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Almost Too Complicated

Speed to First Woot:
58m 46.000s
First Sucker:
waryan
Last Wooter to Woot:
alegria1963
Last Purchase:
25 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 13% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 42% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4004

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
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Woots by State

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DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

now ppl just need to figure out how to use chopsticks

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

Leftovers from the Japan derby?

ibuyufo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ibuyufo

haha I love this t-shirt design.

jmaerzke


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmaerzke

I'm a college student. I eat Ramen Noodles. I have no idea why I'd want a shirt letting everyone know I eat Ramen. Everyone already knows that because I'm a poor college student.

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

In before the debate starts...

I have conducted an experiment! I have put the Ramen Spices in both FIRST, and LAST!

To my astonishment it TASTES THE SAME BOTH WAYS!!!!!

Funny shirt DF, and congrats.


Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

You can't help but feel a little better about the world when you look at the expression of simple ramen joy on the boy's face.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

jmoor783


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmoor783

Why is he throwing up noodles into the bowl?

hookemhorns212


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hookemhorns212

Does anyone else think it looks like the kid is vomiting ramen?

It is a New Garbage Pail Kid!

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

What would be really funny if, late at night, some drunk college student asks his buddy to go get his woot shirt cuz he forgot how to make ramen noodles.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

What happens if you don't follow the guide? Do the Noodle Gods come down and punish you?

lordoink


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lordoink

Hooray for stereotypes?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I never thought ramen was complicated to make... then someone once told me they burned the seasoning.


I guess it can be complicated.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Yes, the fun, relaxing, and non-existent island nation of Jamcica.

amre


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amre

i never get that excited when i eat ramen noodles lol

ExoCorsair


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ExoCorsair

Not sure if I like the lemon colored shirt... :S

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

I ate Ramen one time through 5 years of architecture school.

One.

Gross.

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987
Drakxxx wrote:In before the debate starts...

I have conducted an experiment! I have put the Ramen Spices in both FIRST, and LAST!

To my astonishment it TASTES THE SAME BOTH WAYS!!!!!

Funny shirt DF, and congrats.



This is not true. Seasoning last is the way to go.

Jinoda


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Jinoda

I like it. It's a silly shirt.

Can't buy however, I look terrible in yellow.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Aah, the magical levitating noodle turkey ramen spices...

godmadesky


quality posts: 10 Private Messages godmadesky

In for 1...

Love the design, but I just wanna know how that poor kid ended up impaling his hand with wooden chopsticks...

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That's there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

Gatzby


quality posts: 43 Private Messages Gatzby
Ansemx2 wrote:What happens if you don't follow the guide? Do the Noodle Gods come down and punish you?



"Guan Di is his name..."

Did you know shirt.woot ships internationally? Get you some!
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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
amre wrote:i never get that excited when i eat ramen noodles lol



Perhaps he's overjoyed that he's puking them up... saving himself hours of stomach aches.

Jinoda


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Jinoda
jmmbell1987 wrote:This is not true. Seasoning last is the way to go.



True story.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally tempted to buy this one...

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

MiNiCoNaN


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MiNiCoNaN

I like that it doesn't number the steps with the traditional "numbers", very nice touch.

t3hloofa


quality posts: 6 Private Messages t3hloofa

My roommate has a bunch of untouched ramen. Wonder if he would notice a few packages missing...

pismodude2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pismodude2

I swear, step four makes me think more along the lines of 'throw up' as opposed to 'eat'...

claudicina


quality posts: 34 Private Messages claudicina

Is it me, or does he look like he's vomiting Ramen? lol

KirbsideProphet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KirbsideProphet

Let me get this straight... You boil water, insert noodles, insert flavoring, and then vomit into a bowl filled with noodles. You had me until the last step.

pismodude2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pismodude2
t3hloofa wrote:My roommate has a bunch of untouched ramen. Wonder if he would notice a few packages missing...



Yes, he will. If there's one thing that seems to be easy to keep a mental count of, it's ramen noodles... learned that one the hard way ;)

IndependentVik


quality posts: 11 Private Messages IndependentVik

Since there's no joke in the steps anywhere, I guess the only purchasers will be huge fans of ramen? I don't really see the appeal myself, but then again I seriously thought about buying the robot shirt earlier in the week; I obviously do not have my fingers on the pulse of today's shirt wooting youth.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

Woah, okay. This is four steps too many. Where's the nearest McDonalds?

pismodude2


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pismodude2
KirbsideProphet wrote:Let me get this straight... You boil water, insert noodles, insert flavoring, and then vomit into a bowl filled with noodles. You had me until the last step.



That's what I thought... X3

KirbsideProphet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KirbsideProphet

claudicina, that is a little bit creepy.

tiger7610


quality posts: 17 Private Messages tiger7610

Shouldnt Dead Frog shirt that is still in the reconing be linked under his name? As far as i can see The epic begins is still there.

SSX


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SSX

Instant ramen is cheap and fast but it's no competition to the actual ramen you find in a stand or at a restaurant where they home make the noddles!! *yum* Cool shirt though =)

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
Drakxxx wrote:In before the debate starts...

I have conducted an experiment! I have put the Ramen Spices in both FIRST, and LAST!

To my astonishment it TASTES THE SAME BOTH WAYS!!!!!

Funny shirt DF, and congrats.



The best way to have it ,IMHO is to boil the noodles ,drain the water, add butter,And then the spices stir serve with chicken.

chuongster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chuongster
jel2301 wrote:Yes, the fun, relaxing, and non-existent island nation of Jamcica.



ROFL

Pterion


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Pterion
jmoor783 wrote:Why is he throwing up noodles into the bowl?



I thought the same thing.