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Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
Arcanais
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1628

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Alex Solis + DK reference = Sell Out.


I bet this will be gone by 10am.

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Look at that tasty sandwich.

LOOK AT IT

colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Even Donkey Kong has gotta eat, I suppose.

-Matt Colin

wootasourous


quality posts: 119 Private Messages wootasourous

He better be eating Banana bread or else I'm going bananas in here.

Frostbiter


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Frostbiter

*gasp* A videogame related shirt! I'm hoping that is a banana sandwich.

Johnnya475


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Johnnya475

This has a very Perry Bible Fellowship feel to it, and I like that. I miss that comic.

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dernst_ca1


quality posts: 37 Private Messages dernst_ca1

very nice

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Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

What's he drinking there? Looks like some tasty Mario juice.

Johnnya475


quality posts: 14 Private Messages Johnnya475
Frostbiter wrote:*gasp* A videogame related shirt! I'm hoping that is a banana sandwich.



There's always money in the banana sandwich.

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chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

DID YOU KNOW?

In the original Donkey Kong game, Mario was known as "Jumpman" and was a carpenter instead of a plumber.

NOW YOU KNOW!

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

This gorilla looks like the victim of a terrible ape-fighting operation (as evidence by unsightly grimace and unusual scar on rightside of the face).

This PSA wants you to remember: Just say know to animal cruelty, everyone!

odysseyroc


quality posts: 33 Private Messages odysseyroc

This shirt will keep you from getting chumpatized.





JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
chrisprender wrote:DID YOU KNOW?

In the original Donkey Kong game, Mario was known as "Jumpman" and was a carpenter instead of a plumber.

NOW YOU KNOW!



veronikaa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages veronikaa

don't mind the fact of a gorilla munching on sandwich on a steel foundation.. but the second barrel just floating around bothers me :S

brendan948725


quality posts: 39 Private Messages brendan948725

This reminds me of Billy Madison-- Snak Paks and Donkey Kong at lunch time.



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HEATrunner00


quality posts: 2 Private Messages HEATrunner00

EPIC!!! In for 1
I have the sudden urge to grab a hammer and beat the crap out of the guy how stole my girl...

KidKobun


quality posts: 6 Private Messages KidKobun

Hope that's a paid union break you're taking there, Mr. Kong. If not, get back to throwin' them barrels. They ain't gonna throw themselves ya' know.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

I'm really on the fence with this one. On the one hand it is pretty funny. On the other hand, for some reason, the fact the ape doesn't look more like Donkey Kong is upsetting.

mickael


quality posts: 5 Private Messages mickael

If any of you haven't seen the documentary King of Kong you really should. Especially if you buy this shirt.

theproblem


quality posts: 0 Private Messages theproblem

just copped mines epic win

ravicai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ravicai

This reminds me of that old photo of the steelworkers on top of that steel girder. The one taken during the depression.

This one;
http://couchtrip.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/lewis_hine_phot_nyc_empire.jpg

Mahjongman


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Mahjongman
chrisprender wrote:DID YOU KNOW?

In the original Donkey Kong game, Mario was known as "Jumpman" and was a carpenter instead of a plumber.

NOW YOU KNOW!



AND the name comes from the notoriously bad translations found in many Japanese-English dictionaries. They wanted to call it "Stubborn Ape", so they looked up "stubborn" and were given the english "donkey" and looked up "ape" and were given the english "kong."

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

I heard this guy's cousin Donkey Kong was lucky enough to get a management position.

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oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000
Mahjongman wrote:AND the name comes from the notoriously bad translations found in many Japanese-English dictionaries. They wanted to call it "Stubborn Ape", so they looked up "stubborn" and were given the english "donkey" and looked up "ape" and were given the english "kong."



The first i knew, the second i did not.

This i do know:
Mario was named after a person who was hassling the then failing Nintendo of America for rent.
Luigi was named after the group's favorite pizza parlor.

dangerhaus


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dangerhaus

seeming's believeming...

or sommething.

the ha is silent - i'm laughing on the inside

alexmdc


quality posts: 8 Private Messages alexmdc

wooop it's up for sale!!!!

dangerhaus


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dangerhaus
HEATrunner00 wrote:EPIC!!! In for 1
I have the sudden urge to grab a hammer and beat the crap out of the guy how stole my girl...



the guy how stole your girl? perhaps his was bigger.

seeming's believeming... must be contagious.

the ha is silent - i'm laughing on the inside

comcats


quality posts: 1 Private Messages comcats

http://www.pophistorydig.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/1943-rosie-riv-satevepost-nw.jpg

Bonzo the Riveter

Art Benson

stormbreakerster


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stormbreakerster

How did this get past the "no-video-game-reference-forever-and-ever-until-the-end-of-eternity" rule? :O

svgarcia415


quality posts: 0 Private Messages svgarcia415
JadenKale wrote:Alex Solis + DK reference = Sell Out.


I bet this will be gone by 10am.



I wouldn't be so sure. The population of wooters at large many times will not recognize greatness, or at least not with their wallet. I thought Alex Solis' shirt "the original b-boy" would sell out, but it didn't.

http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=13247

fourpawprints


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fourpawprints

"Can't you SEEM I'm off the clock right now?" Great to see you guys use spell checker instead of real humans to edit your descriptions.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
svgarcia415 wrote:I wouldn't be so sure. The population of wooters at large many times will not recognize greatness, or at least not with their wallet. I thought Alex Solis' shirt "the original b-boy" would sell out, but it didn't.

http://shirt.woot.com/Friends.aspx?k=13247



I always have faith in Alex's designs.

peety69


quality posts: 0 Private Messages peety69

Awesome design =)
My first purchase and I had to buy two.
One for me and the other for the BF.

Yikes we never do matching anything but there is always a first.

Artemus311


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Artemus311

It's an angry ape sitting on a steel girder relaxing next to some barrels eating a sammich. So, is it really video game related?! ;)
Cool design! Bought.
www.1UPshirts.com has some video game related shirts, too.

drew562


quality posts: 1 Private Messages drew562

I have a slight problem with this shirt. Donkey Kong didn't wear a tie until Donkey Kong Country. Otherwise a great design.

redeemer1113


quality posts: 0 Private Messages redeemer1113

I need to put money in the bank account for this shirt. T_T

Knowing is half the battle! the rest is 25% blue lasers, 25% red lasers.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Fun! Great colors too.

::tempted::

dfaris


quality posts: 8 Private Messages dfaris

It's a shame the gorilla is so effing ugly.

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Certain plumbers would do best to watch out; apes are omnivores.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!