I’m convinced that you can insert a flow chart into any sort of report and impress the morons who are simply scanning your work, and not actually reading it for content. By adding a flow chart, people will nod their heads up and down, as if they are pensively considering the information (or lack thereof) that you so intelligently charted…..
Additionally, quotes are assumed to be accurate so long as the person quoted has letters behind his/her name – any letters - even if they only mean they have deciphered the meaning of “I Am the Walrus”. You see, no one will ever admit they don’t know what the letters mean, and will probably brag that their brother-in-law has the same degree from William & Mary -
Sherwin Williams, I.A.W.
Anyway, very few people will actually read the full content on this shirt, which is where its awesomeness lies. People will scan it, give you a smile that says they wish they were as kind as you. You become instantly benevolent, knowing full well you'd give fake charity donation cards as Christmas presents if George Costanza hadn't screwed that up for you.