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Earth's Heart Monitor

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
timestreamer
Last Wooter to Woot:
broccula
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1555

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Uh oh. Do we call a lumberjack or a cardiologist?

bhcompy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bhcompy

Gee that's not depressing or anything.

anjulka


quality posts: 5 Private Messages anjulka

As much as I don't care for Celine Dion, I hope that Mother Earth will sing "My heart will go on."

anuske


quality posts: 3 Private Messages anuske

My biology teacher suggested that earth day is more about saving ourselves than the planet. Perhaps that would give this shirt a different meaning. All you would have to do is pretend those trees are people.

MrD3a7h


quality posts: 29 Private Messages MrD3a7h

The tree pulse was creative, but the next two lines really make the shirt.

Me? I'm half man, half owl, and half moose. I am ManOwlMoose. Don't tell Al Gore about me.
-Battalion of Crabs x 4 (incl Adventure Crabs x 1, Happy Hour Crabs x 1)
-Probation posts x 1

drillmaster


quality posts: 6 Private Messages drillmaster

if a doctor saw that theyd have a heart attack

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
chrisprender wrote:Uh oh. Do we call a lumberjack or a cardiologist?



Arbologist?

gtej


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gtej

The description says Navy, but the shirt looks dark green/forest green. I don't know if it will look good on blue.

smts41


quality posts: 0 Private Messages smts41

I like.

wookie7


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wookie7

OK, the color says Navy, but the picture looks only green to me. Green makes sense. Green is Earth day. Green is what I want.

NAVY??????

Please tell me that's not right, that it's REALLY green, so I can buy this shirt...

nevetnod


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nevetnod

My heart pines for this shirt.

I like celery.

AutoTechInSTL


quality posts: 6 Private Messages AutoTechInSTL
drillmaster wrote:if a doctor saw that theyd have a heart attack




HAHAH I get it! "SAW".. as in.. cut down.. HAR HAR HAR

Steve was DELICIOUS!

juzijuzi


quality posts: 9 Private Messages juzijuzi

If two trees fall over in the forest, and nobody's there to hear them fall down, should we still buy the T-shirt?

emplaya


quality posts: 1 Private Messages emplaya

Awww, he should have put buildings to replace the trees haha.

BTW: On an ECG, the first tree would represent the QRS complex (even though there is no Q) and the 2nd tree represents the T wave.

(I'm a med student)

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melonberree


quality posts: 3 Private Messages melonberree

now we see the importance of making sure lumberjacks have proper employment sharpening pencils

EDIT: ok, still getting the hang of the url tags

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

♫ I'm a lumberjack and I'm not okay, I fell asleep and I died today...._____________♫


Quite possibly the shortest Monty Python song ever rerecorded.

ShelbyLyn122


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ShelbyLyn122
nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.



Ha! Thanks for the late night chuckle. I'm always a sucker for a good pun. =)

parsh33


quality posts: 2 Private Messages parsh33

Diagnosis: Coniferous arrhythmia

Treatment: Suggest Weyerhaeuser Corp. executives to travel to Pandora to seek unobtanium instead. Duh?

robd75


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robd75

Congrats CapedCrusader, glad it made it through!

azdarkknight


quality posts: 5 Private Messages azdarkknight

Congrats on the print. Bought drakxxx last ngiht and may buy this in the morning - after I said Id got enough shirts!

pererau


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pererau

So lead 1 is some sort of narrow complex junctional rhythm, though it is clear that the impulse is being generated supraventricularly. Also, the peaked t waves seem to point towards an electrolyte disturbance. Perhaps hyperkalemia?

Lead 2 has a prolongated p wave with what looks to be an increased p-r interval, suggestive of an early first degree heart block. The truncated r wave and steep s wave could be suggestive of a right bundle branch block, depending on which view is represented, and it appears that there is an acute depolarization anomaly as evidenced by the split t wave.

Lead 3 is clearly equipment malfunction, as asystole never truly looks flat.

I recommend immediate surgery. I think an algorectomy may be indicated to treat what is likely just an acute case of overcapitalized anti capitalism.

CardinalGoldstein


quality posts: 0 Private Messages CardinalGoldstein

This shirt design is pretty deep.

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

Congrats man! Awesome to see you get a print.


sarahd88


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sarahd88
nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.



HAHA get it?

MrD3a7h


quality posts: 29 Private Messages MrD3a7h
pererau wrote:So lead 1 is some sort of narrow complex junctional rhythm, though it is clear that the impulse is being generated supraventricularly. Also, the peaked t waves seem to point towards an electrolyte disturbance. Perhaps hyperkalemia?

Lead 2 has a prolongated p wave with what looks to be an increased p-r interval, suggestive of an early first degree heart block. The truncated r wave and steep s wave could be suggestive of a right bundle branch block, depending on which view is represented, and it appears that there is an acute depolarization anomaly as evidenced by the split t wave.

Lead 3 is clearly equipment malfunction, as asystole never truly looks flat.

I recommend immediate surgery. I think an algorectomy may be indicated to treat what is likely just an acute case of overcapitalized anti capitalism.



Might be Lupus.

Me? I'm half man, half owl, and half moose. I am ManOwlMoose. Don't tell Al Gore about me.
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JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
MrD3a7h wrote:Might be Lupus.



Dude, everyone knows it's never Lupus...

loveengrey


quality posts: 5 Private Messages loveengrey

Oh wow congrats for finally getting a print. This really isn't my favorite of yours but congrats nonetheless

animuson


quality posts: 14 Private Messages animuson

How did this get 3rd? It's so dull and boring.

tennisplayer121


quality posts: 8 Private Messages tennisplayer121

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Teletheus


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Teletheus
nevetnod wrote:My heart pines for this shirt.



Terrrrrible. Make like a QRS complex and get the heck out of here.

booksrule9


quality posts: 0 Private Messages booksrule9

This shirt definitely should have been first. I'm calling that this shirt's gonna get more woots after the wooting is over than the shirt that got 1st place in the derby. And just look at 2nd place, only 717 woots.

Kikuichimoji


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Kikuichimoji

If trees screamed, would we still cut them down?

If they did it all the time, for no apparent reason, yes.

capedcrusader514


quality posts: 1 Private Messages capedcrusader514

I'm so excited, thanks so much guys.

radharose


quality posts: 0 Private Messages radharose
Kikuichimoji wrote:If trees screamed, would we still cut them down?



Animals "scream" but people still kill them and eat them.

bkeokip


quality posts: 6 Private Messages bkeokip

I battle Earth and Mother Nature on a daily basis. You're next Moon!

also: J Dilla died of Lupus while working on Donuts... RIP

awnree1


quality posts: 9 Private Messages awnree1

I love it! In for one!

twitter is the dumbest F%#$ing thing that ever happened to the internet.

Kikuichimoji


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Kikuichimoji
radharose wrote:Animals "scream" but people still kill them and eat them.



Way to ruin a Jack Handy quote with your radical hippyism.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

I'm calling it, time of death: 4.54 billion years AM.

No! I can still save him! Start tectonic compression!

DAMMIT Jeff, he's gone. He's gone man.


::sobs::

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Kikuichimoji wrote:Way to ruin a Jack Handy quote with your radical hippyism.



Way to attempt to make me to feel guilty as I eat eggs and bacon for breakfast...