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Baby Tooth

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baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

Woot Info Post
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Baby Tooth [Loose] - $10.00 + free shipping (standard) OR $5 to get it overnight (Friday) OR $5 international shipping

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Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

The eyes are freaky...

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 26 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Augh! That tooth has had way too much sugar!

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colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

...now I feel bad for trading my baby teeth for quarters...

-Matt Colin

Schmoofy


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Schmoofy

AWWWWW...IT'S SO *CUTE* :D

groove66


quality posts: 2 Private Messages groove66

That's a lovely tribosphenic molar.

azmojoman


quality posts: 1 Private Messages azmojoman

that is one ugly tee...

lowra921


quality posts: 15 Private Messages lowra921

I believe the correct terminology is "toof."

irulan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages irulan

it reminds me more of a marshmallow with legs than a tooth...

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Awww! It's cute enough to floss!!!

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

Maybe one could wear this to see the new tooth fairy movie featuring "the Rock".

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

it just gleams with tie a string around me and yank me outta this shirt...


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

dschwartz224


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dschwartz224

So...this tooth has a mouth. Will even smaller baby teeth grow in its mouth? Will yet smaller teeth grow in the baby tooth's baby teeth's mouths? When will the cycle end?!?!?!

mysticpillow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mysticpillow

I first thought it was some weird dog-baby hyrbid at a head on angle.

cls31s


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cls31s

good artist, but who would wear this???

halocutie


quality posts: 1 Private Messages halocutie

its kind of freaky but awww my baby is getting his tooth so this shirt is perfect

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

A shirt like this really makes me question the Tooth Fairy's innocence...I mean, the dude collects baby teeth...

-Matt Colin

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
dschwartz224 wrote:So...this tooth has a mouth. Will even smaller baby teeth grow in its mouth? Will yet smaller teeth grow in the baby tooth's baby teeth's mouths? When will the cycle end?!?!?!



Not to mention the serious of increasingly tiny dentists.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

You know, now that I look at it, it looks like the tooth is giving me the stink eye... creepy...

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

It looks strangely like casper.

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

"So you know that rattling sound when you shake a bottle of spray-paint? Its a baby tooth."

Name that quote!

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

This just reminds me how much I miss the two front teeth my Ex knocked out with that pool toy so many years ago.

Yes, that is a true statement.

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
Shigwarm wrote:"So you know that rattling sound when you shake a bottle of spray-paint? Its a baby tooth."

Name that quote!



Simpsons. IIRC, Bart said it to the kids out in the waiting room before the Dentist showed Ralph the Big Book Of British Smiles.

WriteWay


quality posts: 9 Private Messages WriteWay
dschwartz224 wrote:So...this tooth has a mouth. Will even smaller baby teeth grow in its mouth? Will yet smaller teeth grow in the baby tooth's baby teeth's mouths? When will the cycle end?!?!?!



Would you prefer for it to grow people in its mouth instead?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

This totally creeps me out.

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm
GitEmSteveDave wrote:Simpsons. IIRC, Bart said it to the kids out in the waiting room before the Dentist showed Ralph the Big Book Of British Smiles.



Yahtzee!

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc
WriteWay wrote:Would you prefer for it to grow people in its mouth instead?



would those people's mouths then have teeth....who then had people in their mouths...?

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw

Ironic that it's sucking on a pacifier. According to the magazine Parent Life:

"Prolonged pacifier use may lead to dental problems. Normal pacifier use during the first few years of life doesn't cause long-term dental problems. If your child continues to use a pacifier persistently, however, his or her top front teeth may slant out or the upper and lower jaws may be misaligned."

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

Where is the depiction of it screaming in a restaurant at the table next to me while the molars tune it out like they have since it was born?

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

This site should shange it's name. cause this ain't shirt.woot.com it's more like pun.shirt.com

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc
jboshaw wrote:Ironic that it's sucking on a pacifier. According to the magazine Parent Life:

"Prolonged pacifier use may lead to dental problems. Normal pacifier use during the first few years of life doesn't cause long-term dental problems. If your child continues to use a pacifier persistently, however, his or her top front teeth may slant out or the upper and lower jaws may be misaligned."



Since it's still a "baby" tooth I think it's ok, no permanent damage yet.

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw
arilvdc wrote:Since it's still a "baby" tooth I think it's ok, no permanent damage yet.



... Yet.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Congrats! It's a boy!! I base this not only on the powder blue t-shirt, but also on the Connery brow and the finely chiseled jawline.

Now the real question is.. are boy baby teeth specific to mouths of young gents or to all babies possess a sexually dimorphic set of cuspids?

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

Condition:
Loose

We want to know about the shirt, woot. Not your mother.

badum psh

13uggy08


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 13uggy08

Great way to come out the closet.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
sophiecabra wrote:Where is the depiction of it screaming in a restaurant at the table next to me while the molars tune it out like they have since it was born?



How about the babies first word?! Do suppose it emulates the sounds of grinding and chomping OR the sounds that it hears emerging from the mouth that possesses it?

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
dpbowl842 wrote:Condition:
Loose

We want to know about the shirt, woot. Not your mother.

badum psh



Now play nice! The innocent ears of an infant tooth are listening!

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

This would look great on a onesie.

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Oxirane


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Oxirane

Tastes like diabetes.