mitchellp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mitchellp
AdderXYU wrote:I agree that kid sizes are one of the worst things to happen to woot ever (the quality level has plummeted even more than normal ever since) but this sort of thing would have been rejected anyway before kid sizes. The PG13 rule doesn't have any bearing on the MPAA or any other rating system. Most of the time it simply means "don't be a jerkass and give us some childish potty humor". And by that, the average interpretation of the rule by the mods, yours was clearly in its sites for being zapped



Then maybe they should change their rules smart guy. Because that's not what it says right now.

Jeni0816


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jeni0816
Re: Beware, Creepy Girls



This SERIOUSLY needs to be back in the fog. I would buy three of them, two for me and one for my sister. I absolutely love the style of this shirt. I'm somewhat new to shirt.woot and seems that in the past few derbies every design that I LOVE is one of yours. Keep up the good work and VOTE people!!

yodal


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yodal
binkdrop wrote:Firstly, it's interesting to see something from you in one color. It's definitely different and gives some insight into how you conceptualize different designs based on color. I like the whole shape of the design - there's a lot to look at but it flows pretty nicely.

Secondly though..perhaps the most troubling part...does the guy wearing your design on a shirt have his sleeves rolled up in the pic? :d



whats wrong with rolled up sleeves?

binkdrop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages binkdrop
freiz wrote:Hey, Kathnich, thanks for the comments! I'll consider your suggestion for an alternate version, but for myself in making this I did like the juxtaposition of Siamese "twin" cats and two birds...I suppose I was going for a double pun (and the twos multiply as I speak...). And I apologize if this turned you off (and apparently a few others), but honestly, I think there have been far worse (and more graphic) on Shirt Woot than two birds under a rock.

So, is there a more tasteful way of depicting two birds under a stone or is the pun just resented in general?



I could have completely lost my marbles, but I think that the people who were commenting were wanting to see the "before" scene of the siamese cats plotting the demise of the birds, rather than the "after" scene where the birds are dead and the cats have finished their deed. I guess it's the intrigue of an even that hasn't yet occurred that people might have been wanting to see.

Anyways, like I said I could be wrong. :d

Irreverend


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Irreverend
Re: Two Heroes



This looks like it should be airbrushed on the side of a van, in 1978, that comes complete with a "if this vans a rockin'..." bumper sticker.

On a shirt? I'm not so sure.

It's cool art though...

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
Re: Two Peas in a Pod that Dream of Being Singers



i'm so glad you liked the idea, i'm just sad there are so many peas in the derby. oh well. i see the postman one is doing well!

good luck. gmv.

Happy Beer.

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
Re: Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood...



i LOOOOVE that poem!!!!!

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
Re: The Going Rate



Oh! I'm so happy to see you back in the fog.

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
Re: pair o docs




clever. gmv.

Happy Beer.

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
eHalcyon wrote:Very, very clever. The design itself kind of turns the saying on its head - "two birds in the bush are worth one in the hand". But of course, it's an equivalent relation and works both ways.

I really like the style and the colours. I'm being more stingy with what I buy though so I probably wouldn't pick it up, but if I still bought randoms I would be happy to receive this. Good luck!

Also, got Unfolding Mystery the other day; it looks great!



eHalcyon..you have 8,000 comments. Are you a boy or a girl?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
BaldBob007 wrote:So, it is only art to the Dragonlance nerds... They'd probably find some substance in there, somewhere.

Maybe it's more like Charles Dickens than Yngwie. I love everything about his novels/short stories/etc, but a good friend of mine can't stand to read a page. Where I see the fanciful and whimsical, she sees some guy rambling on pointlessly and unnecessarily.



Dickens is regularly praised by people across the spectrum, and while certainly people of all sorts find him verbose and pointless, the only group that can truly be said to be out in the dark is the Uninformed. And there is always a group of the Uninformed, no matter what you're talking about. Opinions make the world so wonderful, because they flavor our perceptions, but some people simply don't know how to form them to sound at all convincing or credible.

Yngwie, on the other hand, is pretty un-listen-to-able to both mainstream fans, music critics, and yknow the friend everyone has that always knows the best new music before you? that guy too. His work is mostly appreciated by a very small sector of metal guitarists and nerds.

Of course, the idea of spectrum gets more difficult when you get into more obscure and experimental concepts, but even so, there's normally blips all throughout, if you consider it on a small enough scale.

This all said, I expect more than great execution. Some of my favorite shirts are executed wonderfully because they're human and imperfect. Some of my favorite singers have voices that are far from the strongest out there. Etc etc. It's not about the tools you have so much as what you do with them. I think woot has seen so few people who can do anything with their very limited tools that when they see this, the first thing they think is "not deformed rabbits!" and HAVE to love it. For that, hell, I'd rather have this print poorly (which it will if it does) than that print at all. But it's about more than that. Or it certainly should be.

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
krisrobinson wrote:I'm guessing it won't be long before they have a full house.



hahahahahaha :D

Livnxtreem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Livnxtreem
bigfoot1107 wrote:If it wants to be a pun, you have to work of off "dually noted," because duly noted means in a timely or proper fashion, not twice-noted. If you had noted it in a timely or proper fashion, you wouldn't have put any cute bunnehs on the shirt at all.



You are correct. However, I was trying to imply that the advice of no cute bunnehs was "Duly" noted in a timely fashion before she did her design. But since Duly and Dually are homophones I decided to stick with "duly noted" since that is the common phrase. Hence the reason I needed the two bunnies.

I guess you can say it is a "homophonic" pun.

Thank you for pointing that out. I am a teacher and am quite aware of words' spellings and meanings. No offense.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
mitchellp wrote:Then maybe they should change their rules smart guy. Because that's not what it says right now.



So much whining for such a bad shirt design.

Irreverend


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Irreverend
Re: Two Too Many



Except, this isn't two too many, it is six too many...

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
sugareeali wrote:eHalcyon..you have 8,000 comments. Are you a boy or a girl?



He's a (gasp!) Canadian!

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
Re: Double Personality



I wouldn't like this as much without the heart fingers. Nice. Even if it's a little anime-ish.

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
Re: 2 Too Tall?



I like this. Great job.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
Re: The Two-Headed Snake's Mortal Foe



It is great! such a neat design.

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
Re: Terrible Two's



domo domo domo. glad to see someone ran with this idea. love the colors especially for choosing a bright shirt. gmv.

Happy Beer.

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
Re: Gimmie a Break



omgosh so cute!

RebellionCH


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RebellionCH
yankeebird wrote:In keeping with the spirit of the theme, two things:

Are those gradients under the bomb?

What does the bomb have to do with the theme "two"?



You seem to have more than enough time on your hands to criticize someone's design. If you havent noticed there are quite a few designs that dont exactly fit the theme, but they would make good shirts. Like this one.
Just look at what got 3rd place for the last derby! A kiwi? its not a tattoo.
But thanks for the great comment by the way

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
Re: 2UCwutIC



totally awesome lol. i'd want one.

i can see myself getting yelled at by people in the street ;D

etherealstrife


quality posts: 0 Private Messages etherealstrife
Re: Getting to Second Base



Was the "rejection reason" edited by another mod in response to the rejection of this shirt? I'm confused.

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
binkdrop wrote:I feel an internet bond with you, dear internet friend. Oh those were the days, sitting in front of the television with the Sega controller in my hand, shaking my fist violently in the air and screaming, "Who would be so incredibly cruel that they would make the Metropolis Zone have THREE acts??? AHHHRGGGHHH!"



I'm so grateful to be born in the year(s) of Sonic.

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
Xebby wrote:Why are the finger pits (is that what they are called?) so harry?

Sorry, I like the concept of the overall design but the harry fingerpits just distract me too much to vote.



you mean hairy?

harry fingerpits sounds like a kid who was tormented all the way through school.

Happy Beer.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
mitchellp wrote:Wow... I'd really like to meet this rejectionator person. I mean seriously... What's with the rejection explanation here! All I got to say is this, the Woot staff has no sense of humor. A big "Foxtrot Uniform" to you woot rejectionator.



Just so you know, "pairs of objects on the chest" is often a rejection reason, especially when it is specifically meant to call attention to the boobs. The rejectionator's reason isn't particularly informative on that, but it came up a lot when I was new around here. I suppose it hasn't come up as often recently.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali
sugareeali wrote:eHalcyon..you have 8,000 comments. Are you a boy or a girl?



A Canadian goy?! The horror! Better off being a birl. Sheesh.

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
Re: The Going Rate



totally awesome yay for the fog!

rev.


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rev.
Re: Getting to Second Base



Ok, this shirt is HILARIOUS. I would have bought 6...

As to being rejected - Let me point out that I am a member of the clergy and I say there is nothing wrong with this shirt - so... to the woot rejectionator -congrats on living in 1834. You are officially more prudish than the church lady.

lizperez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lizperez
Re: Two Too Many



I am providing a larger view of the entry to make the details more visible. =)Enjoy and thanks for voting!

ribbit1122


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ribbit1122
Re: The Postman Always Rings Twice



I haven't voted for anything in the last few derbies but I knew I MUST give my vote and praise to this design - I love this... and I need a red shirt too!

There is only one FINITE way to spell "deFINITEly."
You will find A RAT when you sepARATe the rat trap.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
sugareeali wrote:eHalcyon..you have 8,000 comments. Are you a boy or a girl?



Neither. I am a MAN.

I didn't look for a job last summer so I had a lot of free time. Plus, I just yap on and on and on. You can't shut me up.

But you should check out some of the real EBWers (Everything But Woot forum). Some are past 20,000! EBW is awesome.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

jabberjaws13


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jabberjaws13
gnubjub wrote:Thanks sweetie, I feel very good about reaching my goal of 10 votes!



gmv.i love this design. childhood memories always get my vote.

Happy Beer.

mitchellp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mitchellp
rev. wrote:Ok, this shirt is HILARIOUS. I would have bought 6...

As to being rejected - Let me point out that I am a member of the clergy and I say there is nothing wrong with this shirt - so... to the woot rejectionator -congrats on living in 1834. You are officially more prudish than the church lady.



Thanks rev!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
soyokazefuhen wrote:

If you hate it so much, why are you still here?

Twit.



To kill it.

Apres Moi, Le French Words for Every Decent Artist Leaving.

rockefoe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rockefoe
AdderXYU wrote:woot as a community. And I guess as a site, also, since they allow it.

It's not a matter of enlightenment. It should be VERY basic.

When it comes right down to it, my biggest problem with this piece is the huge gimmick crowding out the fog. As far as I'm concerned, it should be one or neither. I'm all for two different concepts succeeding by the same person if they are good concepts. These concepts are not strong enough on their own to warrant dual fogging.





what i don't understand is why i always find adderxyu in the middle of rude debates

defenestration


quality posts: 0 Private Messages defenestration
AdderXYU wrote:Says the person who wants a star wars pun.

The pun still doesn't "make sense". as in, why the pun at all? BECAUSE ITS STAR WARS RELATED.

That is the point. Without specific geek-referential knowledge, the pun is just stupid. Ergo it doesn't "make sense".



A film that made over 900 milion world wide is a bit beyond the scope of "geek-referential knowledge" So ergo, your "doesn't make sense" theory, well, doesn't make sense.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
defenestration wrote:A film that made over 900 milion world wide is a bit beyond the scope of "geek-referential knowledge" So ergo, your "doesn't make sense" theory, well, doesn't make sense.



So why are there two peas here? Because it's a good concept, or because the designer likes star wars?

If the former, you are wrong, and if the latter, it makes no sense why this should exist, outside of wanting to make a quick buck (and thankfully not succeeding)

And all this really is pointless considering how it has already been stated that this WILL be rejected. It doesn't matter if this is the most epic concept ever. It's good as gone by monday.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
mitchellp wrote:Speaking of bad shirt designs, I've seen your shirt store Adder. Buhwahahahaha! I'll go look at them right now to make myself feel better about this rejection.



Enjoy! but hilariously enough, there are millions of horrible ideas in the world, and yours is still one of them.