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The Subway

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
ph15h
Last Wooter to Woot:
mmackin
Last Purchase:
6 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 34% of Shirt Woots
Bottom 46% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
619

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

Interesting... I was just eating a Subway sandwich...

jmmbell1987


quality posts: 78 Private Messages jmmbell1987

As a vegetarian, I couldn't ride on this subway.

Congrats, Randyotter!

hedgey


quality posts: 1 Private Messages hedgey

Great art, not digging the cream colour.

Reminds me of a sauce we shall not name.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 100 Private Messages CaptainWes

That looks like one messy commute.

Also, Cream? Blargh. Cream goes terrible with subs.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Is this shirt in celebration of the big news that Subway will now start tessellating its cheese triangles?

http://consumerist.com/2010/06/this-is-not-a-test---subway-says-it-definitely-will-start-tessellating-cheese-july-1.html

handheldrebellion


quality posts: 0 Private Messages handheldrebellion

Oh, I get it.

zachmedia


quality posts: 4 Private Messages zachmedia

I want to know, would the passengers get on top of the sandwich or in between the tomato and the lettuce? Either way not an especially comfortable ride.

That's How Sue Cs It

dodged


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dodged

Where's Jared?

Puddytoes


quality posts: 7 Private Messages Puddytoes

LMAO @ the artist description

Love, Luck and Lollipops!

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

ideally I would like to see Jared from Subway in this shirt whilst on a train...

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Yes, I admit to laughter. More travel on your lunch break is a good thing, right?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

In case you're curious, these are the best sandwiches in the world:

http://www.picklebarrelmt.com/

slyphox


quality posts: 6 Private Messages slyphox

Clearly not a genuine Subway sub. The cheeses do not follow the new isosceles layout formation. Also the bread is not cut in the Subway approved method.

Still looks mighty tasty though.

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
— Jeremy Clarkson

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

Dangit! I always miss the 9am Turkey Swiss Club to Grand Central.

imtheunknown176


quality posts: 0 Private Messages imtheunknown176

Those malnourished people look like they've been on Jared's diet far too long.

bprusk


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bprusk

They must have one hell of a rat problem

GitEmSteveDave


quality posts: 17 Private Messages GitEmSteveDave
hedgey wrote:Great art, not digging the cream colour.

Reminds me of a sauce we shall not name.



I think I went through the desert on that.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Remember when Subway used to carve a bread valley for the ingredients, rather than just slicing the bread in half?

*sigh*

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

Oh god, Randy.

Good luck man, but if you're frustrated with Threadless, you're gonna have a conniption here.

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Something tells me that 'sub' isn't safe. Green olives are not to be trusted.

ctdietz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ctdietz

$5 dollar Wormsign

Ohai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Ohai

I like the :3 faces.

Even though they make the conductor and woman look brain dead. 3:

hd2002


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hd2002

Wow, surprisingly large volume of sales in Illinois, I am sure it has nothing to do with the Stanley cup win

SarahPants5


quality posts: 6 Private Messages SarahPants5

I just learned they are making changes to the subway line near me, but I don't think this is what they had in mind...

wootfast


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wootfast

Staff

This looks yummy!
But why does it look more like a Schlotzsky's sandwich?

dannyox718


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dannyox718

My local subways never pile it on that high. But then no one rides them on rails either...

veronikaa


quality posts: 2 Private Messages veronikaa

take me to the veggie station, please!

CrispyTangelo


quality posts: 6 Private Messages CrispyTangelo

And once a year one must ride the collosal sandwich into the jaws of the great beast as an offering.

auggie24


quality posts: 23 Private Messages auggie24
If you’re really fat. The jokes kind of write themselves at that point.



As a nice sized young guy, guess I am out...

I kinda like the visual pun, but I am not 100% sold on this as a shirt.

fftkrazee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fftkrazee

Wow, I was JUST about to start on a similar design. Heh.

Cute design though.

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

after getting 100% whole wheat sandwich thins. I can say that I'll never eat a sandwich with that much bread again.thank god.
but it's a nice design compared to the last 2? 3 or 4?

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

I'd rather ride a hoagie, or perhaps even a grinder.

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

What are the chances of getting a discount on my sub if I'm wearing one?

Drakxxx


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Drakxxx

In my best John Lovitz voice:

"EAT FREEEEEESH!"


CharliePrince


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CharliePrince

The worst would be if you were the last one in and getting stuck in between a juicy pickle and a rotten tomato.

On second thought, the worst thing would be caught wearing this shirt while the guy who bought "bling of the dead" with his girlfriend with "westside witch" are laughing at you for buying the only shirt on here worse than their's in a long time.

So it is boughten.... So it must be paid off with a second job!

theinfinityloop


quality posts: 6 Private Messages theinfinityloop

Congrats, Randy! And I just spent a lot of last weekend on a subway so that makes this all the more tempting, lol.


CharliePrince


quality posts: 15 Private Messages CharliePrince

Oh Shirt.Woot, how I miss thee.
Our relationship must be put on pause until....

You stop smoking weed and start choosing shirt designs that I can be proud of to wear in public in order to profess my love for thou

I know, I know, these designs may antagonize an "lol" out of you at first. Perhaps they lure you in with their fuzzy feel, metallic ink, or off color patterns, but alas I warn thee, discontinue the drugs and take another look in the morning.

For these last few days it is as if you present me with a torn up, eaten down, thrown back up version of our initial love that started when I purchased 3 of the top 10 on the list to be reckoned.

Don't let our love be reckoned away, I will save thee, but only after you change into what you were when we met.

So it is boughten.... So it must be paid off with a second job!

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

My grandfather used to say, "The only good marine is a submarine".

He also used try to wind his digital watch...




deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

Going into any Subway will cause infinite confusion and create a small black hole to form which devours everything around it.

Creative shirt, simple and cutesy.