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Cereal Killer

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.000s
First Sucker:
fromman003
Last Wooter to Woot:
gammonb
Last Purchase:
6 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1947

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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sneakertee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sneakertee



*My ticket into the Shirts on Sale Sad Rat Race

EdwardBlake


quality posts: 15 Private Messages EdwardBlake

*ahem*

Excellent shirt there. My money's on cookie monster.

Cycospaz2


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Cycospaz2

Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

heh cute play on the cereal killer idea... but I must know... is that a sugar outline?

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Calling all cars: be on the lookout for a man with a (milk) white mustache and an empty bowl. He should be considered hungry and extremely dangerous.

sneakertee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sneakertee
Cycospaz2 wrote:Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...



or so they make us think...

kylemittskus


quality posts: 231 Private Messages kylemittskus

A pun! Just for you Boots!!!

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

I like the design, but not the shirt color

pblgov


quality posts: 15 Private Messages pblgov

do I get this for my kids or will their classmates have nightmares?

matty1124


quality posts: 2 Private Messages matty1124

clever shirt... but ehhh i'll pass

drummerkyo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drummerkyo
Cycospaz2 wrote:Those look like Cheerios... which are supposed to be good for you...



I suppose that Cholesterol sent out a hitman. It was tired of getting attacked and lowered.

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eHalcyon wrote:
That's a quality post in my book.

meh3884


quality posts: 25 Private Messages meh3884

hah! thats what happens when you steal my cheerios!

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Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose

Do they harvest a lot of wheat in Oklahoma? It's off to an early lead...

DeadFrog


quality posts: 2 Private Messages DeadFrog

I can't believe I had to read the title again before I got the joke.

I guess this shirt is wittier than I.

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

You know who the real victim is here? A well balanced diet! Good luck getting that now without breakfast!

*sniff* RDA (recommended daily allowance), we hardly knew yee

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Also, I'm going to be a little afraid of the state that ends up with the most sales... Looks like Iowa and :shudders: Wisconsin.

duckcake


quality posts: 44 Private Messages duckcake

Very commonly heard joke on a shirt

Hi people =þ

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

So I guess this is one case where one should cry over spilled milk.

Heh, heh, heh, I couldn't resist :D

iris420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iris420

Aw, if only it was fruity pebbles. That's a killer cereal.

Carpe shirtem!

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Ah cheerios... my favorite childhood food!
The design might be better if the outline was somehow fitting though.... made of sugar or milk or something.

Vote!


pianolin717


quality posts: 16 Private Messages pianolin717

the real question is.. who stole the bowl?

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
duckcake wrote:Very commonly heard joke on a shirt



I hate when shirts start making noise.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

meh3884


quality posts: 25 Private Messages meh3884
iris420 wrote:Aw, if only it was fruity pebbles. That's a killer cereal.



to die for.

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eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

At the funeral, the mourners will literally cry over spilled milk.

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nantes89


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nantes89

I like how you use cheerios, it's like when you look at blood cells through an eyepiece lens of a microscope with an objective lens of 1000x and a swell focus. Only it's cheerios and you see the whole body.

Twilightrealms


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Twilightrealms

While a horrific, unexpected tragedy, I ask the public to please remember that there is no use crying over spilled milk. Please contact the authorities with any information. Thank you.

superspryte


quality posts: 21 Private Messages superspryte

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Gatzby wrote:I hate when shirts start making noise.


You're gonna hate the future.

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Twilightrealms


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Twilightrealms
Gatzby wrote:I hate when shirts start making noise.



Funny story... thinkgeek.com has at least 2. One with an interactive drum set, and another with a remote and 8 programmable buttons for your own person life soundtrack. >.<

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
superspryte wrote:You're gonna hate the future.



Probably.

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
Why do my posts always get deleted? -- Noise Reduction -- Try it in podcast format.
No, you can't have our iPod, keys, or Lego. Sorry.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
DeadFrog wrote:I can't believe I had to read the title again before I got the joke.

I guess this shirt is wittier than I.



That may be, but you can take solace in knowing that you are probably smarter than the shirt, as you correctly ended your sentence with "I." instead of "me." Well done, RanaMuerta.

iris420


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iris420
jel2301 wrote:That may be, but you can take solace in knowing that you are probably smarter than the shirt, as you correctly ended your sentence with "I." instead of "me." Well done, RanaMuerta.



**waits for eHal, the grammar cop, to confirm if this is true**

Really, I want to know. I'm terrible at grammar.

Carpe shirtem!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Twilightrealms wrote:While a horrific, unexpected tragedy, I ask the public to please remember that there is no use crying over spilled milk. Please contact the authorities with any information. Thank you.



ROFL

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
iris420 wrote:**waits for eHal, the grammar cop, to confirm if this is true**

Really, I want to know. I'm terrible at grammar.



I'm not a grammar cop... XP

Um... I think that's correct. "This shirt is wittier than I (am)". I'm not sure if you'd need "am" at the end. "Wittier than me" would be definitely be incorrect.

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trevorx


quality posts: 3 Private Messages trevorx

Would be great if there was a evidence shirt. Such as have the spoon in a evidence bag... or a milk carton with a wanted poster on it of one of the cereal monsters or cap crunch...

kylemittskus


quality posts: 231 Private Messages kylemittskus
eHalcyon wrote:I'm not a grammar cop... XP

Um... I think that's correct. "This shirt is wittier than I (am)". I'm not sure if you'd need "am" at the end. "Wittier than me" would be definitely be incorrect.



"... than I" has been colloquially acceptable for a very long time. Laziness for the win! We just drop the "am" and it is understood anyway. High five for all grammar pedants!

Like this:

trevorx wrote:Would be great if there was a evidence shirt. Such as have the spoon in a evidence bag... or a milk carton with a wanted poster on it of one of the cereal monsters or cap crunch...



The whole a - constant, an - vowel thing is tricky. And the post makes no sense since a person can only wear one shirt at a time.

"If drinking is bitter, change yourself to wine." -Rainer Maria Rilke

"Champagne is a very kind and friendly thing on a rainy night." -Isak Dinesen

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
kylemittskus wrote:The whole a - constant, an - vowel thing is tricky. And the post makes no sense since a person can only wear one shirt at a time.



There may be exceptions with words that start with the letter "h"! Hooray!

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Mactigger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Mactigger

Hmm, looks like someone should call in the team from 'CSI Battle Creek' (Michigan). I'm sure they have plenty of experience with cases like this.

jebustrist


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jebustrist

Woo another pun shirt so I can draw attention away from my american-idol-addled brain with a barely clever prepackaged joke! Morons everywhere thank you woot!

flibbityjibbet


quality posts: 3 Private Messages flibbityjibbet

I don't know what drives me more insane. Is it the thought of another non-derby shirt which leaves much to be desired?

Or, is it the inordinant amount of "spilled milk" jokes I read while skimming through the posts for something funny.

:P