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We Carves People

Speed to First Woot:
0m 52.000s
First Sucker:
ahorter
Last Wooter to Woot:
sbaumann4
Last Purchase:
9 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 41% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2490

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
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Woots by State

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irulan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages irulan

the brain looks strangely like a turkey to me...

but I love the shirt!

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

They could use the top of his head that they cut off as the bowl to hold the candy. A perfect use of resources.

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

YAY! Bootsboots! This kid must be from Soviet Russia!

auntiesash


quality posts: 0 Private Messages auntiesash

Wow! Grats on the print! I really like how the colors fit the shirt color. Nice blend of creepy, cute, and funny.

Mattman243


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Mattman243

This is exactly why you don't let your kids wonder off when trick or treating!

My Shirt.Woots:

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

::maniacal cackling:: Mmmm, time for the annual lobotomy!



Congrats, Boots!

imsochady


quality posts: 13 Private Messages imsochady

Yay! Congrats Boots!

Hutif


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Hutif

Morbid. I love it.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

These are two Great Pumpkins that you SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF! visiting your pumpkin patch.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

shutts67


quality posts: 16 Private Messages shutts67
bluetuba wrote:YAY! Bootsboots! This kid must be from Soviet Russia!


NICE!!!

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
Draug wrote:These are two Great Pumpkins that you SPIDERS! GET THEM OFF! visiting your pumpkin patch.



er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Elfkid


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Elfkid

yay! Had my fingers crossed for this one- it was too clever not to want Congratulations BootsBoots!

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Who wants to go pumpkin smashing? REVENGE THE CARVED MAN!

DarkDrag0n


quality posts: 7 Private Messages DarkDrag0n

What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?

IndependentVik


quality posts: 11 Private Messages IndependentVik

Always nice to see you print, Boots! Creepy, this one; I like it.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ
Draug wrote:er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind



not sure you wanna scratch your head with a shirt like this

congrats boots

portezbie


quality posts: 13 Private Messages portezbie

Is anyone else tired of Halloween themed shirts?

rabidtimmy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rabidtimmy

Amusing but a bit too disturbing for me.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
Draug wrote:er....oooookay woot. *scratches head* right then. never mind



"do not want" is a phrase that messes with the filter. Typically because wooters say it when they just don't care for an item.

Catbertthegreat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Catbertthegreat

Yes, it won and i'm in for one!

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
KaylaJ wrote:not sure you wanna scratch your head with a shirt like this

congrats boots



I was scratching my head at why woot replaced my "Opposite of want" phrase with a phrase about spiders. Very odd censoring.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Leahbh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Leahbh

Congrats Boots! I ordered mine!

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

i just realized the kid was bald. charlie brown just thought it was a bad halloween getting a rock

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Of course, pumpkins are technically fruit so it's only natural that they wouldn't be vegetarians.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug
irulan wrote:the brain looks strangely like a turkey to me...



Do you think we could put it in a turkey fryer? :D

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

laurafoy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages laurafoy

What kind of marital aid can you make with pumpkins?? (from the write-up)

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

Woot's "Do not wear this shirt" needs an addendum. You should also avoid the produce section of the grocery store. And at all costs, never wear it in your own kitchen because not only are there vegetables, but there are plenty of sharp knives.

You're probably safe at the butcher shop or the frozen food section, though.

frantix


quality posts: 2 Private Messages frantix

Awesome design! Congrats!

mitchellp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mitchellp

Yaaaayyy! Got one. Can't wait to wear it! Thanks BootsBoots!

lauradzlg


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lauradzlg
DarkDrag0n wrote:What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?



I think now we know what really comprises mincemeat...

achickta


quality posts: 4 Private Messages achickta

I'm going to wear this as I take my small children trick or treating.

cinoclav


quality posts: 217 Private Messages cinoclav

This so reminds me of what may be the best video I've ever seen: Enjoy this!

wizzdingo


quality posts: 6 Private Messages wizzdingo
DarkDrag0n wrote:What are they gonna cook with all those human guts? Some sort of traditional pie?



Shepherds Pie maybe?

Easy Shepherd's Pie

Ingredients

* 1 1/2 lbs ground round beef
* 1 onion chopped
* 1-2 cups vegetables - chopped carrots, corn, peas
* 1 1/2 - 2 lbs potatoes (3 big ones)
* 8 tablespoons butter (1 stick)
* 1/2 cup beef broth
* 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
* Salt, pepper, other seasonings of choice

Method

1 Peel and quarter potatoes, boil in salted water until tender (about 20 minutes).

2 While the potatoes are cooking, melt 4 Tablespoons butter (1/2 a stick) in large frying pan.

3 Sauté onions in butter until tender over medium heat (10 mins). If you are adding vegetables, add them according to cooking time. Put any carrots in with the onions. Add corn or peas either at the end of the cooking of the onions, or after the meat has initially cooked.

4 Add ground beef and sauté until no longer pink. Add salt and pepper. Add worcesterchire sauce. Add half a cup of beef broth and cook, uncovered, over low heat for 10 minutes, adding more beef broth as necessary to keep moist.

5 Mash potatoes in bowl with remainder of butter, season to taste.

6 Place beef and onions in baking dish. Distribute mashed potatoes on top. Rough up with a fork so that there are peaks that will brown nicely. You can use the fork to make some designs in the potatoes as well.

7 Cook in 400 degree oven until bubbling and brown (about 30 minutes). Broil for last few minutes if necessary to brown.

Serves four.

Favs

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
JadenKale wrote:"do not want" is a phrase that messes with the filter. Typically because wooters say it when they just don't care for an item.



When you say it out loud, the way it was written. It's really quite funny.

kimmux


quality posts: 4 Private Messages kimmux

This is a step up from the Christmas sweaters my teachers used to wear. Think it's too scary to wear for teaching kindergarten?

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
ChefRAZ wrote:When you say it out loud, the way it was written. It's really quite funny.



Heh... yeah, somewhat.

azdarkknight


quality posts: 4 Private Messages azdarkknight

Not one for me.. seen too many "revenge" type shirts and unlike yesterdays zombie shirt, too specific to be worn at other times.

Just my opinion of course

bitserve


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bitserve
cinoclav wrote:This so reminds me of what may be the best video I've ever seen: Enjoy this!



Finally a shirt I voted for. I watched the You Tube video, but I thought it reminded me more of this poem that I'd read years ago.

Drakxxx


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Drakxxx

Yay 4 Boots!

I'm in for one.