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Luke's last words: "Carrie!"

Who didn't see this comming? *sigh*

It's an amazing design, but you won't catch me dead (shot or otherwise) wearing a Star Wars shirt. Ewwwww!

I doubt adding glasses would help see through those helmets.

Who's the ominous guy with the glasses? Never seen that guy before... am I lost?

No...that's not true..........that's impossible!

Once he ate that fateful doughnut, Luke finally became as big as the side of a barn, and never stood a chance.

Pew pew goes the laser beam!

danwo wrote:Who didn't see this comming? *sigh*

The guy with the hole in his back, obviously.

"Only Stormtroopers are that precise." And yet "The Stormtrooper Principle" is that no one gets hit unless it's part of the plot. :P

Ahhh for all of those people that hate Luke Skywalker... Mark H. is rolling around in HIS GRAVE!

Wait, is that Gordon Freeman hiding behind those glasses? Haha, I don't know anyone else who wears glasses like that.

Next target, the Admiral?

I had to buy this!

Great design!

Their heads are big. This must have taken place in the expanded "Bobble Heads" universe of Star Wars.

Harui wrote:Wait, is that Gordon Freeman hiding behind those glasses? Haha, I don't know anyone else who wears glasses like that.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Luke Skywalker < Gordon Freeman < Chuck Norris

I hope Excelsior Frog can sneak into 3rd place...

what is that one the lower right next to the dead body?

juansinanos wrote:Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Luke Skywalker < Gordon Freeman < Chuck Norris

I'd totally pay for a Chuck Norris vs Luke shirt!

yeawuteva wrote:what is that one the lower right next to the dead body?

Lightsaber. Apparently it WAS more clumsy and less efficient than a blaster.

yeawuteva wrote:what is that one the lower right next to the dead body?

Haha, Luke's lightsaber, I do believe.

can we get a version with Greedo sitting across the table from a dead Han Solo?

DCno10 wrote:can we get a version with Greedo sitting across the table from a dead Han Solo?

there's already a "han shot first" tshirt out there...

It's unfortunate that even with those glasses, the Stormtrooper missed Luke. Poor David Bowie, though.

Cool, I FINALLY got around to picking up those power conv....*gets shot*

Jesta384 wrote:there's already a "han shot first" tshirt out there...

well yeah, but this is what should have happened if the villians were actually accurate/smart. (and not what george lucas made up in 1997 because han shot ONLY)

i mean you could do a james bond dead with 30 henchmen standing behind him version as well. the possibilities are endless.

All the Blue Milk on Tatooine can't help him now. Where did that stuff come from anyways? Banthas? Gross.

Woot seems to have reconsidered their former policy of "don't make anything that will get George Lucas to sue us".

Johnnya475 wrote:Once he ate that fateful doughnut, Luke finally became as big as the side of a barn, and never stood a chance.

Wrong Luke.

novastarj wrote:I hope Excelsior Frog can sneak into 3rd place...

ME TOO!! I have been pulling for that shirt this entire time!

This is good. I must have it.

YEAH! We're so glad this won. My husband, son and brother-in-law will be very awesomely dressed.

Isn't he a little short to be a stormtrooper?

*STAR WARS nerd alert!*

Sorry, but I have to correct the dialogue references. First, from the Woot copy: the phrase "too precise" is not in the film. Ben says, "...And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."

And for the previous poster, the line comparing lightsabers to blasters is "...not as clumsy or random as a blaster." Nothing about being "less efficient."

Okay, done now. Taking propeller off head...

Dude, Vader is gunna be pissed....

Looks like Dark Helmet infiltrated this version of Star Wars and influenced the new uniforms.

So this is what happens when a storm trooper actually aims a blaster!!!

chrisprender wrote:Isn't he a little short to be a stormtrooper?

good one