Josephus


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SkekTek wrote:ALMOST AS BAD AS GUITAR NIPPLE...



DRUM-SET DINGUS?

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
Josephus wrote:DRUM-SET DINGUS?



FIDDLER'S NECK.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

101 *MORE* THINGS REMOVED FROM THE HUMAN BODY.
THAT'S GOOD TELEVISION.


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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
PemberDucky wrote:101 *MORE* THINGS REMOVED FROM THE HUMAN BODY.
THAT'S GOOD TELEVISION.



I AGREE. I LIKE WHEN THE PEOPLE STILL KEEP THE STUFF THAT WAS TAKEN OUT OF THEMSELVES.

dontwantaname


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Volunteer Moderator

KENNY, QUICK, LEAVE WORK AND FIND A TV!
SOME LADY IN THE CONTESTANT ROW ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT HAS A PUCKER ON HER SHIRT.

HMMMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE COPYRIGHTED LIPS!

YOURS , OF CORSE, ARE MUCH BETTER!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
dontwantaname wrote:KENNY, QUICK, LEAVE WORK AND FIND A TV!
SOME LADY IN THE CONTESTANT ROW ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT HAS A PUCKER ON HER SHIRT.

HMMMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE COPYRIGHTED LIPS!

YOURS , OF CORSE, ARE MUCH BETTER!



ALLURING!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
dontwantaname wrote:KENNY, QUICK, LEAVE WORK AND FIND A TV!
SOME LADY IN THE CONTESTANT ROW ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT HAS A PUCKER ON HER SHIRT.

HMMMM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE COPYRIGHTED LIPS!

YOURS , OF CORSE, ARE MUCH BETTER!



OH I MISSED TPIR TODAY. I WAS WATCHING IRON MAN AND THEN WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH THE LOVELY MRS. 9226 AND HER SISTER. ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A PUCKER RENAISSANCE, AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU ALL WILL BE ABLE TO SAY YOU'VE BEEN IN ON IT SINCE THE BEGINNING, 80 WEEKS AGO!


HOORAY, JOSEPHUS FOR YOUR MARIO ENTRY. I HAVE VOTED AND WILL GET THE LOVELY MRS. 9226 TO VOTE SHORTLY.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
kenney9226 wrote:OH I MISSED TPIR TODAY. I WAS WATCHING IRON MAN AND THEN WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH THE LOVELY MRS. 9226 AND HER SISTER. ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A PUCKER RENAISSANCE, AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU ALL WILL BE ABLE TO SAY YOU'VE BEEN IN ON IT SINCE THE BEGINNING, 80 WEEKS AGO!


HOORAY, JOSEPHUS FOR YOUR MARIO ENTRY. I HAVE VOTED AND WILL GET THE LOVELY MRS. 9226 TO VOTE SHORTLY.



TANKS.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

CAPS LOCK ON A FRIDAY.


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SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek
Josephus wrote:TANKS.



I ALSO HAVE SUPPORTED MR. MARIOSEPHUS.

ONE DAY UNTIL BIG NYC TRIP!!!!

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

I'LL POP A CAP IN YO' ASS!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Schrobblehead wrote:I'LL POP A CAP IN YO' ASS!



FINALLY THE BUTT FARMER SHOWS HIS, ER, FACE!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

Josephus wrote:FINALLY THE BUTT FARMER SHOWS HIS, ER, FACE!


WHY IS HE A BUTT FARMER?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
dontwantaname wrote:WHY IS HE A BUTT FARMER?



NOTICE THE DUCKY'S PANTS.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
Josephus wrote:NOTICE THE DUCKY'S PANTS.



...i don't see the connection...?

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
no1 wrote:...i don't see the connection...?



OH, NEVER MIND.

PemberDucky


quality posts: 41 Private Messages PemberDucky

Staff

Josephus wrote:OH, NEVER MIND.



I AM CONFUSED, TOO. CLEARLY I AM THE BUTT FARMER. AND A HAPPY ONE AT THAT.


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kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

I AM SHOCKED (SHOCKED!!!) THAT APPARENTLY THE WORD "BUTT" IS NOT FILTERED OUT HERE. MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES ARE ESCAPING ME!

Schrobblehead


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kenney9226 wrote:I AM SHOCKED (SHOCKED!!!) THAT APPARENTLY THE WORD "BUTT" IS NOT FILTERED OUT HERE. MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES ARE ESCAPING ME!



APPARENTLY ASS IS FINE TOO. (YES I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS, BUT I'M GOING WITH IT).

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Schrobblehead wrote:APPARENTLY ASS IS FINE TOO. (YES I REALIZE HOW THAT SOUNDS, BUT I'M GOING WITH IT).



NICE ASS, SCHROBBLEHEAD.

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady
Josephus wrote:NICE ASS, SCHROBBLEHEAD.



INDEED, A FINE ASS!



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
pooflady wrote:INDEED, A FINE ASS!





Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

WHY IS IT ONLY TUESDAY?!?

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
Schrobblehead wrote:WHY IS IT ONLY TUESDAY?!?



BECAUSE WOOT MUST SELL TWO-PACKS OF ONE WATT HANDHELD SPOTLIGHTS TODAY, THAT IS WHY.

SailorButterfly


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kenney9226 wrote:BECAUSE WOOT MUST SELL TWO-PACKS OF ONE WATT HANDHELD SPOTLIGHTS TODAY, THAT IS WHY.



JUST FIGURES, TOO. I COULD HAVE USED ONE OF THOSE SPOTLIGHTS LAST NIGHT WHILE LOOKING FOR MY HUSBAND'S WEDDING RING IN THE GRASS. WE DIDN'T FIND IT.

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Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

THE LACK OF NON-PWA POSTING LATELY IS DISTURBING! WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?!

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

KtCallista


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Schrobblehead wrote:THE LACK OF NON-PWA POSTING LATELY IS DISTURBING! WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?!



POSTING IN PWA, OBVIOUSLY.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Schrobblehead wrote:THE LACK OF NON-PWA POSTING LATELY IS DISTURBING! WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?!



LIVING PIGGIE LIVES!

ThunderThighs


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Staff

Josephus wrote:LIVING PIGGIE LIVES!

DEAD PIGGIE IS BACON?



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Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
DA59 wrote:DEAD PIGGIE IS BACON?



CAN BE, BUT BACON IS DEAD PIGGIE FOR SURE.

Bacon9226


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bacon9226
Josephus wrote:CAN BE, BUT BACON IS DEAD PIGGIE FOR SURE.



I AM NOT DEAD PIGGIE, I AM A GREAT KID!

kenney9226


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Bacon9226 wrote:I AM NOT DEAD PIGGIE, I AM A GREAT KID!



WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?

Bacon9226


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bacon9226
kenney9226 wrote:WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?



IT'S THE COWS, DAD!

kenney9226


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Bacon9226 wrote:IT'S THE COWS, DAD!



AH, YES, THE COMPUTERS ON WHEELS. GOOD JOB, THEN!

Bacon9226


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bacon9226
kenney9226 wrote:AH, YES, THE COMPUTERS ON WHEELS. GOOD JOB, THEN!



DAD, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO BE WORKING!

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
Bacon9226 wrote:DAD, YOU REALLY OUGHT TO BE WORKING!



JUST DON'T TELL MOM AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN, OK?

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Bacon9226 wrote:I AM NOT DEAD PIGGIE, I AM A GREAT KID!




IN YOUR EYES THERE'S SOMETHING LACKING
WHAT YOU NEED'S A DAMNED GOOD WHACKING.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Bacon9226 wrote:IT'S THE COWS, DAD!




WE CAN SEE YOU OUT FOR DINNER
WITH YOUR PIGGIE WIFE
CLUTCHING FORKS AND KNIVES TO EAT YOUR BACON.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226
Josephus wrote:WE CAN SEE YOU OUT FOR DINNER
WITH YOUR PIGGIE WIFE
CLUTCHING FORKS AND KNIVES TO EAT YOUR BACON.



WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING OUT TO FIRST
AND YOUR PANTS ARE GONNA BURST...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
kenney9226 wrote:WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING OUT TO FIRST
AND YOUR PANTS ARE GONNA BURST...



AND FOR ALL THE LITTLE PIGGIES
LIFE IS GETTING WORSE
ALWAYS HAVING DIRT TO PLAY AROUND IN.