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It’s A Trap!

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.000s
First Sucker:
dalmaguer
Last Wooter to Woot:
Jacknapierdc
Last Purchase:
7 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 39% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
14372

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

8%
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CGamesPlay


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llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

Bravo! I actually laughed at this one.

Make your own damn beer

rileyper


quality posts: 66 Private Messages rileyper

In for 1


StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

So I guess that makes two this week?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

That thing's operational!

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

It's a part!

...no, I mean, it's a TARP!

...aw hell.

dan06p


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dan06p

I question whether Admiral Ackbar is Chinese

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

At least it's not a tarp...

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox

Know Your Meme!

Make your own damn beer

ramato42


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ramato42

It's...so awful...

...I MUST HAVE IT.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

Staff

Hahaha. Nice. In for 1.

pilotwillie


quality posts: 18 Private Messages pilotwillie

Why did I never think of this? I could've made millions! Ok, maybe not millions, but I see this selling pretty well.

jrs1980


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jrs1980

Wow, that's not going to get you (the general you) sued?

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

squirrrl


quality posts: 2 Private Messages squirrrl

Made me laugh but too nerdy to wear.

mistamoose


quality posts: 30 Private Messages mistamoose

Mmmm. Fried calamari would be mighty tasty about now.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Wow another Ninthwheel so soon?? damn!


Clever with the finger trap, but I'm just not interested in this one. But with the woot off going on. I bet it will sell like hotcakes. So good luck, Ninthwheel! ;)

sturdius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sturdius

Mon Calamari have webbed hands. I'm not sure if this is canonically accurate.

Bandrik


quality posts: 71 Private Messages Bandrik

Augh. I liked this guy and his legendary quote long before it became an internet meme. I always called him "the lobster guy" and always thought it was awesome when he screamed about the impending trap they walked into.

So yes: "augh". I had to buy it.

Woot, you foiled my plans to keep my money safe from you yet again. Curse you.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
StargateGamingGeek wrote:So I guess that makes two this week?



the hilarious part is that I've talked to certain staffers about how tired Teefury is with all their one-note references.

Humor wise, this is a step above, but really... I'm not going to pretend this isn't saddening to see. I guess it had to be, since Teefury is on woot's turf tonight with a meaningless cute bunny drinking coffee

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

The phrase "I can't shake 'em!" comes to mind. Two movies back, I know, but still.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Is it a Legendary Trap? Just wonderin'.....9_9


Got one of these for my boyfriend, his fellow game developers will get a holler out of it. XD~~~~

Also, hi-five to another Austin designer! We should organize an Austin Wootmeet.

zanuhdu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zanuhdu

I will now be singing Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey aaalllllll daaaaaayyyy long! Thanks, woot, for the soundtrack to my day. =)

Roboram


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Roboram

I must have it! In for one.

Shigwarm


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Shigwarm

"party trap"

I was considering doing something along these lines for the palindrome derby. Too late now. Thanks a lot Matt Leyen! ;)

hijimmy5


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squirrrl wrote:Made me laugh but too nerdy to wear.



ditto

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
AdderXYU wrote: Teefury is on woot's turf tonight with a meaningless cute bunny drinking coffee



Mmmm, yes, more for my collection, BUWAHAHAHA!

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

Staff

He falls for everything.

llamabox


quality posts: 36 Private Messages llamabox
AdderXYU wrote:the hilarious part is that I've talked to certain staffers about how tired Teefury is with all their one-note references.

Humor wise, this is a step above, but really... I'm not going to pretend this isn't saddening to see. I guess it had to be, since Teefury is on woot's turf tonight with a meaningless cute bunny drinking coffee



Ugh... TeeFury...

(By that I mean... Have their designs always sucked or is it a recent thing? My first/only buy from them was the last $5 grab...)

Make your own damn beer

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Ha!

He's so googly eyed.


pbutlerj


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pbutlerj

"It's A Trap!" is right. I purchased two shirts this week. Phil, the prince of insufficient light is here to darn me to heck for buying shirts I really don't need.

Double Darn!

Soylent Green - it's what, and who, is for dinner.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

futile or empty of meaning

dropd2na


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dropd2na

freakin' awesome! in for one!

Andyman62


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Andyman62

Wow. Somebody has too much time on their hands.

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin

I want one but am to afraid to click on the "I want one" button in fear of it being a trap.

codebuster11


quality posts: 0 Private Messages codebuster11

Uncle Albert win!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

This is why you should always snip up your chinese handcuffs with scissors before throwing them away. Otherwise innocent Mon Calamari can become tangled in them and die.

abion


quality posts: 1 Private Messages abion

Dear Internet,

I'd like to preemptively point out to all the hyperventilating nerds that Admiral Ackbar does indeed have finger-like appendages, though he is a lobster-like denizen of Mon Calamari. If anyone would like to empirically test whether or not a Chinese finger trap would work on chitin, be my guest.

jrs1980


quality posts: 28 Private Messages jrs1980

A little help on the song? All I can think is "I'm Super" from South Park: BLU (all the sorrys), but I don't think that's right.

Pardon me, would you have any bags of crap?

M3wThr33


quality posts: 8 Private Messages M3wThr33

Bought it like a bad habit.