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Gonna Make You Lunch

Speed to First Woot:
59m 27.000s
First Sucker:
ajr1701
Last Wooter to Woot:
lm128
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 6% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 31% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2710

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



drluke21


quality posts: 0 Private Messages drluke21

this shirt is money! In for one

imsochady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages imsochady

It's peanut butter jelly time! Nice, congrats!

cleverconveyence


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cleverconveyence

Best week on shirt.woot all year, imo.

Number of shirt.woots in 08: 23 (not counting randoms and shirts bought for friends)
number of shirt.woots in 09: 2 (same criteria)

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

Would a purchase of this shirt come with a free loaf of bread?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Sounds like a number-one Jam.

I'm so, so sorry for that.

ThomasSue


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ThomasSue

I thought we were getting bag shirts. Isn't it Friday?

theclaytonator


quality posts: 2 Private Messages theclaytonator

So...where are the bags?

One word: STAHNKE.

The Tim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages The Tim

Guess what I'm jamming to.

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

Who won the bag derby?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

theinfinityloop


quality posts: 6 Private Messages theinfinityloop

I am so gonna make a PB & J sandwich right now-- as well as buy this shirt.


AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
cleverconveyence wrote:Best week on shirt.woot all year, imo.



seconded!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

And here's the inspiration.

And maybe this.

But probably not this.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

january


quality posts: 41 Private Messages january

The don't have any lids they must have flipped them. (rimshot)

Mattman243


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Mattman243

They were a threesome until Jelly and Fluff started to fight over PB.

My Shirt.Woots:

redria7


quality posts: 2 Private Messages redria7

Gonna make me lunch?
I don't wanna be lunch!

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

If someone messily ate a PB&J sandwich while wearing this shirt, would anyone notice?

Congrats on the print! I always liked this design.

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly
dontwantaname wrote:Who won the bag derby?



Yeah, I was wondering that too.

Congrats on the print, artulo! Glad Woot decided to do more ECs.

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

Why is the peanut butter holding an asterisk in its hand?

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
dontwantaname wrote:Who won the bag derby?



I'll bet you have to buy the t-shirt to find out!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

Derby #107: Bags

Thanks for voting. The winners will be sold this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

THIS is this Friday, isn't it?



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

adambz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages adambz

The blog post for the bags says to "come back tomorrow at noon for the announcement.", so I'd come back today at noon.

shirt.woot!:
Donut Panic, Shiny, Noted, X-Ray Fiesta, Jungle Within(random), Woodland Rock

woot!:
Woot-Off Lights

indeedman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages indeedman

someone at woot has been feeling poetic lately

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
ThomasSue wrote:I thought we were getting bag shirts. Isn't it Friday?



theclaytonator wrote:So...where are the bags?



Well they're not really gonna sell empty plastic bags, are they? That would be ridiculous.

I just wonder if the new bag design(s) will be rolling off the printers fast enough to package tonight's shirt, or if we have to wait a few days while they exhaust the old supply.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

flibbityjibbet


quality posts: 3 Private Messages flibbityjibbet

*eats banana*

What time is it now, #$%!@?

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Wow... congrats artulo!

Vote!

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

Oh God yes! I was hoping this would win!

If I get two slices of bread and put the shirt between it, is it safe to eat?

shutts67


quality posts: 19 Private Messages shutts67

This never won a derby? I totally thought this already printed...

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
pooflady wrote:Derby #107: Bags

Thanks for voting. The winners will be sold this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

THIS is this Friday, isn't it?



That post was misleading. It's automated from the regular derbies and I guess they were too lazy to change it.

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

So since this is based on 'Gonna make you sweat,' is a PBJ sandwich here based on the DJ and MC's sweat? O_o

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
bluetuba wrote:I'll bet you have to buy the t-shirt to find out!



I am seriously surprised anyone really CARES THAT MUCH

The bags are bags. Congrats to whoever won. Game over. Buy enough woots and you'll get one of each anyway

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly
adambz wrote:The blog post for the bags says to "come back tomorrow at noon for the announcement.", so I'd come back today at noon.



Ah, sneaky little buggers changed it. It didn't say that when I saw it earlier today.

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

shutts67


quality posts: 19 Private Messages shutts67
eHalcyon wrote:Well they're not really gonna sell empty plastic bags, are they? That would be ridiculous.

I just wonder if the new bag design(s) will be rolling off the printers fast enough to package tonight's shirt, or if we have to wait a few days while they exhaust the old supply.



Well they said they were going to announce Friday at noon. I guessing that if you get this shirt overnighted, you won't get a new bag. However, if you get snail... I mean standard shipping, you have a better change of getting a new design.

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

imsochady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages imsochady
eHalcyon wrote:Well they're not really gonna sell empty plastic bags, are they? That would be ridiculous.

I just wonder if the new bag design(s) will be rolling off the printers fast enough to package tonight's shirt, or if we have to wait a few days while they exhaust the old supply.



Well, I'm planning to buy 10 bags tomorrow and sew them all together to make me a nice rain coat for the rainy season here in southern california.

mikenytola


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mikenytola

Gasp... I'm starting to feel Adder's pain. And no that's not a jab at you Adder at all.

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

So I guess the peanut butter doesn't have ears and the jelly doesn't have eyes...and neither has a mouth. Maybe the microphone is for snapping.

pumbaa57


quality posts: 5 Private Messages pumbaa57

Are people seriously wondering why they're not selling plastic bags? You're just being pretend stupid, right? Not real stupid, right? RIGHT?

I'm wondering why they're not selling "Call Me, Ishmael"!!!

there's nothing douchier than a signature that lists all the junk you've bought. NOBODY CARES.

redria7


quality posts: 2 Private Messages redria7

Wait, what music are those words set to? I would be interested in the purchase of that song.

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight
eHalcyon wrote:And here's the inspiration.

And maybe this.

But probably not this.




wow, you rickrolled

If I liked peanut butter, if I liked jam (yes, its jam not jelly :oP) on a sandwich and if I thought this wouldnt look really stupid on me, I would buy it!

bethjoyd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bethjoyd

Alright, you got me. Darn you.