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Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
psychratic
Last Wooter to Woot:
wendyb0
Last Purchase:
14 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
16307

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I wonder which turtle is the teacher's pet?

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

I don't know why they let that punk blue turtle teach a class.

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

HAH! I get to keep the farm!!

Congrats! I knew the Kart fans wouldn't let this one go by.

I still want to punch the blueshell....PUNCH!!!

BradBManUtd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BradBManUtd

Totally dig it! I'm down for 1

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

*curses vehemently*

I stayed up for this...

Is it just me, or does the write-up lack its usual luster? Seems kinda...droning.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

Ah yes, the Blue Shell of DOOM.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

I'm glad to see these turtles trying to educate themselves on the danger of cars.

I just helped a turtle across the road today, as a matter of fact. Remember to always take them the way they're already going!

parrotworks


quality posts: 16 Private Messages parrotworks

Congrats. My teenage daughter is in for one just to put salt in my wound

wontons


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wontons

in for 1

doodahbtfcc13


quality posts: 20 Private Messages doodahbtfcc13

Ooooh blue turtle shell..how I loathe thee.
That blue-shelled turtle better hope he never meets me in a dark alley. We have a score to settle!

dopey5007


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dopey5007

I w00ted


~D

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

"Blue shell: The great equalizer."

You can go ahead and put that on my Mario Kart tombstone.

EinnaFK


quality posts: 8 Private Messages EinnaFK

Speaking as a correctional lenses wearer, glasses would be extremely unhelpful if you were racing down Star Road to sabotage first place. Goggles. Prescription goggles. That's what you need Mr. Turtle.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
Harui wrote:Ah yes, the Blue Shell of DOOM.



Clearly you can see (from his kind demeanor) the Blue Shell is just misunderstood.

AGrant311


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AGrant311
Draug wrote:*curses vehemently*

I stayed up for this...

Is it just me, or does the write-up lack its usual luster? Seems kinda...droning.



Quality post, and if it was Facebook, Like button.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Wait, there are live turtles inside those shells when you fire them? That's kinda cruel, because the blue ones blow up on impact these days. (and the others eventually crumble away)

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
chrisprender wrote:"Blue shell: The great equalizer."

You can go ahead and put that on my Mario Kart tombstone.



Oh my goodness, please describe!

bmxjimp


quality posts: 38 Private Messages bmxjimp

Class is still in session: Dodging the Blue Shell


My username didn't change to jimp for my birthday, but I understand. Thanks, we're good!

brendan948725


quality posts: 39 Private Messages brendan948725

My hunch is that the red shell turtle is the "A" student here. The green shell turtle just seems a little aimless...



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bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Stay "awy" from the mushrooms? Did that missing 'a' get ahead of the rest of the words via warp pipe?

Tacogrande


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tacogrande

"They Filled All The Pipes With Asphalt But Somehow That Jerk Kept Getting In" very witty woot I love it.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
MissJamieD wrote:Oh my goodness, please describe!



The blue shell always targets the first place player in Mario Kart. Non-first place racers (and usually last place racers) can use this weapon to take out the first place player. If the attack is well-timed, that can be enough to steal the lead.

I can't even count the number of races I've led for 95%, only to be taken out by a blue shell seconds before reaching the finish line.

mstrglen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mstrglen

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Do you think the turtle used its mouth to write on the chalkboard? Maybe, it's a spike used to etch the picture into the chalkboard? *shudder*

ExoCorsair


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ExoCorsair

I came to this page, I saw the turtles and thought, "Hey, ramyb again!"

Then I saw an ad on the page that read, "You don't deserve this!"

And then I struggled to agree with the ad. :/

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD
chrisprender wrote:The blue shell always targets the first place player in Mario Kart. Non-first place racers (and usually last place racers) can use this weapon to take out the first place player. If the attack is well-timed, that can be enough to steal the lead.

I can't even count the number of races I've led for 95%, only to be taken out by a blue shell seconds before reaching the finish line.



Thanks! I'm not spiffy on the Mario Kart tactics (as, for one reason or another, I'm often a little discombobulated while racing).

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

I own too many woot mario shirts to buy this one. Funny design though

Macdonnie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Macdonnie

A smile on my face ^_^ and now to break out my 64 and kick it old style!

prateeko


quality posts: 70 Private Messages prateeko

You know why there's no Lightening Bolt there?

Because what he's got can't be learned. You either have it, or you don't. And let me tell you, not even the Blue Shell has 'IT'

raspberryfh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages raspberryfh

Drink your milk, and when you grow up, you, too, may have a spikey shell!

alanbbent


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alanbbent

Oh man. The blue one too often DOESN'T swerve around any karts, it just plows straight through anyone in its way.

In for one, it will make a great b-day present for my Mario Kart crazed roommate.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

Too bad these critters are so cute. It is sad to think that most will end up as a quick snack to a long-tongued dinosaur.

Usedtabe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Usedtabe

Congrats to the winner. I personally give up on shirt.woot.

Silent Seahorse was the best looking design IMO.

Copernicus27


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Copernicus27

The shirt would have been better had it been green and red koopa troopas being taught their unique movements by a paratroopa.

kossorihana


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kossorihana

I keep buying these Mario shirts for my 2 year old. They're too big for him, but Mario is his superhero! The originality here is so much better than any lisenced Nintendo product. Future designs need more Luigi though. And Toad.

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
MissJamieD wrote:Do you think the turtle used its mouth to write on the chalkboard? Maybe, it's a spike used to etch the picture into the chalkboard? *shudder*



That literally sent chills up and down my spine as I read it....before it even sank in what you said. DON'T.DO.THAT.AGAIN!!! sheesh!

May the Crap be with you all!!!

kimvy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kimvy
bassanimation wrote:HAH! I get to keep the farm!!

Congrats! I knew the Kart fans wouldn't let this one go by.

I still want to punch the blueshell....PUNCH!!!



Looking forward to buying yours tomorrow.

fd2blk78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fd2blk78

Woot T's are the best. I have like 14 of them.

sumosahilattack


quality posts: 6 Private Messages sumosahilattack
brendan948725 wrote:My hunch is that the red shell turtle is the "A" student here. The green shell turtle just seems a little aimless...



LOL hahahhaha