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beautful. i cracked up when i saw this, its low right now but i hope it moves up.

Re: Panic of the Last Unicorn...

Hahaha-- favorite! Great job David, this is hilarious and adorable. Really nice drawing, I love the dead expression.

Re: Hang On, You Fools!!!!

I'm SUPER glad to see this one back! I love it, want the chance to buy it.

Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=22751]

whether your panic is obvious or not, your entry adhering to the topic, however.. not so obvious.

the quickness of your response, added to your vocabulary, reminds me of the kids in high school that wouldn't hang with me and the rest of the losers at lunch, but could obviously never fit in with the "cool kids". your eliteism scares me. but thanks for the Manos, the Hands of Fate.

Re: when sea monkeys come back!

This really brings back my worst childhood fear, thanks!

Re: Panic at the Office

love ittttttttttttttt

Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=22751]

Elitism? How did you get all of that from one response? I was simply foreshadowing your big red "rejected" stamp.

pieced wrote:interesting design idea - but just to be a little nit-picky, spiders only have two body segments, not three.

Man, is my face red! I knew that : ( - I wondered why they kept looking like ants - I kept making the abdomen shorter in a very blonde way trying to make them look more like spiders... Thanks for setting me straight - I've stayed up way too late trying to fix them and have almost finished - here's a preview - I'll resub tomorrow after I finish with my layers.

Re: X-Raylien!

I feel like it would be perfect if it was closer up, closer to where those parts on your body are.
Also utensils look kind of weird...

Re: 2008: Panic on Wallstreet

"Panic is a sudden fear which dominates or replaces thinking and often affects groups of people or animals.The word panic derives from the name of the Greek god Pan, who was said to have the ability to cause extreme, irrational fear, especially in lonely or open places. Panic is also known as Anxiety."

-wikipedia.org



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Re: 2008: Panic on Wallstreet

oooh red tape and everything!!! Nice job lumy!

Wear this shirt: If you are going to see a play combining Gulliver's Travels and Bartleby the Scrivener: A Story of Wall Street... it could happen.

Re: Along Came A Spider...

Love the colors!!! :D

Re: Not The Elite Too!!!

Oh, the day this happens will be full of panic indeed.

Re: Pan-ic

Hi! I had a similar concept in mind, but wanted to update it a bit. Vote for me!

Re: No More Chips?!

If anyone has far greater artistic skills than I, feel free to resub this idea. Please e-mail me first so I can take off this one. psycodrumfreak@gmail.com. Also another good idea would be the last cigarette of the pack. Thanks for your support, and though I can manage putting my ideas down in drawings, I do have ideas for most of these derbies that are way too complex for me to draw, so message away, and I can try to help you as best I can.

Re: No...wait!

Aaaah.. the memories!

Re: No...wait!

cute idea, but blatant copyright infringement. I'd buy it if it won, but it won't make it that far unfortunately

lemme guess...a picture of dried cracked mud spherized in photoshop. LOOKS AWESOME!

Re: X-Raylien!

in addition to the myriad of other crits that have already been given, i'd also like to point out that the xray placement doesn't line up properly with the wearer's body. I mean, not like it has to be precise, but if I was going to wear this shirt, the neck of the xray would be near my sternum.

Version 2 of Impending Doom, including safe flowers, bottom placement, and varied colors. Comments and votes much appreciated.

Re: Think Fast

got room for another explosive related green shirt? oh boy.

*flame suit on.

jackie31337 wrote:I have the feeling I've seen a similar design somewhere before, but I can't put my finger on where.

it's on Busted Tees.com

i posted a link to it hours ago, but that post disappeared....

bluchez wrote:um, link.

did you just report yourself?

Wow, cool design! Good luck and keep 'em coming.

AdderXYU wrote:I personally have no issue with the thought of saltwater koi. Imagine how big they could grow!

XD

Re: Donut Panic!

The expressions on both are absolutely wonderful. The trickle of jelly from the mouth adds that extra something to really make it pop, and the other donut has one of the best expressions of sheer panic I've seen yet in this derby.

Good job!

Re: No Exit

This shirt really pops, especially with the limited color palette. I like it.

Re: Hang On, You Fools!!!!

I didn't notice him last time, but I love the leaf kicking back and enjoying his ride down. This shirt has enough detail that it makes me laugh, but I can see actually wearing it and having the casual passerby giggle at the general premise. GMV

Re: Panic of the Last Unicorn...

A wonderfully simple, tragic, hilarious vignette. 'S nice. Very nice.

Re: Bombs Away!!

totally reminds me of the music video of holiday by green day.

Re: Stranded

Awww, poor polar bear.

Re: !!!!!

I'm going to vote for this guy, knowing he's gonna get smacked down for no text. But as soon as Woot has a punctuation derby (note to mods- I'd like to see a punctuation derby) you'll be in like flynn.

Re: Does this thing have Warp 10?

Apparently I'm on a details kick this week. The whole shirt rocks, but I love the effect of the ship in the background that didn't make it away in time.

Re: Oh Frak

Eww. Ewww. Ewwwwww. And this is why I do not go in water where I cannot see the bottom.

Great color choices, GMV. You know the deal.

Re: Daylight Savings Bites!

Saw this in the pre-derby thread, and giggled at it. It has since grown to a full-blown guffaw. (<-- Apparently that is how you spell that word. Firefox tells me so) I think this is now three of your shirts I've voted for this derby. Can I just send you money instead of voting each time?

Re: Surrounded

I think this is the point when you stop wondering which of them you're going to shoot, and instead start thinking about a clever line to use just before you off yourself.

Or, "Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades."

Re: X-Raylien!

There are a couple of things I'd like to comment on. I did the x-ray backwards, mainly because I didn't want it to look like it was actually a fluoroscope view into the persdon wearing the shirt. that was probably overthinking.

I did NO livetracing.

I wish I had done the halftoning thing, and if I ever get a chance to do an x-ray again, I will.

I'm not sure I could pull off the whole fading around the edges technique. I'd probably give it a try next attempt at this kind of design, but I'm in a condo on the Delaware beach and don't have the tools, so I'll stick with this one.

sorry you guys don't like the silverware, I was trying to give a bit of light-heartedness to the design.

thanks for all the votes so far!

pieced wrote:interesting design idea - but just to be a little nit-picky, spiders only have two body segments, not three.

I came in to ask that, but then I realized it's actually kinda nifty having almost-spider-ant-things instead of actual spiders. At a glance, creepy and panic-inducing. If you stare long enough to realize "Hey, arachnids have a fused head and thorax, these have too many body segments," you have to consider 1) You have a lot of free time on your hands. 2)You're still staring at creepy bugs. And 3) you've now been staring at somebody's torso for thirty seconds, and that's creepy and panic-inducing in and of itself.

Re: See Spot Jump

*snerk* I love the fact that it's not panic, but the moment when you feel like the hero, just before you realize that heroes are made because someone did something stupid that worked.