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Josephus wrote:WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SICK INSECT HATER? YOU KILL OFF ALL THE POOR, STINGERLESS CARPENTER BEES, WHEN YOU COULD JUST STRATEGICALLY PLACE SOME WHITE-PAINTED BOARDS AROUND ABOUT HEAD HIGH FOR THEM, AND THEN YOU GO AFTER THE POOR, LITTLE YELLOW- JACKETS, THAT NEVER HURT A FLE- OK, THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE FILLED THAT ECOLOGICAL NICHE, KILL 'EM ALL, I SAY. BALD FACED HORNETS TOO. THEY ARE REALLY MEAN.

"ALTHOUGH CARPENTER BEES ARE LESS AGGRESSIVE THAN WASPS, FEMALE BEES PROVISIONING THEIR NESTS WILL STING."- http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef611.asp

NOTHING TOXIC ABOUT A TENNIS RACKET...

THEY... MUST... NOT... STING THE CHILDREN...

JUST HAMMERED IN DOWELS INTO THE HOLES, SO EVEN IF THEY'RE STILL AROUND, THEY'RE NOT GETTING IN THE WOOD ANYMORE. AT LEAST, NOT THROUGH THE SAME PASSAGES.

WEEKS LIKE THIS I HATE BEING A CHICAGO SPORTS FAN...

dontwantaname wrote:WE TOOK OUT ANY TYPE OF PLANT THAT BEES WOULD LIKE.

WE ARE DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE. WE PLANTED BEE BALM IN THE FRONT YARD TO ATTRACT BEES.

Schrobblehead wrote:WE ARE DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE. WE PLANTED BEE BALM IN THE FRONT YARD TO ATTRACT BEES.

I AM A SUPPORTER OF MOST BEE SPECIES. THE ONES PUTTING HOLES IN MY BACK YARD- NOT SO MUCH.

SkekTek wrote:I AM A SUPPORTER OF MOST BEE SPECIES. THE ONES PUTTING HOLES IN MY BACK YARD- NOT SO MUCH.

I DON'T LIKE BEES. OR YELLOWJACKETS. OR HORNETS. OR ANYTHING WITH A GENERAL YELLOW AND BLACK STRIPEY MOTIF. THEY SCARE ME. I RUN AWAY AND HIDE.

dontwantaname wrote:WE TOOK OUT ANY TYPE OF PLANT THAT BEES WOULD LIKE.
SON STILL GOT STUNG.
TWICE
IN THE SAME DAY
DOING THE SAME THING

HE ALSO BURNED HIS FINGER TIP IN THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER TWICE IN A ROW WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.

WE JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS CLOVER ALL OVER WHERE WE WALK THE DOG. HOPE THE BEES DONT SHOW UP.

DOGS LIKE TO EAT BEES. I THINK THEY PROBABLY TASTE SWEET.

Josephus wrote:DOGS LIKE TO EAT BEES. I THINK THEY PROBABLY TASTE SWEET.

BEES FREAK ME OUT. SO DOES THIS PHOTO.

Josephus wrote:DOGS LIKE TO EAT BEES. I THINK THEY PROBABLY TASTE SWEET.

FACT: BEARS EAT BEETS.

dontwantaname wrote:PROFESSOR SKEK, WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELDS v SENSE OF SMELL DEBATE IN THE WORLD OF HOMING PIGEONS?

SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT.

HOMING PIGEONS USE BOTH. THEY TEND TO USE SMELL FOR SHORT-DISTANCE, AND MAGNETIC FIELDS AND OTHER CUES FOR LONG-DISTANCE HOMING.

dontwantaname wrote:HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

arcsus wrote:BEES FREAK ME OUT. SO DOES THIS PHOTO.

HONEYBEES ARE ABOUT 1/2 INCH LONG. THE CORNEA IS ABOUT 3/8 INCH (I MEASURED MINE). THIS HAS TO BE PHOTOCHOPPED.

Josephus wrote:honeybees are bigger than this. ergo, photochopped.

NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. I WOULD THINK THAT YOUR REFLEXES WOULD FORCE YOU TO HAVE YOUR EYELIDS SHUT TIGHT. IT STILL DISTURBS ME THOUGH.

arcsus wrote:NO QUESTION ABOUT THAT. I WOULD THINK THAT YOUR REFLEXES WOULD FORCE YOU TO HAVE YOUR EYELIDS SHUT TIGHT. IT STILL DISTURBS ME THOUGH.

PARALYZED.

dontwantaname wrote:I KNEW THAT FROM THE REFLECTION.

LOL, HOW DID YOU MEASURE YOUR CORNEA?

I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND HELD A MEASURING TAPE UP BESIDE MY EYE.

dontwantaname wrote:I THINK IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO BACK TO WORK!

HEY!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

dontwantaname wrote:ANSWER THE QUESTION PROFESSOR SKEK

TALK TO YOURSELF MUCH?

ANSWER IS NO...

DA59 wrote:31 MORE PAGES. TOO EARLY TO START LAST POSTING.

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START LAST POSTING.

SkekTek wrote:IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START LAST POSTING.

DO YOU MEAN NEVER TOO EARLY? CAPS LOCK LAST POST??

PemberDucky wrote:DID YOU KNOW A PRINGLE IS ONLY 42% POTATO?!

YEP. DID YOU KNOW A PRINGLE IS ALSO 99% DISGUSTING? I MEAN I STILL EAT A SLEEVE OR TWO OF THE SALT AND VINEGAR FLAVOR PRINGLES A DAY, BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT CUTTING BACK.

PemberDucky wrote:ANOTHER 20% OF THE PRINGLE IS NICOTINE, SO GOOD LOOK WITH THAT.

WHAT PERCENTAGE IS SALT? THOSE THINGS ARE SALT LICKS...

PemberDucky wrote:ANOTHER 20% OF THE PRINGLE IS NICOTINE, SO GOOD LOOK WITH THAT.

WOW THAT IS LIKE 96 TIMES HIGHER THAN A LETHAL DOSE OF NICOTINE PER SERVING! NO WONDER I CAN'T STOP EATING THEM!

arcsus wrote:WOW THAT IS LIKE 96 TIMES HIGHER THAN A LETHAL DOSE OF NICOTINE PER SERVING! NO WONDER I CAN'T STOP EATING THEM!

I'D KILL FOR A TUBE...

SkekTek wrote:I'D KILL FOR A TUBE...

DEATH FLAVORED PRINGLES. "ONCE YOU POP, YOU'LL DROP DEAD."

arcsus wrote:DEATH FLAVORED PRINGLES. "ONCE YOU POP, YOU'LL DROP DEAD."

WASN'T THAT WHAT THE PRINGLES WITH OLESTRA WERE?

jqubed wrote:WASN'T THAT WHAT THE PRINGLES WITH OLESTRA WERE?

NO, THEY JUST MADE YOU WISH YOU WOULD DROP DEAD.

jqubed wrote:WASN'T THAT WHAT THE PRINGLES WITH OLESTRA WERE?

I THINK THEY WERE "ONCE YOU POP, YOU'LL DROP TROU."

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