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Player 2: A Love Story

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
rabanastre
Last Wooter to Woot:
iPenguin02
Last Purchase:
19 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 42% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4006

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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baffles


quality posts: 1 Private Messages baffles

Woot Info Post
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Player 2: A Love Story [Press Heart to Continue] - $10.00 + free shipping (standard) OR $5 to get it overnight (Friday) OR $5 international shipping

1 * Black Woot Tee

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hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

v-day woot? I'll pass. Last years "I'm single" shirt rules!

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

Is this the same dude who did Nevermore????

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

Ansemx2


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Ansemx2

For a second, I thought the current Derby had ended.

Pretty sneaky, Woot!

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Are you kidding?

I mean... there are thousands of gamer references shirts and romance shirts... and you went with this?

Killerskillet


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Killerskillet

I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia

if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.

Tinn-Can


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Tinn-Can

wow... that is so bad, it's good... bravo...

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Ten days early, Woot!

-Matt Colin

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

A guaranteed brownie-point earner for nerdy girlfriends!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I imagine the high score initials on this game read "LUV".

jabbasi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jabbasi

No love for luigi?
"Plumers are red"

Shirt.Woot Purchases -
30 Shirts for Myself (15 Random)
9 Shirts Given to Friends
Most Recent Purchase: Random x3

nvaine


quality posts: 63 Private Messages nvaine

Funny how the start button doesn't appear in the photo.

DCno10


quality posts: 376 Private Messages DCno10

No Mario anything. No Luigi, no Donkey Kong, no Wario, no Princess Peach, no Koopalings, no MarioKart, no Yoshi, no Tanooki suit, NOTHING from the Mario universe.

Sound familiar?

square965


quality posts: 4 Private Messages square965

Isn't select usually the join button for player 2?

lol hi

Seekay


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Seekay

I think that could actually work.

It just has to be used on the right type of girl.

http://www.youtube.com/user/SeekayFilms

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

Plumbers are sometimes green

and

Hedgehogs are sometime pink and black

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

yamood


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yamood

This will definitely raise your experience points to achieve no loving.

Texted woot shirt for the lose. Seriously, I say it again. Hmmm..

aoviss


quality posts: 23 Private Messages aoviss

Will this come in time for n00bentin3z Dai?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.



That's the leftovers of a lemon party.... *shudders*

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw
jabbasi wrote:No love for luigi?
"Plumers are red"



Easier than saying,
"Plumbers are green,
foxes are orange"

The sadness that is being the sidekick.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

How cute for her. In for one.

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

I look forward to wearing this shirt in 10 days, accompanied by a pair of ratty sweatpants, a pint of Chubby Hubby, Season 4 of Grey's Anatomy, and the tears of broken dreams.

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 21 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth
xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.



One's player score, and the other one's the high score? :3

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drunkenalien


quality posts: 46 Private Messages drunkenalien
Killerskillet wrote:I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.



The same thing I was going to say.....

I really don't see a market for this shirt.
I couldn't see myself wearing this.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
nvaine wrote:Funny how the start button doesn't appear in the photo.



He doesn't have time for a girlfriend... he's really playing for himself.

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Wear this outside,
And I'll never sleep with you.

yes it's me lol

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

game over

xazothia


quality posts: 54 Private Messages xazothia
TobiasAmaranth wrote:One's player score, and the other one's the high score? :3



If that's the high score, either someone really leaps into the vacuum or this game is hard to get points in.

Probably the latter. Woe is love. :[

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave

Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....

Catbertthegreat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Catbertthegreat
Killerskillet wrote:I think anyone who would want to buy this shirt is the definition of a paradox, as he has no girlfriend.



I have a girlfriend and I want to buy this.

I wouldn't wear it on valentine's day. Dinner at a wonderful restaurant and theater tickets, this shirt is not exactly appropriate.

g35girl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages g35girl
xazothia wrote:if there's no player 2, why are there two scores at the top?

maybe you're really looking for a player 3. that's a totally different kind of party.



Because if there aren't 2 scores at the top, then the entire text does not form the shape of a huge, nerdy heart.

I'm betting a lot of people missed the subliminal heart shape at first glance.

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly

If a guy used this line on me, I'd slap him.

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

w00dland


quality posts: 4 Private Messages w00dland

This works on girlfriends right?

God I hate valentines day.

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

leet is kinda boring

SailorButterfly


quality posts: 14 Private Messages SailorButterfly
GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....



If it sells out (which I highly doubt it will), or you don't find out her size today, you can get the shirt for $15 here starting Friday: http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=12064.

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The "Most Awesome Butterfly-Sailor Hybrid on Woot"

jboshaw


quality posts: 10 Private Messages jboshaw
GitEmSteveDave wrote:Just starting to date someone and meeting her today. How do I guess what size she is so I can keep this in reserve? Don't want it to sell out....



You don't.

Or: Look at the sizing chart and try to figure it out. Compare her size to yours and what you wear, if she's bigger/smaller than you, etc. If she has a larger chest (ie, anything above a B cup) then go L/XL. Personally I'm larger up top with an average stomach so I always go with a men's medium just so I don't have to worry about shrinking and not being able to wear it ever again.

haxrox


quality posts: 10 Private Messages haxrox

My wife isn't much of a gamer, but she has faithfully watched by my side through Smash Brothers, Zeldas, Marios, Final Fantasys, etc. The day she gets hooked on a 2-player game is a bad day for my time management.

btw, I actually made this shirt last February, when it didn't quite break every derby rule ever, but submitted it too late.

Yitzy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Yitzy

Awesome write-up... but yeah, cancellation shirt. This is something I'd expect at Hot Topic. Not Woot.