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Sperm Whales Make Great Seamen

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Quality Posts



leslieliang


quality posts: 0 Private Messages leslieliang

Haha. Really nice.

Penlithius


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Penlithius

nice, but i think this shirt will go over the top of most peoples head.

philiparthurmoore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages philiparthurmoore

Cast bait fast to catch fat bass.

erasermcfleafly


quality posts: 0 Private Messages erasermcfleafly
leslieliang wrote:Haha. Really nice.



bro

JadenKale


quality posts: 179 Private Messages JadenKale

This shirt has a whale of a tail to tell...


Congrats Boots!

PuterMcGee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PuterMcGee

really cute, and i'm glad none of the title text is in it.

Jamezz93


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Jamezz93

So where's the pun in this...? Huh? :O

meh3884


quality posts: 25 Private Messages meh3884

hey hey hey

whats long, hard and full of seamen???

a submarine! meh heh heh

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CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

But what make them sperm whales? Don't forget the mouth-breathing masses that will try to figure this out. Also, I laughed a lot at this shirt. Well done.

iarecow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages iarecow

*Groan over many puns with bad taste*

Corrado


quality posts: 130 Private Messages Corrado

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amnewsboy


quality posts: 48 Private Messages amnewsboy

Bet Woot! sells a load of these.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Oh! I get it! It's an innuendo about sperm! You know, like the stuff guys have! Oh so clever boots!

Nizo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Nizo

Congrats boots!!! So glad I got mine!!! I think I may have creamed a little!!!

sugareeali


quality posts: 9 Private Messages sugareeali

I'd set sail with these textured whales any day.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

How is the boat remaining afloat with four heavy whales inside? Is the whales' bouyancy somehow playing a part?

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bluetuba


quality posts: 56 Private Messages bluetuba

LOL! The shirt description made me "whale" with laughter!

I love this design not just because it's hilarious, but also because it's really cool looking and just absurd even without the pun.

svgarcia415


quality posts: 0 Private Messages svgarcia415

Finally, the works of Boots gets the recognition it deserves. So happy this finally made it to print.

Leahbh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Leahbh

wow. they really went all out with the description on this one. haha. wow.

Congrats boots! prints 2 weeks in a row!!

duckcake


quality posts: 44 Private Messages duckcake

they look like humpback whales more than sperm wales

Hi people =þ

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat
Penlithius wrote:nice, but i think this shirt will go over the top of most peoples head.



Oddly, that's exactly how I put on my shirts. 'Cuz when I put my feet in first, it just never works out right.

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Though it won't be my first or last woot shirt to end up with 'seamen' on it, it definitely looks better in that condition than any of the others. Nice work, BootsBoots, and congrats on the print.

dboyd1089


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dboyd1089

woot! I got my sperm whale!

mrwednesday


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mrwednesday

I don't know if woot decided their pantones didn't match the original sub or if the colors were changed but I really like the updated blues and greens. They are much brighter and really make the design pop.

HalfWheat


quality posts: 18 Private Messages HalfWheat

I used up all my good puns on this shirt's thread. If I wail really loud, will they give me a kewpie anyway?

jenopy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jenopy

There's nothing pervy here.
You guys need to get your mind out of the gutter.
Geeze.

Of course whales make good seamen. The live in the ocean!

And furthermore, I see nothing dirty about a lad named Peter who happens to have lived in Nantucket, Or a Captain who's name happens to be Balzac, Or his first mate Chisholm (Which, for the record, I don't even get then pun in that one).

MiNiCoNaN


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MiNiCoNaN

For me, this wins both honors of being the best and worst titled woot shirt yet!

decafalan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages decafalan

One of the seamen lost their load.

imsochady


quality posts: 18 Private Messages imsochady
meh3884 wrote:hey hey hey

whats long, hard and full of seamen???

a submarine! meh heh heh



I was thinking sailors driving the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile .

nyren


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nyren

Grats, Boots! Enjoy the sweet taste of victory

Props to whomever did the writeup for this shirt - and here we were, thinking there weren't any puns left to make regarding this shirt :D

Verdakk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Verdakk

Well obviously this pun is about whale watchers.

Starion


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Starion

After looking at the fog, I knew I had to have this one if it made it (and so, you know, I just bought it). Good stuff!

adamsw216


quality posts: 3 Private Messages adamsw216

Haha, is this PG enough for this site?

danwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages danwo

Grats on the print, Boots! Love it!

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

I'm no sailing expert, but why is the front sail blowing in the opposite direction of all the other sails?

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin
adamsw216 wrote:Haha, is this PG enough for this site?



Obviously woots not following to its posted ratings for such things

FutureFox


quality posts: 1 Private Messages FutureFox

Oh man, that description was perfect. The only thing lacking was a swallow reference, lol

djheater


quality posts: 1 Private Messages djheater

Wheel at the bow = fail.

C'mon whales would know how to build a ship.

kylemittskus


quality posts: 228 Private Messages kylemittskus

That write up deserves a huge probation. Hilarious though.

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