, especially the color ones. For a reference, he told me that a popular restaurant does all their menu printing on one of his machines. I was downtown over the weeKend, passed the restaurant, and almost had a $75 meal just so I could look at the menu.
As I thought about how pathetic that was, I thought about Woot and this derby and wondered what the worst job to bring your work home from would. It was either this design, or a coroner, and this made me giggle more. PTSD never even crossed my mind.

Lighten up a little, maybe?

Re: OFFICE POOL(play on words)

Hahaha. Yay diving board!