SailorButterfly


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kenney9226 wrote:I ATE THE MAILMAN!



DID HE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?

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SkekTek


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ROBBLE ROBBLE.

kenney9226


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SailorButterfly wrote:DID HE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?



ONCE, MY SISTER SHOWED ME A COLLEGE NEWSPAPER COMIC STRIP WHERE THE GUY WAS EXPRESSING HIS FRUSTRATION WITH THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS OF PEOPLE PROMOTING USE OF THE WORD "WOMYN" INSTEAD OF "WOMAN."

APPARENTLY CERTAIN FEMINISTS FELT OPPRESSED WITH THE WORD "MAN" SNEAKING INTO THE DESCRIPTIVE WORD FOR THEIR ENTIRE GENDER.

SO ANYWAY, THIS CARTOONIST FELT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND MAKE THE WORD "WOMAN" EVEN MORE MALE-ORIENTED BY INSTEAD INSERTING THE WORD "PENIS" WHEREVER THE WORD "MAN" WAS USED.

SO "WOMAN" BECAME "WOPENIS."
AND "FIREMAN" BECAME "FIREPENIS."
AND, WHAT I REMEMBER MOST, "MAILMAN" BECAME "PENISPENIS."

TO THIS DAY, SOMETIMES I AM AT HOME ON A SATURDAY AND ASK "DID THE PENISPENIS COME YET?"

LOOKING BACK, PROBABLY IT WASN'T THE BEST TIME TO SHARE THIS STORY, SO CLOSE TO MY COMMENT THAT I ATE THE MAILMAN...

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

ROBBLE ROBBLE.

PemberDucky


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kenney9226 wrote:ONCE, MY SISTER SHOWED ME A COLLEGE NEWSPAPER COMIC STRIP WHERE THE GUY WAS EXPRESSING HIS FRUSTRATION WITH THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS OF PEOPLE PROMOTING USE OF THE WORD "WOMYN" INSTEAD OF "WOMAN."

APPARENTLY CERTAIN FEMINISTS FELT OPPRESSED WITH THE WORD "MAN" SNEAKING INTO THE DESCRIPTIVE WORD FOR THEIR ENTIRE GENDER.

SO ANYWAY, THIS CARTOONIST FELT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND MAKE THE WORD "WOMAN" EVEN MORE MALE-ORIENTED BY INSTEAD INSERTING THE WORD "PENIS" WHEREVER THE WORD "MAN" WAS USED.

SO "WOMAN" BECAME "WOPENIS."
AND "FIREMAN" BECAME "FIREPENIS."
AND, WHAT I REMEMBER MOST, "MAILMAN" BECAME "PENISPENIS."

TO THIS DAY, SOMETIMES I AM AT HOME ON A SATURDAY AND ASK "DID THE PENISPENIS COME YET?"

LOOKING BACK, PROBABLY IT WASN'T THE BEST TIME TO SHARE THIS STORY, SO CLOSE TO MY COMMENT THAT I ATE THE MAILMAN...



DID HE BRING YOU A...PACKAGE?!


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SkekTek


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A M∅∅SE ONCE BIT MY SISTER.

ThunderThighs


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A TRIO OF VISUALLY IMPAIRED RODENTS
BY STEPHEN CREE

A TRIO OF VISUALLY IMPAIRED RODENTS
A TRIO OF VISUALLY IMPAIRED RODENTS
OBSERVE THEIR RAPID MOVEMENT
OBSERVE THEIR RAPID MOVEMENT
IN CONCERT THE THREE
PURSUED THE LANDWORKER'S COHABITEE
WHO AMPUTATED THEIR CARTILAGINOUS APPENDAGES
BY SWIFT APPLICATION OF A MEAT CUTTING UTENSIL.
DO YOU RECALL WITNESSING A SIMILAR INCIDENT
TO A TRIO OF VISUALLY IMPAIRED RODENTS
BEING MUTILATED IN THE AFOREMENTIONED MANNER?



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SkekTek


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NO REALLI! SHE WAS KARVING HER INITIALS ON THE MØØSE WITH THE SHARPENED END OF AN INTERSPACE TØØTHBRUSH GIVEN HER BY SVENGE - HER BROTHER-IN-LAW - AN OSLO DENTIST AND
STAR OF MANY NORWEGIAN MØVIES: "THE HØT HANDS OF AN OSLO DENTIST", "FILLINGS OF PASSION", "THE HUGE MØLARS OF HORST NORDFINK".

kenney9226


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PemberDucky wrote:DID HE BRING YOU A...PACKAGE?!



NOW I AM MORE IMPRESSED THAT IN ALL THE VASTNESS OF FILTERED WORDS, PENIS IS NOT AMONG THEM.

ON A SIDE NOTE PLEASE VISIT THE UNINTENTIONALLY GREAT-NAMED WEBSITE,

OOPS-- PENISLAND.COM IS NOW NSFW. IT USED TO BE A PLACE TO BUY PENS ON THE INTERNET.

RATS. NOW THE IT GUYS WILL VISIT ME AND I'LL GET IN TROUBLE...

SkekTek


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MYND YOU, MØØSE BITES KAN BE PRETTY NASTI...

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:MYND YOU, MØØSE BITES KAN BE PRETTY NASTI...



IKEA, IS THAT YOU?

SailorButterfly


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SkekTek wrote:A M∅∅SE ONCE BIT MY SISTER.



WHERE?

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Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
SailorButterfly wrote:WHERE?



ON HER BUM?- NO, I MEAN SASKATOON!

SkekTek


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Josephus wrote:ON HER BUM?- NO, I MEAN SASKATOON!



SASKATOON? IS THAT JASON'S SISTER?

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
SkekTek wrote:SASKATOON? IS THAT JASON'S SISTER?



ARE YOU JASON'S BROTHER? THE OTHER BROTHER, I MEAN?

ThunderThighs


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SkekTek wrote:A M∅∅SE ONCE BIT MY SISTER.

AN OSTERICH PECKED MY BOOB DURING ONE OF THOSE DRIVE-THRU ANIMAL PARKS. STUCK HIS HEAD RIGHT IN LOOKING FOR FOOD AND DECIDED SOMETHING WAS THERE. DETERMINED LITTLE SNOT.



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Schrobblehead


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SkekTek wrote:ROBBLE ROBBLE.



QUIT ROBBLE-ROUSING!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

kenney9226


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LIFE WITH YOU WAS LIKE A DREAM, UNTIL I HEARD THAT OLD ALARM CLOCK RING.

OscarRogers


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SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLAMP IT DOWN AND GET IT ALL FIXED!!
THE PORTA-POTTY SITUATION AT THE INAUGURATION IS GOING TO TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!

FIX IT!!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

OH, PHEW! CAPITAL LETTERS STILL WORK!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

SkekTek


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DA59 wrote:AN OSTERICH PECKED MY BOOB DURING ONE OF THOSE DRIVE-THRU ANIMAL PARKS. STUCK HIS HEAD RIGHT IN LOOKING FOR FOOD AND DECIDED SOMETHING WAS THERE. DETERMINED LITTLE SNOT.



ØUCH.

Josephus


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Schrobblehead wrote:QUIT ROBBLE-ROUSING!



LET'S GET READY TO ROBBLE!

mwiseman


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PUT THE DAMN LINKS BACK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

please.

SkekTek


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mwiseman wrote:PUT THE DAMN LINKS BACK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.

please.



NO SHI*. I'M THINKING ABOUT PUTTING A LINK IN MY SIG SO I CAN GO BACK TO THE EBW THREADLIST WITHOUT SCROLLING BACK UP.

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:NO SHI*. I'M THINKING ABOUT PUTTING A LINK IN MY SIG SO I CAN GO BACK TO THE EBW THREADLIST WITHOUT SCROLLING BACK UP.



SINCE THE ADVENT OF TABBED BROWSING, I USED TO "CENTER CLICK" EACH THREAD I WANTED TO READ OR COMMENT ON AND CLOSED THEM OUT AFTER I READ OR POSTED.

THIS RE-DESIGN WILL DEFINITELY BE ON MY LIST OF TALKING POINTS AT TONIGHT'S MANHATTAN THURSDAY FESTIVITIES...

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:SINCE THE ADVENT OF TABBED BROWSING, I USED TO "CENTER CLICK" EACH THREAD I WANTED TO READ OR COMMENT ON AND CLOSED THEM OUT AFTER I READ OR POSTED.

THIS RE-DESIGN WILL DEFINITELY BE ON MY LIST OF TALKING POINTS AT TONIGHT'S MANHATTAN THURSDAY FESTIVITIES...



I ALMOST FORGOT!

GOTTA GET MARIO KART... GOTTA GET MARIO KART...

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:I ALMOST FORGOT!

GOTTA GET MARIO KART... GOTTA GET MARIO KART...



YEAH! I KTC AND I ARE TRYING TO NEGOTIATE A TIME WHERE WE CAN RACE THIS WEEKEND-- THAT THREE-HOUR TIME DIFFERENCE IS A BIT CONFUSING.

SkekTek


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kenney9226 wrote:YEAH! I KTC AND I ARE TRYING TO NEGOTIATE A TIME WHERE WE CAN RACE THIS WEEKEND-- THAT THREE-HOUR TIME DIFFERENCE IS A BIT CONFUSING.



AT LEAST YOU'RE ON THE SAME TIME ZONE, PLUS I'M ALWAYS UP LATE.

kenney9226


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SkekTek wrote:AT LEAST YOU'RE ON THE SAME TIME ZONE, PLUS I'M ALWAYS UP LATE.



???

OREGON AND VIRGINIA AREN'T IN THE SAME TIME ZONE?

HAS SOMEONE ALREADY PARTICIPATED IN MANHATTAN THURSDAY?

pooflady


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kenney9226 wrote:???

OREGON AND VIRGINIA AREN'T IN THE SAME TIME ZONE?

HAS SOMEONE ALREADY PARTICIPATED IN MANHATTAN THURSDAY?



I'M PRETTY SURE KTC'S IN IDAHO. WHO'S IN OREGON?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

KtCallista


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pooflady wrote:I'M PRETTY SURE KTC'S IN IDAHO. WHO'S IN OREGON?



SAME TIMEZONE, MOSTLY. IDAHO ACTUALLY HAS TWO TIMEZONES (ONE AREA CODE), AND ONTARIO OREGON SHARES A TIMEZONE WITH SOUTHERN IDAHO, BUT STILL. . .

THERE IS A WOOTER IN PORTLAND.

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Josephus


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pooflady wrote:I'M PRETTY SURE KTC'S IN IDAHO. WHO'S IN OREGON?



NO-ONE. THE LAST PERSON OUT LEFT THE LIGHTS ON, TOO.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista
Josephus wrote:NO-ONE. THE LAST PERSON OUT LEFT THE LIGHTS ON, TOO.



I DON'T HAVE THE LOCATION OF NO-ONE, BUT I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN HE IS IN THIS TIMEZONE, ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN FAKING THAT.

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no1


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KtCallista wrote:I DON'T HAVE THE LOCATION OF NO-ONE, BUT I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN HE IS IN THIS TIMEZONE, ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN FAKING THAT.



it's much harder for guys to fake... uh, you know.

kenney9226


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KtCallista wrote:I DON'T HAVE THE LOCATION OF NO-ONE, BUT I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN HE IS IN THIS TIMEZONE, ALTHOUGH HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN FAKING THAT.



SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN OREGON. IT MAKES SENSE NOW BECAUSE YOUR MII SHOWS UP IN A PLACE THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE OREGON ON THE MAP.

KtCallista


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kenney9226 wrote:SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN OREGON. IT MAKES SENSE NOW BECAUSE YOUR MII SHOWS UP IN A PLACE THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE OREGON ON THE MAP.



YES, NOT QUITE OREGON IS IT. GOOD TO KNOW YOU STUDIED AT LEAST THAT MUCH AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY!

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You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

mwiseman


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dontwantaname


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mwiseman wrote:.



IS THAT DOT IN CAPS????




WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
kenney9226 wrote:???

OREGON AND VIRGINIA AREN'T IN THE SAME TIME ZONE?

HAS SOMEONE ALREADY PARTICIPATED IN MANHATTAN THURSDAY?



WHOOPS.. MEANT WE'RE

I LOVE CORK! LONG, THICK CORK! FRESH OUT OF THE BOTTLE!

mwiseman


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no1 wrote:it's much harder for guys to fake... uh, you know.


CARING?
HYGIENE?
CRYING DURING STEEL MAGNOLIAS?