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Think of the Children

Speed to First Woot:
0m 32.000s
First Sucker:
Teqnik69
Last Wooter to Woot:
trtl556
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 36% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
15071

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



cakeninjak


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cakeninjak

Yes! This so deserved to win!

melsmore


quality posts: 0 Private Messages melsmore

Congratz Bootboots. Was hoping for Guacamole but not too upset that it lost to this one.

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

funny!

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

I actually really like this shirt, but a close friend recently passed away from cancer, so I'm not sure if I should get it or not. What's even more ironic is that I'll be running, or at least walking, a marathon in like three weeks to raise more awareness for cancer and in her honor... I'm so conflicted.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Looks like he's racing for the cure for fingerless hands.

shichi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages shichi

Believe me if I were in shape I'd consider racing for something. Keyword: consider. Great job with the shirt!

dnh828


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dnh828

You know, I always wanted to create a Support our Ribbons ribbon that was some sort of patch work/tie die but I think that the joke might offend some people, and I wonder if this shirt falls in to this category.

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

Think I should wear this shirt to planned parenthood?

loveengrey


quality posts: 5 Private Messages loveengrey

how about a race for the cure for my shirt woot buying addiction? though i don't think you guys would like that much =p

elviswind


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elviswind

Yeah BootsBoots! I'm sure you'll donate your winnings to cure the children or Africa or something . . . ;-)

In for one! And my first First Sucker!

Fwirt


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Fwirt

I thought it was funny at first, but since my grandmother just died from breast cancer, I'm not digging this shirt so much. Personally, I think it's a bit tasteless.

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

Between this and The Apathy Coalition, I think we're getting a pretty good idea of Boots's attitudes towards life.

I love this website! ^^

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Look at that, even the guy with stubby legs is racing for...something.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

walmazan


quality posts: 64 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Boots! well deserved! such a great and funny shirt!!!!

jeanerz13


quality posts: 9 Private Messages jeanerz13

I really like this shirt, but think it would be better without the text at the bottom...it would leave more up to the imagination...still a good job I think. =)

lonelypond


quality posts: 434 Private Messages lonelypond

I would need a secret costumed ironic identity to carry this off...hmmm, what color cape would go?

StargateGamingGeek


quality posts: 14 Private Messages StargateGamingGeek

I refuse to think of the Children until they learn to think for themselves.

madcran


quality posts: 2 Private Messages madcran

I was born in that year. I might buy it specifically for that.

dysti


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dysti

oh man, i've got apathy coalition and now this one comes on an even better color for me. i'm totally unemployed and you're trying to bankrupt me boots.

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

How can he race with no feet? He'll never get those nike sponsorships to help cure africa!

genericsmith


quality posts: 15 Private Messages genericsmith

I like the idea of this shirt, I just don't like the wording of it.

The double "for"s gets me... If it was "Race for a cure or something" or "Race for the cure of something" I'd like it a lot better.

Munchy Attack If you can find the name of this artist & real song title I'll buy you a daily woot shirt (your choice what day)

Dystopia Dark Lager, Where the Wild Parties at?, B.A. Bearacus, and many more wanted in XXL(PLEASE!!!)
Edgar Allen Poe shall remained headlock'd until Nevermore is reckoned.

Tufflaw


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Tufflaw

This is great stuff.

PS: LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE!

Kidgoldstein


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kidgoldstein

Man... I stayed up for this shirt? I was hoping for either Zombie Doom Squad or Holy Guacamole. No real gripe with this shirt, except I felt it was too much of a slogan shirt and not enough of a graphic shirt.

<insert something witty>

Jullianagrey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jullianagrey
Kidgoldstein wrote:Man... I stayed up for this shirt? I was hoping for either Zombie Doom Squad or Holy Guacamole. No real gripe with this shirt, except I felt it was too much of a slogan shirt and not enough of a graphic shirt.



Going to have to agree. This shirt is funny, but ...meh. It just looks like something that anyone could throw together without much difficulty.

Bring on the DOOM SQUAD.

dietotaku


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dietotaku

i have nothing to say about this outcome except YES.


and i hope to see "the vintage truth" tomorrow. :D

elviswind


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elviswind
genericsmith wrote:I like the idea of this shirt, I just don't like the wording of it.

The double "for"s gets me... If it was "Race for a cure or something" or "Race for the cure of something" I'd like it a lot better.



I think the awkward wording and phrasing is perfect as it adds to the humor.

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

4000 people die of rabies every 1000 years.

angstangel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages angstangel

It's like raising money for TBA.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

I'm going to wear this to 10k's this summer just to watch the radical runner's reaction!

elviswind


quality posts: 1 Private Messages elviswind

Anyone wanna come to my place and watch Wrath of Kahn on the big screen?

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple

Bought and bought!

Love it, Boots. Congrats.<3

kalyan97


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kalyan97

So whats the joke here?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Congrats, bootsy!

intothemoooon


quality posts: 8 Private Messages intothemoooon

I feel like the slogan is trying to say that we need to find a cure for children. Have children really become that malignant to our society?

animuson


quality posts: 14 Private Messages animuson

I really shouldn't buy this but I would just love to see the look on the people's faces who I had to listen to all through high school 'Donate for this, donate for that, go to this walk, go to that walk.' Mwuahahahaha

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

I think this fellow's hands are actually well protected... let's say rubberized... to... protect this world from MORE children :D

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

I was going to buy this shirt then I realized the figure on the shirt is wearing #44-
that is:
The retired numbers for former baseball players Hank Aaron, Willie McCovey and Reggie Jackson

Retired NFL Numbers: Floyd Little (Denver Broncos) and Pete Retzlaff (Philadelphia Eagles)

Retired NBA Numbers: Dan Issel, (Denver Nuggets); Jerry West (L.A. Lakers); Paul Westphal (Phoenix Suns); Sam Lacey (Sacramento Kings); and George Gervin (San Antonio Spurs).

I don't think they would appreciate it if they saw me wear it, and me personally, I don't want to offend legend.

bixmaschine


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bixmaschine

can we get it in moisture wicking instead of cotton?! i'd wear this every time i ran.

JagoMidnight


quality posts: 3 Private Messages JagoMidnight

i was born in 82! i have no choice but to get this!