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Big Game

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
arguile650
Last Wooter to Woot:
Tayloran3
Last Purchase:
9 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 46% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1174

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Quality Posts



bubblegumbrandon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bubblegumbrandon

Big Bird is not so big anymore. o.O

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Lookout, childhood characters! Cheney is at it again!

kkangda


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kkangda

What will happen to Sesame Street now? D:

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Why would he kill a Chocobo? I've always wanted one as a pet; he should have just let me capture it

EDIT: WHOA why did I think it was a Chocobo? I didn't pay close attention to the feet. Proceed, kill that damn bird.

lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

And the week continues cheerful.

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Seriously, what is up with the Sesame Street free-for-all on Woot lately? Did everyone revert to being 5 years old and I got left out?

Azurett


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Azurett

lol, what is the dog doing? Shouldn't it be pointing at the bird?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

I bet he's already got Snuffy on his wall...

Sadly, only Big Bird could see it.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311

This is just wrong... and sad... and disturbing.... and part of me wants to get one...

SubBass49


quality posts: 3 Private Messages SubBass49

Wondering to myself how much Buffalo sauce it'd take to do up those wings...

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Sherlock Holmes is a jerk. J-E-R-K. Jerk.

aperfecttool72


quality posts: 7 Private Messages aperfecttool72

This shirt is brought to you by the letters U, S, F & W. Also, the number 7.

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

that's for killing Batibot

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman

If you put your ear to the shirt and get real quiet, you can hear the ghost of Jim Henson crying.

devyanks90


quality posts: 4 Private Messages devyanks90

Second hunting themed shirt in a row...

long live woottv

semisight


quality posts: 1 Private Messages semisight

Why's the dog there? The design would have been a lot cleaner without it. I like the idea, but that ruined it for me somehow.

funkygreenmonkee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages funkygreenmonkee

"B" is for buckshot, that's good enough for me...

barabajagle


quality posts: 2 Private Messages barabajagle

Did he miss with an earlier errant shot, and take a chunk out of the moon (located at approximately 8:37)?

I suppose that is completely possible, since we all know the moon is made of green cheese.

mybell


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mybell

The moon looks seriously impressed with the shot, meanwhile the dog is thinking "Are you serious, that is one Big Bird, oooh my poor neck."

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Oh my goodness, check out the face of the 'Man on the Moon.' I believe he's had some psychedelic drugs!!

Drugs are bad (for you and big birdies, Mmmmkay)! I mean, look what happened to homeskillet Cheney, for crying out loud!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Did I miss some kind of huge resurgance in the popularity of Muppets/Sesame Street? -scratches head- I'm starting to feel how my mom felt when bellbottoms came back into style.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

I imagine that hunter is going to need a bigger 'man den' for the mounting of such a egregious trophy!

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
bassanimation wrote:Did I miss some kind of huge resurgance in the popularity of Muppets/Sesame Street? -scratches head- I'm starting to feel how my mom felt when bellbottoms came back into style.



Omelets made greatosh, did they ever go out of style?!

And for the record, I have a hedgehog named 'Snuffleupagus,' as she likes to snuffle around.

hijimmy5


quality posts: 3 Private Messages hijimmy5
semisight wrote:Why's the dog there? The design would have been a lot cleaner without it. I like the idea, but that ruined it for me somehow.



LOL I agree. The dog just seems awkwardly out of place.

PsychedelicBreakfast


quality posts: 9 Private Messages PsychedelicBreakfast

Nothing about this shirt seems harmonious... it's as if the characters don't belong with each other on the same shirt, and why's the dog pointing in a completely different direction? Did he find another Muppet for his master to shoot? And another thing...

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24

Sherlock looks like he's getting a little old and senile, or is just as at annoyed 'Sunny Days...' as I am. When, oh when, will my children outrow oversized puppets?

Now if we can just get Holmes to take out Barney, and we're in business.

using_the_whole_fist


quality posts: 5 Private Messages using_the_whole_fist

kids sizes? my youngster could wear this to daycare...

professore


quality posts: 3 Private Messages professore
funkygreenmonkee wrote:"B" is for buckshot, that's good enough for me...



Actually, he would more likely be using birdshot. Your joke would still work, and people like me will be happy.

*not a real professor...

sailsagain


quality posts: 3 Private Messages sailsagain

This was clearly no hunting accident... Look at the size of that bird! And so close! It had to be self-defense.

paappraiser


quality posts: 8 Private Messages paappraiser

The thing that bothers me about big bird is the way the puppeteer is inside him. He can only move the mouth and one arm and is always bent over. (now your going to go to youtube and watch) The other arm is done with green screen or editing. Its always weird-ed me out on some level.

My childhood is riddled with nightmares of the count, cookie monster and the big yellow freak bird.

I can still remember the nightmares ... 35 years later.




MEH.. im tired of this

kelslee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kelslee

I almost bought this immediately just for the dog. Then I noticed that it was Big Bird and that ruined it. And the dog's lifted paw looks really weird.

But all that aside, I still kind of like it. So I'm going to sleep on it.

But....more dog shirts please!

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Does anyone else see the subtle innuendo that this shirt is "flipping the bird?"

hiplobonoxa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hiplobonoxa

my good friend, kermit love, was the creator of the original big bird. sadly, he passed away nearly two years ago. i know he would have gotten a kick out of this design. he had a great sense of humor when it came to the characters he had worked so hard on and loved so much.

now that i look more closely at the design, the white bearded hunter kind of reminds me of kermit. he did mention to me, on more than one occasion, a preference for the big bird from the 70s over the one that's currently on sesame street...

...not that that means anything. O=)

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/24/arts/24love.html

townfarmer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages townfarmer

His aim isn't the best, I see a chunk of the moon missing.

Townefarmer No farms No food

hiplobonoxa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hiplobonoxa
paappraiser wrote:He can only move the mouth and one arm and is always bent over. The other arm is done with green screen or editing. Its always weird-ed me out on some level.



both arms are actually controlled by the puppeteer's left arm via a wire that runs through a fixed point on big bird's neck. that's why one arm is always moving up as the other is moving down and the other way around. =)

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

"condition: snuff-y"

Easily the best condition in a long damn time.

paappraiser


quality posts: 8 Private Messages paappraiser
hiplobonoxa wrote:both arms are actually controlled by the puppeteer's left arm via a wire that runs through a fixed point on big bird's neck. that's why one arm is always moving up as the other is moving down and the other way around. =)



.. I never knew that... ... It take talent to operate that thing with you hand up in the air all day.

MEH.. im tired of this

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Within a minute or so, we're expecting to see One, yes 'One' Hunter and 'One' Hunting Dog trampled under the feet of 'One' enraged Mr. Snuffleupagus.

narhasan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages narhasan

The dog is clearly useless because you don't exactly have to flush Big Bird out of the reeds to see him. That and the dog is looking backwards so he's either blind or a Bowl of Cereal.