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But what if neither family wants it?
Is there a platypus orphanage?

Which came first, the Platypus or the Egg?

Aw, so cute!

looks like mr. duck and mrs. beaver had a little secret...

The therapy bill is going to be a major cash sink...

Two couples and one baby. Infidelity much? :O

I feel like in honor of Black Friday, I should've camped out in front of my computer to purchase this shirt.

Yes! Bought it! I saw this in the Derby and I was going to be so sad if it didn't make it so sale (see my name).

What's with the distressing? It makes it look like we're watching a old-timey move.

Cue the piano!

That trouble-making stork!

Congrats Patrickpens!

I had an odd feeling this would print! Congrats.

I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.

First place? Booo.

Ha Hes CUTE!

Someone's been seeking extra-pair copulations...

Sorry, the biologist in me can't help but laugh.

very nice. i wonder if the similar shirt will print as well...

I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.

Platypus222 wrote:Yes! Bought it! I saw this in the Derby and I was going to be so sad if it didn't make it so sale (see my name).

First one to grab it, too!

Now go put some ice on that finger - and get a replacement F5 key.

I liked the other platypus one. And the one with the kangaroos :[

the distressing makes it look like rain

That baby platypus looks suspiciously like a Psyduck...

Of course, given that this a Stork-Birth, it's entirely possible that the Stork is simply the one who made the error!

AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.

I'm afraid you're going to be right.

My wife actually laughed at the barrel of monkeys birth... I'm hoping that will make it in there. (Note: She rarely likes any of my Woot shirts... So the fact that she enjoyed that one, it's a must buy.

I don't get why it's raining...

And so Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Duck were ashamed of themselves immediately, hardly hiding their dismay. "It's an abomination!" their spouses cried. "My treacherous wife, what have you done!?" screeched Mr. Duck. Mr. Beaver had begun to feel rather ill at the sight of his unfortunate brood, and cast his gaze elsewhere.
However, after much debate and quarrel, and agreement was made. The two couples both decided for divorces, of course, because it is hard to trust one's spouse after such a terrible affair. Mr. Beaver and Mrs. Duck were to receive joint custody of the child, for one hardly wanted anything to do with the other, but both loved the child for what it was.

xazothia wrote:I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.

Yeah, what's up with the FEMALES being shocked? Was there a bit of double swinging going on? Otherwise I'd expect the two cheaters to be the ones surprised. This confuses me. Too bad it's Buy Nothing Day! :-/

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ckeilah wrote:Yeah, what's up with the FEMALES being shocked? Was there a bit of double swinging going on? Otherwise I'd expect the two cheaters to be the ones surprised. This confuses me. Too bad it's Buy Nothing Day! :-/

Yeah, I'd presume at least one of the females expected a baby. Not sure how they do it, but they do. I think it's magic.

xazothia wrote:I think it's great that the women are the ones who appear surprised. I think Mister Duck was in on this.

Heh I noticed that too.
However, I think it was Mrs. Duck, since it was delivered in an egg... well... maybe the stork now confuses the issue.

Do you guys really not get it? The stork dropped the baby off to the wrong parents. They didn't cheat or anything. The stork was just confused and delivered the baby to the wrong place. Geez...Well, maybe there was a return address on the egg.

AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.

I think Jewelwing and Tgentry are gonna print.

Ok, so, who did the deed?


Mommy duck and daddy beaver?
or mommy beaver and daddy duck?

Because it seems like 1 of each couple should be pissed off because someone is cheating on someone...

Both the duck and beaver couple have the same expression.

Finally, a shirt that embodies my favorite Billy Bob Thornton quote...

AdderXYU wrote:I'm going to start yawning now, in aid of the likely second platypus and non-family cownibals.

Bassanimation's was out of the fog briefly yesterday. I doubt she made it all the way up to the top three.

saw it in the derby and voted.. now in for 2

danwo wrote:I think Jewelwing and Tgentry are gonna print.

I would not say no to either of those.

I do think that Battle Royal is probably the best tee in the fog, though, and I have a soft spot for the parody in Happy, so either of them taking a spot would be nice. No offense to Jewelwing if she comes by, but I'd rather one of those print above hers, only because I think they both evoke family (in wholly different manners) more than hers.

But I'm not over-optimistic. I still say Platty 2 and Cow Pies. And hope to be wrong.

I for one will not stand interspecies relations.

regal8lager wrote:Finally, a shirt that embodies my favorite Billy Bob Thornton quote...

i like them french fried potaters?