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1985 B.C.

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baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

Woot Info Post
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1985 B.C. [Your Density] - $10.00 + free shipping (standard) OR $5 to get it overnight (Monday) OR $5 international shipping

1 * Cream Woot Tee

This post is brought to you by Wooters.us, to help make sure pricing information on the product is available in the future. We are not run by nor affiliated with Woot.

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

Someone has some serious explaining to do...

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

(It's Back to the Future, for all of you who don't know)

-Matt Colin

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

Back to the future!

Make your own damn beer

Zeusandhera


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Zeusandhera

Whoa, this is heavy.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Won't wearing this shirt create some kind of paradox?

shover


quality posts: 5 Private Messages shover

LOL i like this shirt

lovemedusa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lovemedusa

huh. just... huh. i'm speechless.

flynnerdsp


quality posts: 3 Private Messages flynnerdsp

Can someone translate this for me? I'm not into modern Egyptian.

katanamaster


quality posts: 3 Private Messages katanamaster

This will need some explaining before anyone really buys it, me thinks.

-Expecting something witty?

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

So what glyph represents the Libyans?

FaithPast


quality posts: 0 Private Messages FaithPast
Zeusandhera wrote:Whoa, this is heavy.



There's that word again.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

how frustrating not being able to read this? what in the world does this say in plain ole English?

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

We have FIVE years before 2015. Woot, you better start coming up with flying cars and hoverboards REAL fast.

4kat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages 4kat

Nice! Congrats on the print tgentry!

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

Seriously, I don't understand cream shirts...

The only people in the world that can wear cream and get away with it are super tan hotties like Brad Pitt!

*cough*

*cricket noise*

Make your own damn beer

D3lusional


quality posts: 2 Private Messages D3lusional

Is the condition supposed to be "your density" or is it a typo for "your destiny"... perhaps I'm just being dense.

Congrats on the print, didn't expect to see this first.

hookajoe


quality posts: 11 Private Messages hookajoe

This is awesome.

I love the part about driving down the pyramid. How else can you get up to 88 mph in ancient Egypt?

StealthyCow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages StealthyCow

Another Back to the Future shirt to stay on the charts for months and months

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva
colinm09 wrote:(It's Back to the Future, for all of you who don't know)




no it's actually "forward to the past"

mcthatch


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mcthatch

This is too cool. And if you grew up in the 1980s and don't "get" this shirt right away, I pity you.

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

If anyone needs a translator, I found one here.

harle85


quality posts: 6 Private Messages harle85

Yeah...I love Back to the Future and was actually born on October 26th, 1985...and happen to also have an interest in Egyptology...

...but I can't wear a cream shirt; I'm just too pale, it will never work. :,(

mysteryman3846


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mysteryman3846

damn where is that kid.

had to buy it.

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

This plan seems destined to fail. When the DeLorean reaches the bottom of the pyramid, it'll simply crash into the ground. The angle made between the pyramid and the ground is simply too steep...in order for this plan to work, the slope would have had to have been much more gradual...of course, then the DeLorean wouldn't have ever gotten up to 88 miles per hour...

-Matt Colin

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

Yay, tgentry! Fabulous!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz
katanamaster wrote:This will need some explaining before anyone really buys it, me thinks.



It's pretty obvious. The people that act confused by it, are masking their dislike of the shirt through feigned puzzlement.

blonderepublic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blonderepublic

princessethics


quality posts: 0 Private Messages princessethics

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

Staff

Holy @$%!. I did not expect that at all. Thanks everyone that voted for it! And to woot for fixing the flub in my title.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon

Nice to see that the title was corrected!

(Unofficial) Derby Rules (outdated?)
Designing for the Derby (definitely outdated)
Tips for New Designers (always useful)

Ben64


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Ben64
colinm09 wrote:This plan seems destined to fail. When the DeLorean reaches the bottom of the pyramid, it'll simply crash into the ground. The angle made between the pyramid and the ground is simply too steep...in order for this plan to work, the slope would have had to have been much more gradual...of course, then the DeLorean wouldn't have ever gotten up to 88 miles per hour...



You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

It's all Greek to me...wait a minute...

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc
llamabox wrote:Seriously, I don't understand cream shirts...

The only people in the world that can wear cream and get away with it are super tan hotties like Brad Pitt!

*cough*

*cricket noise*




Or people who like to show us what they ate all day.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester
Ben64 wrote:You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!



Yeah Yeah...got a real problem with that.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Waiting in the eve of tonight's release made me anxious, impatient, and eager to see the 1st place shirt!

I must say that this Egyptian "Back to the Future" shirt is assuredly creativity at its finest!!

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

For anyone who is asking seriously, it doesn't "say" anything really. It's not actual Hieroglyphic text, though it does use some real glyphs, it's mostly just glyphs designed to illustrate the plot of the movie Back to the Future, which it does very well, and in a way that, in my opinion at least, is fairly consistent with the Egyptian style that was the goal in this Derby. Congratulations to TGentry on the print.

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Great Scott!

KittyPryde


quality posts: 7 Private Messages KittyPryde
D3lusional wrote:Is the condition supposed to be "your density" or is it a typo for "your destiny"... perhaps I'm just being dense.



BTTF is one of the few movies I have possibly seen more than any other movie in existance. It is a line from the film, where George McFly accidently says "Density has brought us together" instead of destiny.