DavidShenoda


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Re: Child Optimist hopes for Jurassic X-Mas Miracle!



An optimistic child rejects the idea of boundaries on his christmas list and asks Santa for an improbable -and definitely extinct- gift. His optimism and faithful, year long letter-writing finally paid off when he found the number one request on his list, a tyrannosaurus, awkwardly crouched by the tree in a red bow.

And we finally have an answer to the age old question...

"Can a T-Rex fit through a chimney?"

Thanks, Enjoy!

Re: The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow...



I like how it came out, but this version is a lot cooler and definitely more wearable!

Don't forget to vote for my other shirts too!
...lf you like them of course.










Sheneron


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Conrads wrote:WHOA! Would you look at that.....REJECTED! The shirt last week fit the theme but still got rejected, sorry man.



Thank you conrads for bringing that to my attention. If, indeed conrads was right and this shirt was rejected because of the lack of any particular design on it then hopefully my next submission will not be rejected. However, I fear that conrads is usually more wrong then right.

I am sorry that this shirt has failed all of its supporters (exempt conrads) but I hope my new submission can fulfill all of your dreams still, even if it is to a lesser extent.

Perhaps one day people will stop being prejudice against blanks.

Oh, and conrads this shirt does indeed fit into the derby. Obviously. When the complexities of life are overwhelming this shirt is just hanging in your closet calling out to you. This simplicity behind this shirt has an overpowering vibrance of optimism that not even you can suffocate.

I will post the link when I get it submitted.

Josephus


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Sheneron wrote:Thank you conrads for bringing that to my attention. If, indeed conrads was right and this shirt was rejected because of the lack of any particular design on it then hopefully my next submission will not be rejected. However, I fear that conrads is usually more wrong then right.

I am sorry that this shirt has failed all of its supporters (exempt conrads) but I hope my new submission can fulfill all of your dreams still, even if it is to a lesser extent.

Perhaps one day people will stop being prejudice against blanks.

Oh, and conrads this shirt does indeed fit into the derby. Obviously. When the complexities of life are overwhelming this shirt is just hanging in your closet calling out to you. This simplicity behind this shirt has an overpowering vibrance of optimism that not even you can suffocate.

I will post the link when I get it submitted.



Woot could easily reject it for it being similar to a previously sold shirt of theirs, since they sold a shirt with no design once.

PhilSandifer


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Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=25707]A



It's cute, but I can't vote for it because of the use of comic sans. It's a principle thing.

DavidShenoda


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Re: The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow...



Re: The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow...



I like how it came out, but this version is a lot cooler and definitely more wearable!

Don't forget to vote for my other shirts too!
...lf you like them of course.









DavidShenoda


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Re: Blueprint for Happiness!



Re: The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow...



I like how it came out, but this version is a lot cooler and definitely more wearable!

Don't forget to vote for my other shirts too!
...lf you like them of course.










DavidShenoda


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DavidShenoda wrote:You're correct on bot counts - sort of.
In Austin, Texas, or at least in my house here, the hot is on the right. It is an old building though, so I'm not sure if it was built when they had codes for building things.

On the latter, you're correct about the tempature being irrelevant. It's not really necessary for understanding the gag.



Re: The Sun Will Rise Tomorrow...



I like how it came out, but this version is a lot cooler and definitely more wearable!

Don't forget to vote for my other shirts too!
...lf you like them of course.









PhilSandifer


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Shoppingdingo wrote:
'Its in a book' did make me wonder; "I wonder if adder fell off the wagon."



To say nothing of the poor quality rainbow, comprised of bent ovals with rounded edges so that it does not look like a coherent rainbow, and furthermore spills off the edges of the unicorn. Ugh.

I'd also note that Baseball and Hotdogs is, in fact, stick figure art. And unlike the stick figure art in this entry, it does not use the stick figure aesthetic for a clean, timeless cartoon look - it uses it because apparently the artist cannot anthropomorphize something more artfully than drawing lines for arms and legs and identical expressionless smiles.

Any other works of art you want to discuss?

PhilSandifer


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Re: He's totally gonna make it.




Gorgeous. Even without text, it has to my mind a really nice ride the walrus of the logic of video games (where one would find a spike pit like that) and a cute, whimsical logic. The facial expression on the biker is priceless. For God's sake, into the fog with it - it's markedly better than three of the five shirts ahead of it.

IndependentVik


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Re: An Optimistic Honey Heist



Voted. I'd buy this for my nephew in a second--it's adorable

DavidShenoda


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Re: Things could be worse! Optimism



Cool design. GMV, and thanks for yours as well!

DavidShenoda


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peppersagooddog wrote:what the hell is wrong with you?
do you not think we can see who posted?


edit: for those of you that read the shirt thread rather than these comments together in the forum thread... i would presume he posted this design about 10 times in a row before he decided he liked it, and commented on himself differently every time. other wise i guess he is putting his own shirt pic in everyone elses thread as he comments.... either way the forum is full of posts for this shirt all of a sudden



Peppers, don't be a Doosh. We need to help new folks, not bash them in the head with the Nitpick Stick. Please, find something else to occupy your time with besides trolling around sharpening your nitpick stick.

IndependentVik


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Re: Cheer Up! She Found You.



This is such a strong design. You run through so many emotions looking at it, and it makes you think--a sign of art if ever there was one.

Also, lemon is way underused--I've been saying that for weeks now and I'm glad one of the better designers here has come to the same conclusion

sekiyuko


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IndependentVik


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Re: He's totally gonna make it.



I love that he's wearing a bike helmet. "Safety first!"

Bummed that it looks like this isn't going to refog.

DavidShenoda


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Re: Bob Marley's Three Little Birds



No offense, but the colors are pretty bad. Instead of complimenting each other they're working against one another. It's a good concept and drawing, though. You should resubmit it with colors that are closer to each other and also keep in mind the shirt color as well when/if you decide to change it. I'm still voting for it just for reppin' Marley on here. I'm sure we're the minority, as far as music artists/genres that wooters go for, but it's refreshing to see a like-minded soul around these parts now and again. Keep it up, and don't worry about the sheriff. It's the deputy you gotta keep an eye on.

IndependentVik


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Re: Sunny Day RESUB



I love the expression of glee as Mr. Sun unleashes an unrelenting barrage of whoop-ass on those clouds

artulo


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HeartlineTwist wrote:Yay! It's Onion!

I wanted this to fog. It would have been like a test case going to the Supreme Court.



If it had fogged, it would have been rejected.

Passive agressive FTW!

choptop82


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Sheneron wrote:
Perhaps one day people will stop being prejudice against blanks.



Funniest quote... ever?

lorendburton


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choptop82 wrote:I like the way this shirt says "Hey "No text" rule, you can kiss my black a$$."



Oh shoot, I read every line of the derby challenge EXCEPT that last one, where it says no text. ahuhu oops.

woemcat


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Re: Forced Optimism Is Still Optimism!



I like it on black, like it is on the thumbnail. Resubmit. It's really cute.

Abydos641


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Re: Grim Optimism



This is too adorable! I hope it becomes a shirt soon, so I can wear it with squirrely pride.

artulo


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Re: Can you spot the optimist?



cookies! nice work and good use of a red shirt. gmv!

fuzzycorgi


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whitosu117


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This really isn’t funny or cute at all. Dead seals don’t make me laugh or any dead animal at that matter.

garot


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AdderXYU wrote:Given that "Easy v. Optimism" isn't a court case regarding the rights of homosexuals to marry, I'd say there will be a little less furor.

But seriously, less stick figures, please. Woot's already an artistic joke without that being the direction it takes.



look in the mirror if you want to see a joke

and also, if you dont like it here.... go somewhere else. Quit your b1tchin

Kilagria


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Re: Child Optimist hopes for Jurassic X-Mas Miracle!



Haha I like how you did this shirt, really wonderful! I like the color and the layout of everything, good job David!

jewelwing


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Re: Blimp Day



Blimps make me smile and a sky full of them would be way optimistic. I get it, and you get a vote!

Kilagria


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Re: [url=http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=25695]



You should have made it so there wasnt that much grass on their side, mostly desert like.

schnooten


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Deadite7


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AdderXYU wrote: I will, however, say that I believe EVERY SINGLE THING I have ever entered, from the worst to the best, is better than stick figures. Except that one time I made stick figures.


So, you yourself used stick figures in a derby? Doesn't this just go and invalidate every horrible thing you've just said?

sfabro


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Re: wait 'til next year...



They still sing the blues in Chicago.
by Luke sphere

It began with potential—a nice place to begin—
A team with top talent, and a desire to win.
A decision, it seemed, had been made at the top:
It was time the Cubs’ losing streak came to a stop.

The season, it started, but not quite as planned.
The Brewers seemed to have us out-gunned and out-manned.
And Lou’s style must have been quite a shock after Dusty,
For our playing looked rough, inconsistent, and rusty.

But then June came around, and a sea-change took place,
The Cubs, they got hot! We were back in the race!
Holy cow, they were good! Do cynics dare dream?
The North side, it seemed, had one hell of a team!

But woe to October! How we loathe that postseason!
“Why is that?” you might ask? This team showed us the reason.
Wrigely’s champagne-soaked champions quick came up nylon;
They went to the playoffs, but they lost in three games!

It was hard to see players who had all been so clutch,
(Original content not provided.) when they were just on the brink of so much.
There was no Steve Bartman, no black cat, no goat.
This was a good team that, quite simply, choked.

They were pressing too hard as they swung from their heels,
Overtrying to prove all their high-profile deals.
We spent 400 million to get the job done
but when ’should’ turned ‘must’, we couldn’t walk in a run.

I go to the doctor, he asks me “What hurts?”
I say “Lilly and Hill, Eyre, Marmol and Wuertz.”
But he still needs more symptoms to make his decree,
So I hand him Soriano, Ramirez, and Lee.

It’s not that they stunk (though they’re justly maligned),
It’s those streaks in this season when they all truly shined.
They broke down our walls, made us once more believe.
We handed them hope, and oh! what we received.

A failure of hitting, a failure of pitching,
A collapse so abrupt that it left the fans twitching.
Three heartbreaking games in four heartbreaking days
Ending heartbreakingly with four double plays.

The Cubs so efficiently failed when it mattered.
For the ninety-ninth time, a summer’s dreams shattered.
Now the season’s all over, the clubhouse all packed,
Is it a good thing or bad that they’re almost all coming back?

God help me, I love ‘em, and I won’t give up hope,
(Though I may need through April to properly mope).
And it pains me to to say it, these two words we all fear,
But I truly believe we’ve got a great shot Next Year.

groupswim.wordpress.com/tag/poem/

great job!

speedcheetah


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sharpie23 wrote:Love this... don't know it doesn't have more votes!!!



i don't know either... i thought it would have had more by now... come on fellow wooters!!! VOTE! :-D

halfsilvered


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psycholionsgomoo wrote:This is my favorite shirt... I really want it to win! Plus I totally agree that trees can be optimistic about love :P That's why we decorate them, so they can look good for other trees... wow I think I need to go to sleep Good Luck!



Thank you, Psycholions!

phytoalexa


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Re: Optimistic Evergreen



I've voted for several shirts today, but I must say this design is one of the most original I've seen in a while.
It's very simple but cute.
Hope you win!

akaboulos


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Re: I still have a weet smile


I really love the concept.

FancyDad


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Xanzibar wrote:Nice idea, but maybe you could have used more colour?
Maybe put the happy smiley in the centre coloured in yellow, surrounded by all those grumpy smilies coloured in red arranged in a circle.
That might make it a bit better.



I like the b & w myself.




rudmad


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very cute!!!! GMV!!!!

sekiyoku


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The posts in this thread have me cracking up. xD <3 you guys.

Jestik wrote:
However, I will add, I am completely saddened the way fantastic, original, artistic work like BootsBoots sits far outside the fog, when simplistic stuff like this shirt will print and make $. Boots (and others) deserve better for their efforts. But that's what you get when you let people vote for what they like. Sometimes you like the results, and sometimes you don't. It's just the way it is



I like Boots's entry too, but I'm sure it will get an honorable mention, and even if it doesn't win in doubletake. it seems like something that woot would give an editor's choice to. Sometimes woot has to intervene to make things better when woot voters cannot. :D

heartluce


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Re: Cheer Up! She Found You.



I really love your unique design so very much Bootssquared but you know that already :D. So, I'll just hope for some gremlins to come in and magically transport you into the fog. My favorites are now in 6th and 7th, so it looks as though I'll be saving money this weekend to buy Christmas gifts. Btw, I shot you a pm.