mjc613


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Re: Mysterious Fathoms Below


love the shading on the dragon.

adamsw216


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Re: maybe



They can't print gradients here. They can print faux gradients that were created using half-tones (which is what they say are discouraged).

Antarais


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Re: A Clue! A Clue!



I have to say, I have never participated in a derby before, and I want this shirt DESPERATELY. As in, if it doesn't get high enough to be used by woot, I'll try and make one like it myself. I'll buy more than one. Does that help woot?

eHalcyon


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Re: An Unfolding Mystery



Augh, what? I need a brown shirt and this was going to be my first tgentry.

RAGE.

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Re: maybe



I love it :D

fablefire


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Re: An Unfolding Mystery



Oh wteff. I thought you nailed this one. Nooooooooooooo...

imsochady


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Re: The Mysterious Evolution of The Killer Whale



Thanks for the support folks! Thanks Godslinger for the fav. For all the voters, the moment you clicked on that "I'd Want One" button, the moment we became BFF's. Now we're stuck together like marshmallow and chocolate sandwiched by graham crackers. That's how we are close now.

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sonotthereason wrote:soooo...now that it's been rejected, could the mystery artist let everyone know what all the pictures were representing...



If you read through the comments you'll find all the mysteries resolved here.

eHalcyon


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Re: The Infinite Pi



If the value of pi was represented by a smiley face, I'd say that the smiley face would count as text if it were used in a mathematical context. Again, I point to Euler's number, represented by the letter 'e', which all the proponents here seem to be ignoring. Whether the context was literary or mathematical, I'd still call it 'text'.

Anyway, I give up trying to explain the simplicity behind Woot's definition of text. I thought it should be clear to anyone with only a little explanation, but that's obviously incorrect.

Here's what remains then.

It doesn't really matter what we consider to be "text". The rule comes from Woot, and therefore so must the definition. The definition has ALWAYS been this way; Woot isn't trying to be sneaky and they're not just messing with our heads, as they are sometimes wont to do.

Now, you may say that Woot's definition of "text" is erroneous. Fine. Pretend that they used some other word that better fits their definition in your mind. But Woot will continue calling it "text" because it's simple and, up to this derby, nobody has ever really had a problem with it. Whatever word is used, a level of ambiguity will always exist. Since Woot makes the call, it is on us to understand and abide by their definitions, even if we disagree with them. Woot's definition of "text" is no secret, and it's not about to change. Since Woot's definition has been made clear through precedence, ambiguity is erased - there is no room for justifiable complaint.

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Re: the mystery of the pirate chest



I love this shirt! I'm sad it's not getting more votes

hbanzapan


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kathnich wrote:Hah! Very cool. Not sure it's on topic, and sadly, I tuck my shirts in so the interesting part would go missing...



Just wear a belt with a magnifying glass buckle.

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I'm with the author on this one. While I understand and respect the decision by the reviewers of WOOT, I still believe it to be in error and would have very happily up-voted and bought this shirt had it gone through.

@Author: I sincerely hope you will resubmit this design in some form in another derby, maybe next time it will have significantly better success.

Thats my 2 cents.

hbanzapan


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xtinaftw


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SnapesAndChains wrote:This is embarrassing, I thought my shirt would do better than 53rd *swallows sadness like a boss*



It's a cute design to be sure. For me though, I had no idea that he was EATING the crops until you said so. And because it's not obvious enough that he's scarfing down the crops it's hard to grasp why an octopus is taking a stroll in a field, there's no logical reason that I can think of that makes me think, "Oh, I get it! How hilarious!" And I think having a connection to tie the idea together is really what gets the voters. Otherwise the octo alien might as well be somewhere in the ocean.

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Re: Yes... ANOTHER clue shirt. [resub cause I'm dumb]



O.O I'm in the new hotness column!!!

I'm 13th place!!!

All I needed was for woot to strip away my identity to get noticed around here!

I may not have to continue to be homeless if I can get a couple of prints :-D

hbanzapan


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Re: tonight, a tail of murder



I have no argument that this fits the theme. But personally I don't find the moon appealing. It just makes for a big round comedy-bald head effect.

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hbanzapan wrote:hear?



heart. go typos!

eHalcyon


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bill33421 wrote:Ignore all of those other people - white is a perfectly fine and acceptable color for this shirt, it goes with the pattern, and if they don't want it they don't have to buy one. The camera does seem to be pointing at a viewer, instead of at the other yeti, and that sort of bugs me, though i could see it as "how the yeti got pictures of us", though i guess that doesn't really fit the theme. I really like the design, and might buy one even with the camera angle bugging me a little, but don't get disheartened but some of those other pessimistic comments. You can do it! I hope this gets into the fog soon.



As far as I've seen, there haven't been any truly negative comments here - just constructive criticism (albeit repeated over and over again).

- I agree that the white shirt works and can't really see a way to do it as well on a dark colour, but that complaint always comes up with light coloured shirts.
- copying and flipping an image IS off-putting
- the mis-directed camera really should be fixed
- the shadows could be done better, but that goes alos with the copy+flip.

These are valid concerns and not just unwarranted negativity.

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kylemittskus wrote:I didn't know there were halftones behind the reaper until I read this post. I had to look at your picture a third time to see them.

Auspicious for the printing of this shirt.



While I'm not convinced that the halftones in this entry will look GOOD when printed, I'm pretty sure that they'd be visible. The problem with the other one was that the tiny halftones were also of a colour relatively close to the shirt colour. These ones aren't.

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neonix wrote:They aren't lolcats. That was an implication that someone other than the artist created. But I have to ask you AdderXYU, are you familiar with this drink? You must drink a lot of it.

I ask because the feeling I get from you by reading your posts on Woot is that you are attempting to be satirical in hopes that Woot will become a better shirt site, but deep down you've given up hope and don't think it could get better because there's no need for them to change anything because they are making money anyway and the mass of Woot members don't notice how bad the place is--you're the only one intelligent enough to get all this and the true intentions of Woot.

The reason for using cats is needless to know. Who ever said a parody needed a reason? Things don't need a reason, Mr. Logical, especially not art. Even if the cats were used to get more votes, it's justifiable because why would one hold back an idea that will get a lot of votes and buyers?

Just as a side note, no parody really is necessary. As long as we're talking about necessities, other than plain solid Tees, almost no T-shirt is necessary either. But thousands of these unnecessary shirts are made and sold every day. Why then, if they are unnecessary, do they sell? Because people don't buy only on necessity; they buy things they want. So why does this shirt have Cats on it? Because people want them and the artist knew that.





Wow, very well said, I agree totally. However that being said, I want to voice the fact that fanatical cat people...scratch that (no pun intended) fanatical "pet" people are really effing annoying. I mean you buy this shirt, then it makes it that much easier to buy that cat mug you've always wanted then you get that cutesy doormat that has some inane cat quote or saying on it that you've told all your friends about and before you know it, you own 30 some odd cats and are on some animal planet show, featuring you and your crazy cat ways, and you have cat hair floating around and you get it in your mouth, and that apcray is damn near impossible to get out. Oh it happens! In sumation:
Pet fanaticals = DOOM.

And all of it could've been avoided by voting on a different, more worthy shirt. ;)

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AdderXYU


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fablefire wrote:I enjoy that you give me that much credit for anticipating the win. You must think me very clever at finding and exploiting the niche. Thanks much. It's too bad the derby results don't back your assumptions though. ;)

And yes, I'm guilty. I'm guilty of drawing cute things. Guilty of actually enjoying drawing cute things! I'm guilty of cutting my teeth on anime/manga. I'm guilty of being a member of DeviantArt and GaiaOnline. I'm even guilty of smiling when happy customers post pictures of them wearing the godforsaken QBF. If that's a crime then bring down the hammer! I love what I do and I love when it makes someone's day. *gasp* :O

I can't take all of the credit for the derby wins though. If I could, I would've had South vs East and Death Cooties printed. :<

In the derby sense, I support the "submitters" behind even the stick figures. I may not support the artwork, but I can't fault the "submitters" for submitting the piece. Whether they put 4hrs of thought into a clever concept and 5 minutes into the artwork, or 5 minutes into a concept and 4hrs into the artwork, or 5 minutes overall, unless it breaks some rule or law I'm not going to harass the user. I don't know what motivates them, and I'm not about to guess, let alone tell them what motivates them. I'm not a psychic. I don't know them personally. Do you?

Sometimes I enter for money. Lately I've been here for the hunt/game. For awhile it was to piss off the anti-anime people. Before that it was to test the market to see if the chibi style was really that popular, or if the voting conspiracy was true. If you want you can add all of those to your list of "reasons why Fable enters the derby". You always forget to add those. I still don't see a huge change to pandering though. Links plz? Looking through my DA I've got plenty of cute all the way back. If I'm pandering now, I've been pandering all along since Scurvy and All Hallow's Sleep. (What does my entry pander to this week, out of curiosity?)

My art has always been on the cute side (with the exception of an experiment in detail last fall). Until the wonder twins arrived people liked my work and no one cared if it was cute, kawaii, chibi, etc. I'm just as kawaii now as I was before. Too bad you can't go back in time and just call me a hack all the way since Scurvy eh? The only thing that's changed since Scurvy is my attitude toward the game in its entirety. If I didn't change my attitude toward it I'd be gone by now. I'm nowhere near as masochistic as you. How can you stay in a place that embrangles so hard for you?



There is a lot to be said for trying to make a difference.

Some people will shout at the walls knowing no one will respond, but feeling that by doing nothing, they are taking the coward's route. This is still a contest that awards a respectable sum of money to the winner, and for myself, and people who respect design in a way that means something for anyone, it should go to a respectable design. that has much to do with the submitter as well as the design quality itself.

Others will know that nothing will change, and they will use it to their advantage. I don't think I need to say anything about this. Suffice it to say that tgentry's "Stuck Inside" and infinityloop's "rain dance" and a decent handful of solid design, though by no means much, has won a derby, and won first place no less. You can do it with great design, or thought provoking ideas, or skillful execution, or even just something creative. It's just rarer. Consistantly submitting work that is less than that reflects horribly on ones motives. And no, no one is psychic, but I think it is way easier to tell who is putting time in because they care, and who is putting time in just to win, or else to give an impression that they care while they submit grenades and masks that look like previous shirts. For example. And huge surprise, all of said users who are in it for the money are big on criticizing anyone who has higher expectations. That's dangerous to your bottom line. it's not surprising.

also, motivation is such an amazing thing. See, when you first popped up, you did cute things. You of course believe that is what this is all about, since it can't possibly be about diversity or quality or motivation: it's just about cute. We hate cute. But I don't think people DID hate you. Overly chibi? oh god yes, and regularly. But you used it as your style, not your paycheck. and then I think something cracked on you when Toaster Dreams lost to a horrible clip-art collage. Which you then followed up with a parody clip-art piece of your own. Which won. And then your next win was a 100% parody free representation of Zelda items. and at this point, you seemed to put far less effort into even your most successful pieces. So I'd say a LOT of things changed. Your style, no, but definitely your content and, by your own admission, your motivation. So by the time the wonder twins came through, and you could hone yourself into a more chibified, desu mold, you jumped at the chance. Since it helped break a pretty dry spell, I'd say it's definitely worked for you, if far less frequently than it works for them... It had been a year since you'd gotten an anime-style print. Given your own admissions, and judging your timeline, I don't think I've misinterpreted the path of your motives. but that path is also why I stand behind Scurvy's success: because it was done by a different Fable who was making a shirt for her own experimentation, not for a market base, and it fits as a shirt, not a marketing plan. And it's why I laughed at first at Plan B, and presumed it wasn't foreshadowing. Your work may not have changed much, but the person making it sure seems to have. And it is that, far and away above the style which, for the most part, you have indeed had forever, that colors my opinion of your work and motives. I'm sure that doesn't matter to you, so long as you're "making people smile" to the tune of thousands of bucks, but if you want an honest answer, you have it, and if you don't care for an answer, don't ask questions.

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bmjayne wrote:Ha ha! They take the guise of beneficial insects, but we all know praying mantises are up to no good!

P.S. It's easy to forget that it's really the reader who applies a tone to text. I could be wrong, but I suspect Kyle didn't mean his question to be taken quite so seriously. ;-)



this is true! but I was taking into account many of his other comments around the site.

I think a praying mantis on a shirt would be pretty sweet

JadenKale


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nontypicalmale wrote:this is true! but I was taking into account many of his other comments around the site.

I think a praying mantis on a shirt would be pretty sweet



We had a praying mantis on a shirt

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JadenKale wrote:HOLY COW! GIVE THAT MAN A CIGAR FOR NOTICING EVERY ENTRY IS BY ***


Now, back to reality, did you not read the special circumstances of this week's derby?



HOLY COW! Give this girl a clue for yet another logic and humor allergic post!

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AdderXYU wrote:There is a lot to be said for trying to make a difference.

Some people will shout at the walls knowing no one will respond, but feeling that by doing nothing, they are taking the coward's route. This is still a contest that awards a respectable sum of money to the winner, and for myself, and people who respect design in a way that means something for anyone, it should go to a respectable design. that has much to do with the submitter as well as the design quality itself.

Others will know that nothing will change, and they will use it to their advantage. I don't think I need to say anything about this. Suffice it to say that tgentry's "Stuck Inside" and infinityloop's "rain dance" and a decent handful of solid design, though by no means much, has won a derby, and won first place no less. You can do it with great design, or thought provoking ideas, or skillful execution, or even just something creative. It's just rarer. Consistantly submitting work that is less than that reflects horribly on ones motives. And no, no one is psychic, but I think it is way easier to tell who is putting time in because they care, and who is putting time in just to win, or else to give an impression that they care while they submit grenades and masks that look like previous shirts. For example. And huge surprise, all of said users who are in it for the money are big on criticizing anyone who has higher expectations. That's dangerous to your bottom line. it's not surprising.

also, motivation is such an amazing thing. See, when you first popped up, you did cute things. You of course believe that is what this is all about, since it can't possibly be about diversity or quality or motivation: it's just about cute. We hate cute. But I don't think people DID hate you. Overly chibi? oh god yes, and regularly. But you used it as your style, not your paycheck. and then I think something cracked on you when Toaster Dreams lost to a horrible clip-art collage. Which you then followed up with a parody clip-art piece of your own. Which won. And then your next win was a 100% parody free representation of Zelda items. and at this point, you seemed to put far less effort into even your most successful pieces. So I'd say a LOT of things changed. Your style, no, but definitely your content and, by your own admission, your motivation. So by the time the wonder twins came through, and you could hone yourself into a more chibified, desu mold, you jumped at the chance. Since it helped break a pretty dry spell, I'd say it's definitely worked for you, if far less frequently than it works for them... It had been a year since you'd gotten an anime-style print. Given your own admissions, and judging your timeline, I don't think I've misinterpreted the path of your motives. but that path is also why I stand behind Scurvy's success: because it was done by a different Fable who was making a shirt for her own experimentation, not for a market base, and it fits as a shirt, not a marketing plan. And it's why I laughed at first at Plan B, and presumed it wasn't foreshadowing. Your work may not have changed much, but the person making it sure seems to have. And it is that, far and away above the style which, for the most part, you have indeed had forever, that colors my opinion of your work and motives. I'm sure that doesn't matter to you, so long as you're "making people smile" to the tune of thousands of bucks, but if you want an honest answer, you have it, and if you don't care for an answer, don't ask questions.



Wow. So many wrong assumptions about motives. For someone who is supposed to be rational and logical and fair, you've sure got a heavy bias based on, well, nothing concrete. For someone who wants to improve quality around here, your assumptions that I submit solely for money are just as cheap as any apcray shirt that's won from any artist.

I will let you in on a secret. From Afterlife Nap to TCTP (including Scurvy) my entire goal was to win for the money. I signed on to the site because my brother said I would win a sizable amount. From there to Plan B was for my own fun, with Plan B being a frustration piece (and is as far as I'm concerned the best piece I've done as far as being on theme with the design). The next piece I did for money was Greed Frogs, followed by Carbon Cola, Maple Leaf Giraffe, Cerberus, and South vs East. My whole motivation for SvE was "just keep going with the lines, it'll pay out in the end". That was the last piece I did solely for money. It was the last piece because it was the least satisfying. It was also the reason why I took a break, which was about the same time that the wonder twins started to rise in popularity.

Is that what you had on your scorecard? My most art and time-intensive submissions as the ones I did for the money?

Now I gave you a whole slew of other reasons, from entertaining people (you have to try this guys) all the way to pissing people off (i.e. otters are jerks), let alone making shirt designs simply because I want one, but all you can pull from that is money. I give you the straight and honest truth and you make up your own story? Wow.

As far as, "There is a lot to be said for trying to make a difference" goes, I step in to call you on chocolate milk because I'm trying to make a difference. My morals and principles disagree with unfounded mudslinging and faulty assumptions. That is my "making a difference", because while you're worried about the quality of derby entries, I'm worried about the quality of discussion in the derbies. It has nothing to do with my bottom line, and everything to do with my morals and principals telling me that your witch hunts and undeserved insults are bad news for everyone in the end (except for maybe you and woot's bottom line).

I've seen you write on various occasions that you're just calling people on their chocolate milk and you hope they would return the favor.

I'm returning the favor.

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neonix wrote:I've seen other sites print designs to the color. Is Woot just lazy?



no you retread ITS NOT PRINTABLE ON THE COLLAR, like the collar of the shirt....good one though...being a pretzel twist and everything

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Delusionalovely wrote:If you look closely, you can see the bottom part that it's standing on ^^



I see it now. This is cute I love it. up-voted*

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Re: Dead Frog. Who dun it ?



I'm concerned that the blue circles will be inappropriately placed on a female. <*forward-slash*self-mocking>

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CryptoNite wrote:Wow, very well said, I agree totally. However that being said, I want to voice the fact that fanatical cat people...scratch that (no pun intended) fanatical "pet" people are really effing annoying. I mean you buy this shirt, then it makes it that much easier to buy that cat mug you've always wanted then you get that cutesy doormat that has some inane cat quote or saying on it that you've told all your friends about and before you know it, you own 30 some odd cats and are on some animal planet show, featuring you and your crazy cat ways, and you have cat hair floating around and you get it in your mouth, and that apcray is damn near impossible to get out. Oh it happens! In sumation:
Pet fanaticals = DOOM.

And all of it could've been avoided by voting on a different, more worthy shirt. ;)




LOL! Its too late, I already have a cat, a dog, and a fish at home!

You can ride with me, or you can find your own path. Don't stab me in the back after I've cleared the way.

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Icemank91 wrote:This shirt is classy. Will buy one if it prints. Love the game of clue, and I think this shirt does a good job of bringing it to life through cats.



Woot, if you're listening - I will buy the hell out of this shirt if it prints. The real "mystery" in this derby is how ***'s quality design fell out of the fog when that ugly swirly/book/halftone thing is still in.

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Thanks for the votes and support, guys! I can't believe how crazy this derby has been!

Urtawkin2adork83 wrote:Here's another idea. get the f out of my conversation.
Thank you


Yeah I know you were trying to defend me, but this is a public forum and Jaden is definitely welcome in any of my shirt design threads.


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Re: Murder Mystery



Funny, I always thought of this site as a place to vote for and buy t-shirts. I didn't realize it was all about designers whining about losing to what they considered to be inferior products.

This reminds me of when coworkers complain to management about someone breaking some stupid rule just because they're jealous that they can't get away with it.

Just a word of advice: if you want things to change, do it by bettering your own work. Some things may be great works of art but people might not want them displayed on their chest. Petty name-calling and bickering doesn't solve anything.

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godslinger wrote:What other mysterious fog would consume an artist? Regular fog? then why an artist?



The "fog of war" is not a trademark of Woot. Please vote for this shirt!!! Please research the true "rules" before commenting. Thank you.

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HiddenIdentity wrote:I believe the red dot is part of the mystery...



Its a pucker!!!

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Re: A Mysterious Conspiracy



JJ you sly dog. Startin' all this controversy knowing it'll get votes up on this design- very clever! Not that it needs any extra help- it's excellent work.

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re: murder mystery



About all the "depicting violence should be rejected" stuff, what about this

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=12552

I understand it was rejected maybe under other means though...

*shrugs*

"I'm Snug the joiner, and I'm a man."
-Daniel Parvis, Midsummer Nights Dream

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Re: An Unfolding Mystery



I need another brown shirt like I need a hole in my head, but I really love this design. I sincerely hope it prints. I think it encapsulates the derby theme perfectly. Congratulations and good luck!

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Re: Murder Mystery



http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=12552

Maybe that's a little easier

"I'm Snug the joiner, and I'm a man."
-Daniel Parvis, Midsummer Nights Dream

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Re: Mysterious Travels of the Wandering Mind



I love all the little details in this design. You managed to achieve a feeling of whimsy without it being cutesy or childish, which isn't an easy thing to do IMHO.

For some reason, the overall effect makes me think of Miyazaki's version of Howl's Moving Castle.

I can't wear the yellow (makes my hair look greenish), but the color scheme in general is very pleasing to me and I voted for it because I'd find someone to buy it for (read: I would probably keep it and wear it anyway). As an aside... if you ever make this into a framed print, I have the perfect spot for it to hang in my house.

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