kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"I'm a refrigerator whore!"


"I'm hungry, but I ate all my nuts. I have to eat my chocolate balls instead."

KikiinMud


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KikiinMud

Really, I'm more respectable than I look

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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just bored and bumping threads

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

"Why didn't you get me anything?"

"It's Administrative Assistants' Day, not Administrative Assistants' Assistants' Day."

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

FenStar


quality posts: 16 Private Messages FenStar

"Science is a set of values imposed on us by the liberals"

Still single, can't imagine why.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

"She said she was having office hours in the afternoon. It's now 12:30, where is she?" Looks on sign up sheet "What?!? She doesn't have office hours until 4 PM. Happy hour starts at 4!"

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

"Yes, I know, but you have to let go of the fear. You have to let go!"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining
Mavyn wrote:"Yes, I know, but you have to let go of the fear. You have to let go!"

The only thing you have to fear is fear itself?


Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Home office, so might not count. SO on the phone with his (English) mom.

"We made a bunch of bangers over the weekend, so that's dinner tonight."

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Raining


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Raining

[quote postid="4483513" user="Mavyn"]Home office, so might not count. SO on the phone with his (English) mom.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

"I get my adrenalines going"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

no1


quality posts: 7 Private Messages no1
dontwantaname wrote:just bored and bumping threads



1. i didn't know you worked in an office!
2. i wish i worked in an office where bumping threads could be openly discussed like that.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Read at the office:

Please remove the red attribute from all text. Although it was in the prototype, it wasn't meant to be in the actual report.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kalyha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kalyha

I think they have a rule that you need to have pants on if you are working with the kids

jnelson62


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jnelson62

Female co-worker: if you've never fallen in your @ss must be HUGE.

Male co-worker: no, my eyes work perfectly.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

This tip is too wide, and this tip is too small.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
kenney9226 wrote:This tip is too wide, and this tip is too small.



"But this tip is JUUUUUST right!"

Sounds like something out of a prOn version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Or, Goldilicks and the Three Bares.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

"It's different with you. You never walk anywhere...you don't even go to the mall because of the walking."

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

lplady


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lplady
Mavyn wrote:"It's different with you. You never walk anywhere...you don't even go to the mall because of the walking."



I know a lot of people that don't go to malls because of all the walking. Most of them have bad backs and just can't do it.

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn
lplady wrote:I know a lot of people that don't go to malls because of all the walking. Most of them have bad backs and just can't do it.



The irony there is that being more active would likely help their backs far more than getting less exercise.

On the campus I work on, walking is easy. There are lots of paths, and it's a mile walk round trip just getting to and from the parking lot. They have shuttles, but it's actually slower to take the shuttle, since I'd be the last stop on the loop.

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

AZGman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AZGman

"Fashion plate?!?! She's the whole buffet table!!"

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"It's pretty long... but it's not that hard."

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

"He's going to keep licking it!"

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"Well, I'm peeing right now, but also trying to hold in a fart at the same time. So I can't really talk..."

skipatrolkid


quality posts: 1 Private Messages skipatrolkid

"You're the only one I know who can take a hsit around corners. How do you even get that crap there?"

Reminder to self... Stop buying random shirts... No seriously... Someone stop me... This is not going to end well...

kdccrosby


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kdccrosby

"My balls light up too"

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"If you want me to feel your butt, I will."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

two female coworkers to me (a man): "Kenny, do you want to go to the restroom with us?"

I foolishly declined.

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

Hey, these bongos make a great laptop stand.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

Schrobblehead


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Schrobblehead

From Boss to file clerk: "Sharon*, will you make me a salad?"

*Name changed to protect the innocent.

I'm a Christmas Unicorn! In a uniform made of gold, with a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield, and mistletoe on my nose!

morgankohl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages morgankohl

"Will you stop coming into my office and taking your clothes off?"

Turken


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Turken

"Oh. So that's why the birds are angry?"


KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista

"My buns keep getting bigger!"

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"There is certainly uncertainty."

kenney9226


quality posts: 6 Private Messages kenney9226

"Kenny just 'juggled my apples!'"

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

Volunteer Moderator

kenney9226 wrote:"Kenny just 'juggled my apples!'"



I'm guessing if I worked with you, that wouldn't be that odd.
(unless it is some sort of sex thing)

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

kdccrosby


quality posts: 7 Private Messages kdccrosby

"best thing about that show is that it has nothing to do with donkeys or midgets"

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

In a restaurant:

"Hi, I haven't seen you in a long time."

"I haven't seen you in a long time either."

???



The biggest lie that I tell myself daily..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
pooflady wrote:In a restaurant:

"Hi, I haven't seen you in a long time."

"I haven't seen you in a long time either."

???


i.e. not a stalker.

move along

KtCallista


quality posts: 33 Private Messages KtCallista
j5 wrote:i.e. not a stalker.



i.e. I recognize you so I'm going to say hi, but I'll be damned if I know your name. Oh Potty Emergency!, you said hi to me with familiarity, um hi back mystery person I knew once.

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Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.