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baffles


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xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

It's good to see that death won't keep this genius down.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

I always knew zombie Einstein had no thumbs.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

...and Einstein needs chap stick.

icymallard


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icymallard

zombie + albert einstein =

Medium smart person.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Science can have my brain. I'm obviously not using it if I'm staying up until one in the morning for scaffolding like this.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

lowra921


quality posts: 15 Private Messages lowra921

I think old Einstein here's feeling the effects of science a little too much, if you know what I mean...good old-fashioned decomposition at work!

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Perhaps science needs to also realize that the most accurate picture of the atom is the probabilistic electron cloud diagram...none of this ancient electrons in finite orbitals nonsense.

-Matt Colin

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

Excuse me, zombies aren't here for science.

They're here for BRAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNSS!!!!

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Havent we overdone the whole stupid zombie thing already?

Seriously...theres been 40+ zombie shirts this year already. It got tired at the Zombie Ale shirt.

decafalan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages decafalan

E = MC..Scared!

omnitarian


quality posts: 15 Private Messages omnitarian

This reminds me of the brilliant documentary about a humble man and his lifelong quest to find the preserved remains of Einstein's brain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XMKUEZn1Cs

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

I always hated showing my work in the margins. Why not use scrap paper instead? It doesn't look as messy.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09
wootasourous wrote:I always knew zombie Einstein had no thumbs.



Zombie Einstein's thumb is on the back of the brain he is holding...that's the function of the thumb...to hold things on the other side of your four fingers.... Hehehe.

-Matt Colin

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Everyone knows that's a Zombie Oppenheimer quote, *not* a Zombie Einstein quote.

bluejester


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It looks like Einstein's theory of time being relative lost out to the old saying that time and tide wait for no man.

lmarchae


quality posts: 3 Private Messages lmarchae

He can have mine. It's useless without caffeine anyway.

"Lightspeed's too slow. We'll have to go straight to...LUDICROUS SPEED!!!"

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Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

Bringing literal meaning to 'Brain Food'.

spinachwrap


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This is really not what I wanted to see right before going to sleep.
So creepy.

wootasourous


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colinm09 wrote:Zombie Einstein's thumb is on the back of the brain he is holding...that's the function of the thumb...to hold things on the other side of your four fingers.... Hehehe.



Obviously, but NORMALLY you would see a knuckle, try it yourself

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

Most people's hairstyle changes when they become a zombie. Not Einstein's.

xazothia


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chrisprender wrote:"I have become death, the destroyer of worlds."

Everyone knows that's a Zombie Oppenheimer quote, *not* a Zombie Einstein quote.



Didn't Oppenheimer need Einstein to get to that point, though?

hugeguts


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hugeguts

"Science requires sacrifice!!"

xazothia


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wootasourous wrote:Obviously, but NORMALLY you would see a knuckle, try it yourself



Perhaps the thumb has simply been thrust inside the brain itself. For warmth and finger licking goodness.

jenopy


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jel2301 wrote:Most people's hairstyle changes when they become a zombie. Not Einstein's.


It kinda looks like beetlejuice's hair.

jesusbeard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jesusbeard

Why greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

mer

chrisprender


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xazothia wrote:Didn't Oppenheimer need Einstein to get to that point, though?



Zombie Oppenheimer needs no one-- he plays by his own rules.

nic22380


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Shawn Conn is really only a half rhyme, no? He only gets half my pity.

JadenKale


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jesusbeard wrote:Why greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen


Gotta get the zombie green in one way or another!

wootasourous


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xazothia wrote:Perhaps the thumb has simply been thrust inside the brain itself. For warmth and finger licking goodness.



Oh so this is what they mean by, "Saving some for later". The new fad is to insert your finger into the object and leave it for later. It makes sense now!

kushmedia


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Attention Space Crew: This shirt is officially approved for casual Friday on the glorious star ship.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
nic22380 wrote:Shawn Conn is really only a half rhyme, no? He only gets half my pity.



No, single-syllable words that rhyme are still "full" rhymes. In fact, they're examples of perfect rhymes, which is as rhymy as one can get. That's right, rhymy (copyright 2009, jel2301).

chefbooyadee


quality posts: 38 Private Messages chefbooyadee

It looks less like a zombie Einstein and more like a disheveled Gene Wilder to me.

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09
nic22380 wrote:Shawn Conn is really only a half rhyme, no? He only gets half my pity.



Why is it only "half a rhyme"? Shawn and Conn are perfect rhymes. Slant rhymes are like, to quote Emily Dickinson, "Feels shorter than the DAY...Were toward ETERNITY"

-Matt Colin

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

Wear this shirt: to promote scientific organ donation. Your death can be somebody else's gain. There's a silver lining after all...

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

I don't know...I really love this shirt as a whole, but the lettering for "Needs Your Brain" is kind of offputting...

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

imsochady


quality posts: 30 Private Messages imsochady
decafalan wrote:E = MC..Scared!



I shall be the first to laugh at this joke! Hahahahahahahah

culbers2


quality posts: 4 Private Messages culbers2

Combining a famous scientist with a popular science fiction genre...I suppose this was inevitable. Though its already been done in classic literature.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_and_Prejudice_and_Zombies

broggyr


quality posts: 2 Private Messages broggyr
It looks less like a zombie Einstein and more like a disheveled Gene Wilder to me.



Kinda makes me think differently about Stir Crazy: "Thats right, we bad... we bad..."








[Disclaimer: I know Richard Pryor said this, not Gene Wilder]

irony [ay-ruh-nee', ay-er-nee'] adj.: Like goldy or bronzy, except made of iron