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Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.000s
First Sucker:
smashleyrose
Last Wooter to Woot:
jenlovespens
Last Purchase:
3 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
6037

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



Fanglekai


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Fanglekai

Sauron is so cute!

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Damn the Fellowship for destroying this beautiful relationship!

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

What do you want to bet Saurons pet name for him is "Precious"

sgoman5674


quality posts: 41 Private Messages sgoman5674

And one ring to join them in holy matrimony.

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Sorry, rings don't have faces. The One Ring to Rule Them All is no exception.

-Matt Colin

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Somewhere in Middle Earth, a Palantir is skipping alongside the keys of Orthanc.

Platypus222


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Platypus222

The "Woot Creator" description thing makes me think of this xkcd comic -- http://xkcd.com/712/

danwo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages danwo

Grats on the win, Patrick.

hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

That is pretty funny. I don't like any thing related to marriage though, so I'm not buying it.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

And patrickspens further secures his title as the greatest Woot artist.

I'm wearing my Shirt Title Pending tee right now.

drillmaster


quality posts: 6 Private Messages drillmaster

$10 coupon im so tempted

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Also, I should like to point out that if one walks upon the Crack of Doom, one may break one's mother's Back of Doom. Fair warning.

lonelypond


quality posts: 465 Private Messages lonelypond

ha! I think this qualifies as black humor ; )

Need a New Year's Resolution? Resolve to read In The Bleak December ; )

Stargaziey


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Stargaziey

One shirt to rule them all!

hippie19


quality posts: 23 Private Messages hippie19

Is that a flaming eyeball holding hands with a ring? I don't get it.

MaureenJ8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MaureenJ8

We call this color: There And Black Again

Genius.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

The One Ring had a real goth thing for a while it seems. First this "Dark" Lord character. Then it was that scrawny, pale emo guy Gollum always whining after his 'precious.'

gawl13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gawl13

Awesome Shirt! LOTR is AMAZING!

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842

A tragic tale of lovers brought down together in the end.

Grats on the win, this is the one I wanted from this derby.

kaniel324


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kaniel324

EXCELLENT!!!!

in for one

sacrerouge


quality posts: 18 Private Messages sacrerouge

If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you by way of hobbit it's yours.....


I have so many LOTR fans in the family. Do you guys think this is too cutesy for young boy (7)?

dpbowl842


quality posts: 10 Private Messages dpbowl842
sacrerouge wrote:If you love something let it go. If it comes back to you by way of hobbit it's yours.....


I have so many LOTR fans in the family. Do you guys think this is too cutesy for young boy (7)?



It's not too cutesy for this 26 yr old man!! :D

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

don't get me wrong- I love this shirt. However, I feel like if these two were to procreate we'd end up with an flaming orange version of this...

minus the clothing, of course.

repoman86


quality posts: 3 Private Messages repoman86
arilvdc wrote:don't get me wrong- I love this shirt. However, I feel like if these two were to procreate we'd end up with an flaming orange version of this...

minus the clothing, of course.



OH YEEEAAAAAH!

SpecialDan


quality posts: 3 Private Messages SpecialDan
Platypus222 wrote:The "Woot Creator" description thing makes me think of this xkcd comic -- http://xkcd.com/712/



Ah. Doesn't get much nerdier that posting xkcd comics in the Woot forum. I love it.

the88thcrazy


quality posts: 10 Private Messages the88thcrazy

I'm starting to think that shirt.woot loves fan fiction. The monsters from rampage making out, sub zero and raiden sitting down to a nice dinner, and now this?

khearn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages khearn

I love it. The one thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that the writing is supposed to be on the inside of the ring, not the outside. It just looks wrong. But the concept is great!

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

Who knew Mordor would be so progressive?

ahoyhoy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ahoyhoy

I picked up my staff, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Sauron and the Ring walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Sauron, come on, let's go to Hobbiton."
He said, "I gotta flee Middle Earth, but m'friend can stick around."

repoman86


quality posts: 3 Private Messages repoman86

So pumped this made it, and #1 even! Congrats. In for one!

adg3724


quality posts: 3 Private Messages adg3724

My sister (who is obsessed with this series) got me the Crazy Straw shirt last week for no apparent reason. I might get this for her as a Tolkien of my appreciation...

repoman86


quality posts: 3 Private Messages repoman86
khearn wrote:I love it. The one thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that the writing is supposed to be on the inside of the ring, not the outside. It just looks wrong. But the concept is great!



You should probably watch the films again. The writing is on BOTH the inside and the outside, but the outside is where it's legi-holy hernia I'm a nerd.

hiimjohn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hiimjohn

do the woots by state take into account the shipping location, or the billing address?

mgodlewski


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mgodlewski

i haven't seen a good shirt in almost 16 months!!!

themelonbread


quality posts: 1 Private Messages themelonbread

This is the first time I've ever had a problem with Woot's copywriting. But seriously, when would Sauron ever come in contact with an Uruk-hai? His own orc forces couldn't even manage to take Merry and Pippin from Saruman's. What would an Uruk-hai be doing so far southeast?

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea
mgodlewski wrote:i haven't seen a good shirt in almost 16 months!!!



What happened 16 months ago that made you go blind?

flamespear


quality posts: 4 Private Messages flamespear

wow i didn't expect this to win first, i was thinking maybe third.

arilvdc


quality posts: 11 Private Messages arilvdc

The only reason I didn't buy the shirt is because my friends would make fun of me if I wore it. Not because it's nerdy, but because the words on the ring are not what's supposed to be there. We're like those kids from Role Models, lol.

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

My first shirt from Woot and my first quality post on the same day?

I love you Tolkien. (& patrickspens)