hugeguts


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http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/489/12282595516191262477gd1.gif


I NEED THAT GOD DAMN TWIG!

krouth


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Congrats on the win! I like the way the style of the bird contrasts with the blueprints.

brianquery


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This may be Larkitecture, but I prefer Wrengineering myself!

lindab53


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hugeguts wrote:http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/489/12282595516191262477gd1.gif


I NEED THAT GOD DAMN TWIG!



I like that.

Carnage517


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I25 and Ban25 Approve of this shirt!

spazghost


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This is nice, but it's a bit too cute for my tastes.

sonotthereason


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WOOHOO!!! I get to save $10! Congrats to the artist tho...

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weasalbalwarrior


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I like how the bird almost looks 3-D, like it's coming off the shirt. My girlfriend has a phobia of small birds so this will be perfect to wear around her!

wigglydog


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Some doves built this exact model in a window above my back door. Yes it has a bathroom. They used it for a few years and then abandoned it. After a couple years I decided it was time to get rid of it. I was using the pressure washer on the back porch and thought it would be a quick way to get the nest and debris down. Big Mistake. One quick blast with the high pressure water and there was bird poop all over me and every square inch of the back porch. The doves returned to rebuild this spring. New nest. Different Model.

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CHensler2009


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I could not resist this one.

EricLAWL


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I really thought that this was a cassette player and I was confused as to why it was so cool.

IrishLass622


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HalfWheat wrote:That writeup is a hoot.



A Woot hoot!

OverseasConnection


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IrishLass622 wrote:A Woot hoot!



The write up was done by Mr. Owl. It makes sense.

claudicina


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I'm just not that impressed with this. I'm actually amazed it was derby champ.

meh3884


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i decided to risk the red and went in for one, i've been on an awful shirt.woot drought lately.

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Moondragon


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xxchange wrote:"Lark"itecture. No?



Maybe a lark designed the blueprints and this is just the construction bird.

bellarific


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My ex-boyfriend's construction company volunteered to help out Ty Pennington and his crew when they came to our town once for a house makeover. He said the guy's level of douchebaggery was through the roof and that he was made entirely of wax and plastic.

What a toolshed.

slyphox


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Next stop, IKEA.

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weasalbalwarrior


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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen lark?

raebee


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DCno10 wrote:I wonder if that really is a coded message of some sort.



No it clearly states take twig A1 and intertwine it with twig B1 by placing the non-branching side of twig A1 into the slot provided by the branching end of twig B2. After intertwining twig A1 and twig B1 place the non-branching side of twig A2 into the branching side of twig A1 and the non-branching side of twig B1 into the branching side of twig A2 this will provide the base for your structure...

I can read bird.. not so good at the spoken language however.


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dfence


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nice one

fivedoorsvt


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hugeguts wrote:http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/489/12282595516191262477gd1.gif


I NEED THAT GOD DAMN TWIG!



Perfect compliment to my shirt. I lol'd.

lonelypond


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well, I tried to resist but it kept saying "home tweet home" in my dreams...so now I am officially out of shirt money.

LadyLisette


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I work at an architecture firm and this shirt will be a big hit on casual day.

jannieb


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LOVE IT!!

maalper


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intothemoooon wrote:This must be a girl bird. Never known a man to read the assembly instructions.



The reason men don't read assembly instructions is because they aren't as cool as blueprints. Blueprints are way better than assembly instructions in the same way that using a GPS is way better than asking for directions!

I think a man would know this. So while the gender of the bird remains ambiguous I think I can guess the gender of the originator of the comment. :-)

mattlscc


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Interesting.... I like the colors.

superspryte


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OverseasConnection wrote:The write up was done by Mr. Owl. It makes sense.


You're not me. So who are you? o_O

And I thought Mr. Owl just bites tootsie pops...

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jasneko


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weasalbalwarrior wrote:I like how the bird almost looks 3-D, like it's coming off the shirt. My girlfriend has a phobia of small birds so this will be perfect to wear around her!


How sweet! hehe.

davidjcrea


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......a bunch of bird-brains? These are fly by night operations that will budgee, sparrow, or seagull to get ahead? I can't remember wren I was robin these jokes and it drives me batty? And they have the gull themselves "larkitects"? I think someone should call fowl!

cynicalcheeto


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As an engineering major, I approve this message.

Dellis1497


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Was rooting for this throughout the derby. Between this and "The Pressure Lessens" from last week, I think I've met my quota on blue shirts for the foreseeable future.

miraphoraarashi


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andibabe wrote:Hoping my last woot shirt shows up today so I can double-check something on sizing before I order.



I'll say this, if you're female, as your name implies, and the sizing issue in question is how well do the women's baby tees accommodate anything above a B cup, the answer is not well at all. I suggest your equivalent men's size or the next size up in the women's tee from whatever size you normally wear.

raebee


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miraphoraarashi wrote:I'll say this, if you're female, as your name implies, and the sizing issue in question is how well do the women's baby tees accommodate anything above a B cup, the answer is not well at all. I suggest your equivalent men's size or the next size up in the women's tee from whatever size you normally wear.



Also if you do have a small b-cup or smaller they just make you look really flat cause of the high neckline. It's more or less a lose lose situation. I really wish that they had a scoop or v-neck option, I'd buy so many more shirts. I'm guessing this would be hard to handle for print areas so alas I shall have to live.


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JadenKale


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erikparsons wrote:This is a great looking shirt...

Does anyone else get Birdhouse in your Soul by They Might Be Giants stuck in your head when you see this?



perhaps... how about we put it in a box on the shirt....

AdderXYU


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superspryte wrote:You're not me. So who are you? o_O

And I thought Mr. Owl just bites tootsie pops...



One... Two-hoooo... Three...

I'm admittedly shocked that this hasn't sold out. It proves that wooters don't like cute: they like awful, predictable, and poorly done. If they liked cute as much and as blindly as they imply, this would be gone, since it would also have the more discerning tastes behind it.

andibabe


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raebee wrote:Also if you do have a small b-cup or smaller they just make you look really flat cause of the high neckline. It's more or less a lose lose situation. I really wish that they had a scoop or v-neck option, I'd buy so many more shirts. I'm guessing this would be hard to handle for print areas so alas I shall have to live.



Thanks, but that wasn't quite what I meant. Mediums fit me fine, they're just a tad snug. Wanted to see how much bigger the large was. Luckily my Nite Owl shirt showed up so I could compare the sizes before I wooted!

jmmbell1987


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AdderXYU wrote:One... Two-hoooo... Three...

I'm admittedly shocked that this hasn't sold out. It proves that wooters don't like cute: they like awful, predictable, and poorly done. If they liked cute as much and as blindly as they imply, this would be gone, since it would also have the more discerning tastes behind it.



Panda Ballet didn't come close to a sellout either, and it featured the two animals most used in pandering designs. Likewise, it was also much better than almost all panda or bunny shirts. Sadly, combined they only sold a few hundred more than "Listen to your conscience".

pjreiter


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dangerhaus wrote:i hope not - or he'll likely find out three essential twigs are missing and backordered.



lol...let's also not forget that the instructions will likely make it hard to tell Twig A from Twig B and which way to insert Twig A into Twig B.

BTW, I think that IKEA "Start the Car!" commercial is quite dated now. I can't believe they are still running it.