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Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
Wizzles
Last Wooter to Woot:
comradek
Last Purchase:
2 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 16% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
620

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



Jehremy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Jehremy

Well okay then.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

That shirt is bananas!


also, I'm interested to see how the printing is on the fine halftones.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

You would have to be bananas to find this shirt.woot appealing.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

I wonder if it's casual Friday for that ape.

A tie and some underwear? Way to stay classy.

LeetRantipole


quality posts: 1 Private Messages LeetRantipole

Oh no. Not Bonzi Buddy! Kill it with FIRE!

stingray69


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stingray69

If this monkey was washing dishes, I would definitely buy it.

Quelin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Quelin

How did this shirt make the cut?

--sot--

vixro


quality posts: 8 Private Messages vixro

I don't really understand this shirt and I want to buy it still. I will have to see..

ckeilah


quality posts: 149 Private Messages ckeilah
Draug wrote:You would have to be bananas to find this shirt.woot appealing.



heh. I was looking at my "Where were you wolf" shirt.woot today.

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

jdcman


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jdcman
LeetRantipole wrote:Oh no. Not Bonzi Buddy! Kill it with FIRE!



For those less in the know, BonziBUDDY was an annoying piece of adware based on Microsoft's Agent technology (which first appeared with Microsoft Bob and was later brought to the Office suite- "coincidentally", Melinda French, who is now known as Melinda Gates, made it. This is probably why Clippy was foisted upon us...)

BONZI Software wrote:He will explore the Internet with you as your very own friend and sidekick! He can talk, walk, joke, browse, search, e-mail, and download like no other friend you've ever had! He even has the ability to compare prices on the products you love and help you save money! Best of all, he's FREE!



innuendopanda


quality posts: 22 Private Messages innuendopanda

Am I that sick right now that I just can't figure this one out?

n8drumsdw


quality posts: 0 Private Messages n8drumsdw

Title is super racist

KiteOnAString


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KiteOnAString

This is the ugliest shirt I have ever wanted to buy.

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

this is just...strange.

ewtye


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ewtye

Reminds me of Captain Underpants. (Children's book series.)

mitogirl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mitogirl

Sad Grape Ape imitation.

GRAPE APE!

chickieleighc


quality posts: 7 Private Messages chickieleighc

Purple people eater!


...


No?

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Gwen Stefani popped in my head when I saw this shirt. Also this YouTube Video came up as well to accompany it.

dijin


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dijin

made me think of the bonzibuddy at first which I loathed.

But I can't help but chuckle at the randomness of this design. Will sleep on it.

firstshadow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages firstshadow

Isn't it obvious? He's raging because he doesn't have the thumbs he needs to peel the bananas!

DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

radioactive monkey owns this shirt

tarasaurusrexx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tarasaurusrexx

I am so frustrated. I need to know if that monkey has two nipples.

jdcman


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jdcman
tarasaurusrexx wrote:I am so frustrated. I need to know if that monkey has two nipples.



It's a mystery that is (sadly) beyond human comprehension...

Bandrik


quality posts: 76 Private Messages Bandrik

All I'm going to do this time is post the following image:



Ahh, I love the internet. Don't you?

imsochady


quality posts: 28 Private Messages imsochady
jdcman wrote:

For those less in the know, abuddy



Oh I hated this guy! Slowed down my comp like a snail in a walking race.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

This reminds me of bubblegum for some reason, and I don't know why.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

isparabola


quality posts: 8 Private Messages isparabola

One of the most annoying malware ever.

PsychedelicBreakfast


quality posts: 9 Private Messages PsychedelicBreakfast

Um, no.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous
tarasaurusrexx wrote:I am so frustrated. I need to know if that monkey has two nipples.



Better yet, I bet he has a nipple piercing and the Monkey Media does not allow nipple piercings allowed on pictures. I mean he could have a full blown Janet Jackson wardrobe failure under there.

chefbooyadee


quality posts: 38 Private Messages chefbooyadee

Needs a little bus next to him.

GRAPE APE GRAPE APE

irulan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages irulan

is that a gradient in the cloud or a realllly tiny halftone?

rflcptr


quality posts: 5 Private Messages rflcptr

Pacman Jones would be proud.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I'm really not sure how okay I am with woot putting my husband on a shirt.

silph


quality posts: 0 Private Messages silph

Fly-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aye! Three 6 Mafia time!

superspryte


quality posts: 21 Private Messages superspryte

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imsochady wrote:Oh I hated this guy! Slowed down my comp like a snail in a walking race.


I loved him...only because he was gimmicky and I was 14. But I hated what he did to my puter (slow slow slow!)

Incidentally, I thought of BonziBuddy as well when I saw this. Maybe that's why I kinda want it. XD

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lonelypond


quality posts: 435 Private Messages lonelypond

real apes wear boxers

goneferal


quality posts: 19 Private Messages goneferal

Derple has cute fingers & toes! I like the color mix of purple & yellow. This would be a great kid's shirt.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
LeetRantipole wrote:Oh no. Not Bonzi Buddy! Kill it with FIRE!

also is this monkey week?

O)V(G thanks for reminding me. tat stuf used to get my goat.

HOWS my favorite Branch!!

yankeebird


quality posts: 7 Private Messages yankeebird

It makes sense that Grape Ape would wear Fruit of the Loom.