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Tickle Pickle

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
peawhy
Last Wooter to Woot:
imapickledbeet
Last Purchase:
25 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
691

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



firstshadow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages firstshadow

ewww yellow. cue the pickle girl!

Muntoe


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Muntoe

This is way too awkward for me to wear LOL

pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717

Please tell me that is a Kosher pickle! I love those! :D

nyimages


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nyimages

Cut the pickle... Tickle tickle!

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

The Tickle Pickle sounds like something Dr. Seuss would come up with. Like a book title or a character.

mllemeranii


quality posts: 7 Private Messages mllemeranii

"Original pickle photo by Renee Comet, in the public domain."

I lol'ed.

invisiblecrazy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages invisiblecrazy

Why am I having a "Yay Broccoli" deja vu?


Sarcasm makes the person who uses it look ugly.
Hyperbole makes the person who uses it look taller.

brieanna


quality posts: 47 Private Messages brieanna

I didn't know pickles were ticklish in their...ear?

I like my signature.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

That bird has no taste. Pickles are delicious!

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prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Why is the bird saying yuck? It has no right to say that considering IT is the one that is naked and not the pickle!

Unless, of course, it knows the pickle is tickling itself in disgusting ways... :O

KillerRamen


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KillerRamen

I'm with the bird on this one... Pickles are nasty. :p

hijimmy5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hijimmy5
mllemeranii wrote:"Original pickle photo by Renee Comet, in the public domain."

I lol'ed.



Ditto.

dubdubdub


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dubdubdub
pianolin717 wrote:Please tell me that is a Kosher pickle! I love those! :D


It's Kosher... The description clearly states that it came from the land of public domain. No broccoli drama for the pickles.

CHERITA


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CHERITA

LOL funny but I would never wear it

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

Somehow I think they are gonna be in a pickle when very few of these sell. I guess there are always bags of apcray to stuff these into.

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pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717
KillerRamen wrote:I'm with the bird on this one... Pickles are nasty. :p



no no no! they are DELICIOUS! except for the bread and butter ones.

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2
prateeko wrote:The Tickle Pickle sounds like something Dr. Seuss would come up with. Like a book title or a character.



Yea my Mom (happily married) has a book on her nightstand that is similarly titled and it is certainly NOT Dr. Seuss.

This is also probably why the bird is saying yuck...

EdwardBlake


quality posts: 15 Private Messages EdwardBlake

Phallic much?

tiernane


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tiernane
Cycospaz2 wrote:Yea my Mom (happily married) has a book on her nightstand that is similarly titled and it is certainly NOT Dr. Seuss.

This is also probably why the bird is saying yuck...


I'm sorry, but as a female, wearing a giant phallus between the girls is not particularly appealing.

KB3NRY


quality posts: 2 Private Messages KB3NRY

I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle
-Arlo Guthrie

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orange20854


quality posts: 0 Private Messages orange20854

To all those considering this a harmless shirt, and thinking about wear such a shirt to the office, public school, or to casual day at church:

Please Google "Tickle Pickle" for a moment before clicking that stupidly large gold button. Thank you.

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Maus24


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Maus24
pianolin717 wrote:Please tell me that is a Kosher pickle! I love those! :D



No silly! It's a Vlasic Pickle!!

snappystrappy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snappystrappy

what is that button on his shirt pocket?

edit: ohhh i just got it! Jesse Hora Dot Com...

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

at least he has pants on...


and yeah, are we sure his finger isn't in his ear? it almost looks like a drop is coming off of him.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko
pianolin717 wrote:Please tell me that is a Kosher pickle! I love those! :D



What's the difference between a Kosher pickle and a non-Kosher pickle. I didn't realize pickles could be non-Kosher...

steyrkat


quality posts: 3 Private Messages steyrkat

I doubt many will buy and wear this...this is going straight to the random woot shirt pile!

mllemeranii


quality posts: 7 Private Messages mllemeranii
tiernane wrote:I'm sorry, but as a female, wearing a giant phallus between the girls is not particularly appealing.



As a female, I think it'd be hilarious.

Unfortunately, the execution of this particular design fails, imo.

I think it would be funny if it were just a pickle. But then there wouldn't be a pun or rhyme (therefore woot wouldn't want it), and it would only be a pervy joke.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
orange20854 wrote:To all those considering this a harmless shirt, and thinking about wear such a shirt to the office, public school, or to casual day at church:

Please Google "Tickle Pickle" for a moment before clicking that stupidly large gold button. Thank you.



"Tickle Me Pickle is a Richmond-based community group formed in 1999 to develop improvisational skills for kids of all ages in a fun and supportive environment."

Seems harmless.

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eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
prateeko wrote:What's the difference between a Kosher pickle and a non-Kosher pickle. I didn't realize pickles could be non-Kosher...



Easy enough to Google: What Makes a Pickle Kosher?

The primary issue with pickles and their status as a kosher food is the use of animal products at some pickling and canning facilities. A pickle is made by brining a cucumber in a solution of water and salt. Sometimes, the brine is emulsified with polysorbates, which are made from animal fat. If the polysorbates are from kosher animals such as cattle slaughtered in accordance with kosher law, the pickles would be considered kosher. However, the concern is that the pickles could be contaminated with products of so-called “unclean animals,” such as pigs, or that the animals used to make the polysorbates were not slaughtered properly. As a general rule, it is easier to make pickles without polysorbates if a facility is pursuing kosher certification.



In order for a pickle to be classified as kosher in terms of flavor, it must be made with brine and garlic. The common term “kosher pickle” is derived from kosher salt, a thick grained salt used to brine or season meats and vegetables both inside and outside of Jewish tradition. The garlic adds to the zesty, slightly spicy flavor of a true kosher pickle made in the style of a Jewish delicatessen. Although the overall numbers of Jewish delicatessens are declining around the world, a fully functioning deli will often pickle an assortment of vegetables to serve with food. Some pickling companies even specialize in Jewish style pickled foods.
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katfin25


quality posts: 1 Private Messages katfin25
pianolin717 wrote:no no no! they are DELICIOUS! except for the bread and butter ones.



seconded!!!!

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pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717
prateeko wrote:What's the difference between a Kosher pickle and a non-Kosher pickle. I didn't realize pickles could be non-Kosher...



well obviously you don't eat pickles... there are 7 types listed on Wikipedia alone...
1 Gherkin
2 Kosher dill
3 Polish
4 Lime
5 Bread and butter
6 Swedish and Danish
7 Kool-Aid Pickles (a.k.a. "Koolickles")

powerpiglet


quality posts: 6 Private Messages powerpiglet
EdwardBlake wrote:Phallic much?



I'm pretty sure that's the intent... See here:
http://www.amazon.com/x/dp/B001DDHPHY

Stormink


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Stormink

I don't want a pickle... and I don't want a tickle... I just want to ride on my motorcyyyyyyyyyyyy..... cle.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

You know what, screw pickles! They're just cucumbers who have overstayed their welcome.

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2
powerpiglet wrote:I'm pretty sure that's the intent... See here:
http://www.amazon.com/x/dp/B001DDHPHY



And this would be what I was referring to

gypsy101


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gypsy101
KaylaJ wrote:at least he has pants on...


and yeah, are we sure his finger isn't in his ear? it almost looks like a drop is coming off of him.



It looks like he's giving himself a Wet Willy!

If so, I agree with the bird. Yuck.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 229 Private Messages kylemittskus
pianolin717 wrote:well obviously you don't eat pickles... there are 7 types listen on Wikipedia alone...
1 Gherkin
2 Kosher dill
3 Polish
4 Lime
5 Bread and butter
6 Swedish and Danish
7 Kool-Aid Pickles (a.k.a. "Koolickles")



There were actually at least 57 different pickles. Hence the 57 on the Heinz 57 logo.

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prateeko


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invisiblecrazy wrote:Why am I having a "Yay Broccoli" deja vu?



Because you didn't read the part of the description pointing out this is from public domain?

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

I feel a bringing out corpses t-shirt vibe coming out of this...

Anyways... how can the pickle tickle itself?

Wouldn't that be called a self pickle tickle?

And isn't that disturbing?