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Poison Apple

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
strahdd
Last Wooter to Woot:
LadyHeidi
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 22% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
4196

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



BetterThanTheRest


quality posts: 4 Private Messages BetterThanTheRest

This shirt is MACTACULAR!

Odds are, I probably already bought today's Shirt Woot... hahaha. I <3 Threadless :D If you need discounts for TL, just PM me! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THREADLESS, I DO NOT WORK FOR THEM, I DO NOT REALLY CARE ABOUT THEM. I JUST LIKE GOOD LOOKING DESIGNER SHIRTS AND I LIKE PAYING GOOD PRICES !!!

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Apple killing speed? Ehh...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

You can clean up that apple mess with an iPad really easily.


It's not like you'd waste anything, those things are garbage anyhow.

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

I guess my first reaction is that Apple doesn't support flash.




colinm09


quality posts: 70 Private Messages colinm09

Looks like Macs are very good at killing speed...

-Matt Colin

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Does this mean that Steve Jobs is the wicked queen?

Shinespark


quality posts: 33 Private Messages Shinespark
Xihix wrote:Apple killing speed? Ehh...



/facepalm.
That's the Flash.

strider096


quality posts: 0 Private Messages strider096
strider096 wrote:I dont get it...



I get it now.

teronzhul


quality posts: 1 Private Messages teronzhul

I'm a nerd and it still took me a while to get.

Turc


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Turc

Flash! Ahhhh, savior of the universe!

But, apparently Apple doesn't like Queen's music...

Bandrik


quality posts: 77 Private Messages Bandrik

This has been an ongoing debate and heated discussion over at Icrontic.com for quite some time. I'm going to have to get this, pronto, to wear at the next Icrontic Expo.

Hell, one of their latest articles was Five reasons why you don't need a Mac, and they were five VERY compelling reasons.

strahdd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages strahdd

I love this shirt. Bought it as soon as I saw it.

Woot, i was the first sucker.

jackmcdowell


quality posts: 18 Private Messages jackmcdowell

So good! Apple doesn't support flash

chaosamoeba


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chaosamoeba

For those not in the know...

Initial Adobe commentary:
http://www.mikechambers.com/blog/2010/04/20/on-adobe-flash-cs5-and-iphone-applications/

Steve Job's thoughts:
http://www.apple.com/hotnews/thoughts-on-flash/

Adobe, moving on:
http://blogs.adobe.com/conversations/2010/04/moving_forward.html

** EDIT ** added hyperlinks and headings

AJLo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AJLo

Hahahahahahaha .... I see what you did there... very nice. Quite topical, too... well played sir! Nice design!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

For those who don't get it, here's Steve Jobs's open letter on why the iPhone and iPad don't support Adobe Flash Player:

http://www.apple.com/hotnews/thoughts-on-flash/

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But so does running at the speed of light.

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Is this Woot's half-arsed attempt to appease us for not printing the [much cleverer] Flash/blender shirt from the Double-Take?

Sorry Woot, consider me thoroughly unimpressed.

amandatory


quality posts: 5 Private Messages amandatory

He must have been a PC.

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix
Shinespark wrote:/facepalm.
That's the Flash.



Well duh. And what is the Flash good at being?

NebNeb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NebNeb

Pure Genius!!

chaseardoin7


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chaseardoin7

AWESOME!


Posted and bought from my iPad.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
chaosamoeba wrote:For those not in the know...

http://www.apple.com/hotnews/thoughts-on-flash/



Ah, you beat me to it.

girtonman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages girtonman

Ah, beaten to the punch

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
chrisprender wrote:Does this mean that Steve Jobs is the wicked queen?



It could end with an M. Night Shyamalan ending and be Bill Gates.

Kulith


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kulith

Apple wishes it was killing flash...

Lets face it though, flash > apple anyday.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Who really eats white, hardened apples? Quite frankly, the guy was asking for food poisoning.

wielenga1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wielenga1

love it, might have to pick up a couple

uncchris


quality posts: 6 Private Messages uncchris

I don't think Steve Jobs will be buying this shirt.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

So that's why my friend died when he touched the Apple logo... apparently a touch was enough to kill him, not even a bite. And apparently, he was related to Flash

bigexxon


quality posts: 9 Private Messages bigexxon

This is full of awesome and win.

AJLo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages AJLo

Here's a few more articles to shed light on the situation:

http://www.pcworld.com/article/193540/ipad_proves_that_apple_wants_to_kill_flash.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2243422

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-20002116-17.html

DarthNinja


quality posts: 10 Private Messages DarthNinja

Awesome.
Just awesome.

Bog of carp anyone?

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

i just think its interesting that flash's right foot looks like a banana

rawfish


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rawfish

Hilarious! I'm buying 1 for my friend S. Jobs!

terrenceistheman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages terrenceistheman

I wonder if this will come in time to wear for the WWDC? May have to overnight this one.

farvegnugen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages farvegnugen

Ha ha...well done sir.

JeffQ


quality posts: 6 Private Messages JeffQ

I don't suppose this is a special mock-turtleneck version of the standard Woot Tee?

thewronggrape


quality posts: 49 Private Messages thewronggrape

Wow, this has got to be one of the nerdiest shirts I have seen here on Woot. Unfortunately in my circle of friends, no one would get the meaning of this shirt and I would grow tired of having to explain it every time I wore it.