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I’m Sorry

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macruth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages macruth



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2

This is so adorable.

TRUEfoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TRUEfoe

lol. Sorry.

chibiturtleboi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chibiturtleboi

Lando: "I'm sorry"

Han: "i'm sorry too"

lol reminded me of that quote. nice shirt

My body's stupid, stereo putrid
Spilling out music into raw sewage~

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Oh my, I hope he doesn't get in Trouble.

*cough*

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brieanna


quality posts: 47 Private Messages brieanna

Perfect gift to give to your game loving girlfriend to get out of the doghouse.

However, real flowers and/or diamonds may be required for wives.

I like my signature.

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

Haha, this is so cute. Gotta think about this one though, not sure I like the color.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Don't be fooled, red piece, it's a ploy to lull you into a false sense of security, and then...BAM!!

Then you'll be the one who's sorry! Mark my words, Red.

therodfather


quality posts: 0 Private Messages therodfather

Ha ha. Parker and Bradley better not have good lawyers.

kritterbush


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kritterbush
brieanna wrote:Perfect gift to give to your game loving girlfriend to get out of the doghouse.

However, real flowers and/or diamonds may be required for wives.



sheesh, speaking as a wife, I would love to see my hubby in this shirt...

Seriously, the only bad thing about this shirt is I've not played the board game "Sorry" since I was in junior high. I'm guessing I'm not alone here either.

Awesome shirt though.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

This makes me wonder where the Yellow and Green Pawns/pieces are. I be you they fell for Blue's "apology" just like Red is about to...

::pours out two 40s for his homies/pawns/pieces::

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

All I have to say is I'm not completely interested in this shirt, "sor".. I won't be getting one.

cuchalainfilms


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cuchalainfilms

When I looked at the thumbnail, I thought the blue piece was passing gass, and that's why he was sorry. Not for me thanks.

SolaraGuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SolaraGuy

Haha that's awesome! Nice job!

pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717

if only it worked like this... *sigh*

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
prateeko wrote:Don't be fooled, red piece, it's a ploy to lull you into a false sense of security, and then...BAM!!

Then you'll be the one whose sorry! Mark my words, Red.



who's*

Sorry, I'm just really tired right now so it bugs me more than usual.

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tortureman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tortureman

love it.. and the heather gray.. in for 1..

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

So how is the Blue piece holding up the flowers anyway? Is it magic or kind of like Wii Sports where the people hold stuff up without arms (just floating hands)?

And btw, way to cheap out with daises. Pft, real apologies require roses.

flipmeister


quality posts: 4 Private Messages flipmeister

"sorry"... but no. i guess thats the GAME OF LIFE bwahahaha, i kill me. yeah... ill shut up now

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kylemittskus


quality posts: 232 Private Messages kylemittskus
eHalcyon wrote:who's*

Sorry, I'm just really tired right now so it bugs me more than usual.



Yay! I'm not the only pedant.

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auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

Why is it always the male 'piece' that is apologizing with flowers. Why couldn't it be the female 'piece' apologizing with a nice big fat t-bone?

Woot promoting sexism, that's what this all boils down to. Shame on you woot!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
prateeko wrote:And btw, way to cheap out with daises. Pft, real apologies require roses.



Actually, I believe the correct flower for an apology is rue, which stands for regret in floriography. Then again, I don't really know much about the language of flowers; internet sources vary wildly. I'm going with Wikipedia right now.

Does anybody know a definitive source? I always wanted to learn floriography to aid in creative writing...

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tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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Aw c'mon woot... you forgot the Vanilla Ice beatboxing classic "What It's Like Having a Roni"..

I can't think of any game that pisses people off more than Sorry. In for one.

EdwardBlake


quality posts: 15 Private Messages EdwardBlake

Yeah, I think the blue piece is whipped.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

so, is he going to say sorry when he slides down and whacks him, or has he already whacked him and red is now rehabbing and blue wants to say sorry?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
brieanna wrote:Perfect gift to give to your game loving girlfriend to get out of the doghouse.

However, real flowers and/or diamonds may be required for wives.



Trust me, diamonds are only good for hocking these days... I wouldn't waste money on jewelry when it could be used for something more enjoyable. Flowers are already dead and their 'fresh date' is such that they would be a constant reminder of how quickly people forget what they've done wrong, only to do it again... you know, like in a week. Nah... I'll take a shirt, please.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
auggie24 wrote:Why is it always the male 'piece' that is apologizing with flowers. Why couldn't it be the female 'piece' apologizing with a nice big fat t-bone?

Woot promoting sexism, that's what this all boils down to. Shame on you woot!



so does that mean woot is also promoting male pawns hitting female pawns? gosh! for their sake i hope the red one doesn't fall for it!

and apparently jaden is jaded on diamonds & jewelry ;)

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
eHalcyon wrote:Actually, I believe the correct flower for an apology is rue, which stands for regret in floriography. Then again, I don't really know much about the language of flowers; internet sources vary wildly. I'm going with Wikipedia right now.

Does anybody know a definitive source? I always wanted to learn floriography to aid in creative writing...


If you've been with a women than you'll know the correct apology flower is roses.

Lots of them. The bigger/more expensive the closer you get to being forgiven. Fact.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
EdwardBlake wrote:Yeah, I think the blue piece is whipped.



I see no topping!!!!


I demand coolwhip!

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2

Do they know that if they both move forward one space one of them will have to go back to start?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
KaylaJ wrote:so does that mean woot is also promoting male pawns hitting female pawns? gosh! for their sake i hope the red one doesn't fall for it!

and apparently jaden is jaded on diamonds & jewelry ;)



I love it when people make that alliteration with my name XD.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311
JadenKale wrote:Trust me, diamonds are only good for hocking these days... I wouldn't waste money on jewelry when it could be used for something more enjoyable. Flowers are already dead and their 'fresh date' is such that they would be a constant reminder of how quickly people forget what they've done wrong, only to do it again... you know, like in a week. Nah... I'll take a shirt, please.



I have to agree with JadenKale here. If you need to apologize to me, a nice shirt will do the trick.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
prateeko wrote:If you've been with a women than you'll know the correct apology flower is roses.

Lots of them. The bigger/more expensive the closer you get to being forgiven. Fact.



Fine, fine. But floriography is cooler.

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jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Cute: )


pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717
Cycospaz2 wrote:Do they know that if they both move forward one space one of them will have to go back to start?



ok Prateeko jr... :P

Elenawen


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Elenawen

This shirt is basically a romance movie in a nutshell. It almost made me cry, too!

Elenawen: Tolkien Elvish for "Maiden of the Stars." But I don't come from outer space, although Star Trek is pretty cool.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
auggie24 wrote:Why is it always the male 'piece' that is apologizing with flowers. Why couldn't it be the female 'piece' apologizing with a nice big fat t-bone?

Woot promoting sexism, that's what this all boils down to. Shame on you woot!



Uhhh, do the pieces even have sexes? I think they're both "it" thus there can be no sexism between them!

You're welcome, Woot.

pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717
prateeko wrote:If you've been with a women than you'll know the correct apology flower is roses.

Lots of them. The bigger/more expensive the closer you get to being forgiven. Fact.



actually, if you give them a bunch of real roses with one fake rose and you tell them you will love them 'til the last flower dies, then they will forgive you forever... now THAT is a proven fact. Fact, I tell ya!

brieanna


quality posts: 47 Private Messages brieanna
prateeko wrote:So how is the Blue piece holding up the flowers anyway? Is it magic or kind of like Wii Sports where the people hold stuff up without arms (just floating hands)?

And btw, way to cheap out with daises. Pft, real apologies require roses.



No way! Roses are cliche! Daisies require thought and of course, magic.

I like my signature.