kylemittskus
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Re: They were delicious

Yes!!!!! Another cutesy Rollerball (2002) shirt!!!
"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke
"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen
"There are many ways to the recognition of truth; Burgundy is one of them." -Isak Dinesen
Chalda
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Re: Otters Are Jerks

Ok so I don't expect anyone to listen to this but I'll put it up anyway. As a certified SCUBA Diver with my own gear and many years of experience I can tell you that yes, there is a snorkel. You use it on the surface if you need to swim somewhere. The piece that is circled on that picture is a 'regulator'. That what bring the air from the air (not oxygen, all divers would be dead if they used oxygen tanks) tank to the mouth. This attaches to the top of the tank with a piece that is screwed in and held by the extremely high pressure in the tank. It's almost impossible to get it off if the tank valve is open so it couldn't really have 'fallen off' the tank but it could easily have been pulled out of the mouth. There is also a few other cords, usually an extra emergency regulator as well as a piece that goes to the Buoyancy Compensator which controls your bouyancy so that you aren't too heavy and stuck to the bottom or too light and shooting off to the surface. So in the end all that is missing is the 'Octopus', as it is commonly known, that should be on the top of the tank. Mmmkay? Oh, and a mask goes on your eyes and a diving mask has to cover your nose or you can't balance the pressure and you will end up with black eyes.
And otters do have tails, but I still think that these should be sea lions as they are very well known for harassing behavior.
Please make a seal shirt. I will love you forever!