cruzer


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AZGman wrote:In this day and age???



right. Sex, baby, and if you're lucky, love.

Sorry. I was mistaken.

Turken


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AZGman wrote:t-e-x-t-i-n-g!



that one got me laughing pretty good. kids these days...

oh, and g'morning everyone!


Mavyn


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Morning!

Down hill slide to the weekend, and then a week away from the house and the office...bliss. Even if it's for training purposes.

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I shall recommend probation for the lot of you!



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Good morning everybody! School was on a two hour delay but daughter is back in school! I have an eye doctor appointment at 1. I'm going to fix the font size of the phone book! I can't understand how the font size shrinks from one look up to another!

pooflady


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joyner wrote:Good morning everybody! School was on a two hour delay but daughter is back in school! I have an eye doctor appointment at 1. I'm going to fix the font size of the phone book! I can't understand how the font size shrinks from one look up to another!





When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

Mavyn


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ThunderThighs wrote:I shall recommend probation for the lot of you!



Does that mean I should get busy with naughties?

:D

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pooflady


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Mavyn wrote:Does that mean I should get busy with naughties?

:D


Yeah, do it.



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cruzer


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ThunderThighs wrote:I shall recommend probation for the lot of you!



bring it on pest!

cruzer


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Mavyn wrote:Does that mean I should get busy with naughties?

:D



Yeah! Though I know they will all be blocked here at work...

Mavyn


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I think I'd need a volunteer partner...otherwise it isn't naughty, it just makes you go blind...

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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:I think I'd need a volunteer partner...otherwise it isn't naughty, it just makes you go blind...



I'd like to volunteer to partner up with you

AZGman


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jc67 wrote:I'd like to volunteer to partner up with you



Helluva a second post!!!

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

lplady


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jc67 wrote:I'd like to volunteer to partner up with you



ROFLMAO
Figures you'd unlurk for that.


lplady


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cruzer wrote:


morning all.



Daj is right to smack you daily!

Are you awake yet?

Afternoon PWA

cruzer


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lplady wrote:Daj is right to smack you daily!

Are you awake yet?

Afternoon PWA



Thanks to that wonderful thing called caffeine, I am currently awake.

You're the one that made me so tired with the 2AM feeding comment.

pooflady


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Afternoon.
Trying to decide whether to venture out. Nothing really to do here.



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Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:I'd like to volunteer to partner up with you



Yay! I was afraid I'd be left sad and lonely.



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pooflady


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cruzer wrote:Thanks to that wonderful thing called caffeine, I am currently awake.

You're the one that made me so tired with the 2AM feeding comment.



How come you've been so tired lately?



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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:Yay! I was afraid I'd be left sad and lonely.



well i'm now here to cheer you up and keep you company

Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:well i'm now here to cheer you up and keep you company


Oh I'm quite cheery, was just lingering on the brink...But company is always a happy thing.


And more interesting to watch, apparently.

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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:Oh I'm quite cheery, was just lingering on the brink...But company is always a happy thing.


And more interesting to watch, apparently.



glad to hear that you're cheery now. watching isn't as interesting or fun as participating ;)

Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:glad to hear that you're cheery now. watching isn't as interesting or fun as participating ;)



I suspect that depends on the activity..otherwise there wouldn't be much of a market for strip clubs or an audience at burlesque shoes, don't you think?



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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:I suspect that depends on the activity..otherwise there wouldn't be much of a market for strip clubs or an audience at burlesque shoes, don't you think?



while that's true, that is mostly cause guys are horny all the time, if touching was allowed i suppose customers would increase

Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:while that's true, that is mostly cause guys are horny all the time, if touching was allowed i suppose customers would increase



Just guys? O.o

My, my, aren't we the pessimist.

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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:Just guys? O.o

My, my, aren't we the pessimist.



lol my bad, i happen to know quite a few ladies who are perpetually horny

lplady


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Mavyn wrote:Just guys? O.o

My, my, aren't we the pessimist.



lol, I believe we will see him break the ten post point today...it only took him four years.

cruzer


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pooflady wrote:How come you've been so tired lately?



There's not a lot of work going on around here so when I come to work I'm bored. When I'm bored I get really sleepy. And that's why I'm always tired.

pooflady


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cruzer wrote:There's not a lot of work going on around here so when I come to work I'm bored. When I'm bored I get really sleepy. And that's why I'm always tired.



A book?



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lplady


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cruzer wrote:There's not a lot of work going on around here so when I come to work I'm bored. When I'm bored I get really sleepy. And that's why I'm always tired.



Doesn't help that you said you go to bed very late and get up very early. Are you getting a different amount of sleep nightly?

Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:lol my bad, i happen to know quite a few ladies who are perpetually horny



Tisn't our fault that it takes more than pretty visuals to inspire. :D

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jc67


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Mavyn wrote:Tisn't our fault that it takes more than pretty visuals to inspire. :D



ah but pretty visual never hurt get one in the mood

PemberDucky


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Yo yo yo, PWA.


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pooflady


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PemberDucky wrote:Yo yo yo, PWA.



You'd be a real hit at an animal shelter today.



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PemberDucky


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pooflady wrote:You'd be a real hit at an animal shelter today.



Help me to understand this, for my brain is constipated.


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WAIT. Got it. My pants.


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cruzer


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Mavyn wrote:Tisn't our fault that it takes more than pretty visuals to inspire. :D



The fact that visuals don't inspire isn't such a big deal, it's the fact that half the time women aren't willing to be inspired that sucks!

ETA-I dare say that the "helping" inspire is half the fun!

cruzer


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lplady wrote:Doesn't help that you said you go to bed very late and get up very early. Are you getting a different amount of sleep nightly?



I generally go to sleep between 11 and 12:30 and wake up around 5:30.

Mavyn


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jc67 wrote:ah but pretty visual never hurt get one in the mood



No argument from me. Perky and bouncy usually helps as well.

cruzer wrote:The fact that visuals don't inspire isn't such a big deal, it's the fact that half the time women aren't willing to be inspired that sucks!

ETA-I dare say that the "helping" inspire is half the fun!



Find other women? I'm always willing to be inspired...Hoping for it, actually!

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justinrsanderson


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My first time over here, and rather than look up what PWA means, I decided I'd take a number of guesses, I'm going to assume none are correct, but would be delighted if they were...

Post Work Assault
Pre Work Announcements
Post Wine Announcement
Post While At Work
Post What Ails
Public Works Authority
Public Woot Authority
Personal Woot Analysis
Productive Work antagonists
Pour While Alert
Pure Woot Aholics


Ehh....this was my best effort...time for wine yet?>

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