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Van Diagram

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
Orynn
Last Wooter to Woot:
blazink
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 44% of Shirt Woots
Top 14% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1059

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?

-Matt Colin

trucidation


quality posts: 1 Private Messages trucidation

This would've been better with an El Camino.

Fanglekai


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Fanglekai

Funny design but I wouldn't wear it.

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

Shouldn't there be another circle labeled "Creepy"?

BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

Ahhh.... what a delightful concept :D

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Considering the length of the car and lack of windows, are you certain this isn't a 'hearse' diagram?

glazedfaith


quality posts: 33 Private Messages glazedfaith
colinm09 wrote:Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?



I think it fits. A boxcar would have more overlap, I think

scionsound5


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scionsound5
colinm09 wrote:Wouldn't this be a more fitting diagram for a boxcar?



Touche, touche. Can only have one pun but not the other

fright01


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fright01

Why are the words on this shirt? It should be one of those haha i get it or haha what so funny guys?

Dillybear


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Dillybear

Oh, how punny.

arj8138


quality posts: 7 Private Messages arj8138

GAH if it wasn't on white....

smedgrick


quality posts: 3 Private Messages smedgrick

I see a face.

animuson


quality posts: 14 Private Messages animuson

You... cannot... be serious...

Someone is actually getting paid for this design?

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

The big pink peg is giving me Game of Life flashbacks.



smartdude992


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smartdude992
animuson wrote:You... cannot... be serious...

Someone is actually getting paid for this design?



yea, it feels a bit half assed, definitely needs more stuff on it (xkcd bases come to mind...)

woot or die

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

If only I understood it... Then I could buy it!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Hey Shirt.Woot! You totally missed the chance to use the phrase "On the road of life..." in the description!

Gil212


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Gil212

"but has a painting of a naked unicorn on the side!"

...how can a unicorn be naked?

steveng86


quality posts: 6 Private Messages steveng86

It's a cute shirt, but frankly a white woot shirt is a no-no in my book

shirts.woot: 15
Big o' Cosmoswoot: 1
monkeys.woot: 1
deals.woot: a ton

dangerhaus


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dangerhaus

ven i vant your opinion, i'll ax for it.

the ha is silent - i'm laughing on the inside

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07

Also applies to hummers.

hijimmy5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hijimmy5

I may have to start entering some derbies. I can make a lot of shirt designs like this.

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica

Aaah, there's nothing like a great pun. And this is nothing like a great pun. Pretty weak. Put this shirt in the overlapping circles marked "fakon" and "boring". No offense, Adam.

dukerayburn


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dukerayburn

I was here to bag on this for being like a Demetri Martin joke brought to shirt, but it's Adam Koford, and I like Adam Koford and the things he does, and he has a new baby, so everyone should buy three.

isparabola


quality posts: 8 Private Messages isparabola

I love bad woot designs on dailies. Makes me laugh.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

I'm a big fan of Venn diagrams, possibly because I'm a giant nerd. This has a Venn diagram and a groan-inducing yet amusing pun (though maybe only amusing because it's a pun on "Venn diagram"). That's hard to pass up, but it's just not quite doing it for me.

OmniOne


quality posts: 6 Private Messages OmniOne

Shouldn't there be a river down by the van?

krazycheez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krazycheez

I get it, but don't think I'd wear it.

For those of you who are confused, please click here.

jecarso11


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jecarso11

I wonder how this shirt would look on a rather... well-endowed girl...

Either way, I agree about not liking the design.


  • The pun would be better without the words
  • White woot shirts... :-(
  • A little too plain and simple

I could buy those shirt iron-ons and print out the design myself anyways...

Pagefright


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Pagefright

Does no one else see how this could look like a pair breasts from a distance?

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
krazycheez wrote:I get it, but don't think I'd wear it.

For those of you who are confused, please click here.



Joke? Mistake?

NoIAmTheCheese


quality posts: 3 Private Messages NoIAmTheCheese

Is this a jab at the Flickr logo???

L4m3r


quality posts: 11 Private Messages L4m3r

If it had a VW Bus instead of a generic van, I'd buy it in a second.

ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES.

evilashe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages evilashe
Pagefright wrote:Does no one else see how this could look like a pair breasts from a distance?



Odd, I thought that this shirt especially failed at it. They're unnaturally too close together. They need some space to bob and what not.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Finally, a shirt that soccer moms would be proud of.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

blankzero


quality posts: 2 Private Messages blankzero

Other items you might find in the designated region include:
- A freight car
- A hearse
- An unopened Hot Wheels toy

vr00m


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vr00m

I laughed, but don't think I'll be wearing this design any time soon. Maybe if the words van diagram weren't on it.

BensonM


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BensonM
blankzero wrote:Other items you might find in the designated region include:
- A freight car
- A hearse
- An unopened Hot Wheels toy


- a Smart forTwo

wooters.us FTW!

Big Ogre Cudgels!
2009 Nov 19
2009 May 15

bcrone821


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bcrone821

The colors remind me a Maestro credit card logo.