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Congrats CMDixon!

I hate it when that happens, those guys are impossible to get back in there. You'll probably have to buy a whole new table.

I didn't know Spock Legos knew how to play soccer.

Do they play w/ two balls in outer space?

Congrats, especially from someone one town over from me.

I really wish those were actually fuseball players though and not aliens. Make the shirt better I think.

But oh well.

Why does the scoreboard say "GOOOAAALLL!!!" when the ball is right behind him?

What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?

That has got to be one of the lowest vote totals for a print in a while.

Regardless, congrats CMDixon!

The writeup mentions "8 million credits". So apparently this is in the Star Wars universe?

Please ....Stop.....Soccer......Shirts

chrisprender wrote:The writeup mentions "8 million credits". So apparently this is in the Star Wars universe?

Mass Effect uses credits too.

chrisprender wrote:Why does the scoreboard say "GOOOAAALLL!!!" when the ball is right behind him?

Because he twirl-kicked so hard it bounced back out? Either that or he laid a little victory egg.

longest time to first woot i've seen ever.

Well, I suppose spinach is to blame for the escapee aliens ultra strength?

Otherwise, I hope someone clues in all those other players that escape is just not that complicated.

jmmbell1987 wrote:Mass Effect uses credits too.

I haven't played it, but I'm going to say that means that Mass Effect is in the Star Wars universe too.

SCORE. Nicely done.

bluejester wrote:What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?

That is the piece of the belt thing that had him attached to the pole!

bluejester wrote:What is the weird snake-like thing behind the happy alien?

See the tape around the legs of the other players? Yeah, that.

lonelypond wrote:SCORE. Nicely done.

Don't you mean: SCOOOOOOOOOOORE

it would be better if it was celebrating with shirt over the head...

TheFlyingLime wrote:Because he twirl-kicked so hard it bounced back out? Either that or he laid a little victory egg.

Well, I'm going to have to say that that soccer ball, I mean... victory egg is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen!

If I had a soccer ball of that color, I'd play all the time. SO glorious!

Shouldn't the color be Astroturf Green?

MissJamieD wrote:Don't you mean: SCOOOOOOOOOOORE

Exactly

Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?

Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?

Let us count the fails for the above post:

1)Counting of fails (Who even says fail?)
2)It's Rod Blagojevich
3)You probably could have stopped at 5.

Sorry, I'm having a bad night. Wasn't expecting this shirt to make it. -Adam

mkentosh wrote:Please ....Stop.....Soccer......Shirts

why I like the Soccer shirts! Its World Cup Man! Woot! I ordered the first one but not the previous and im not diggin this one either. but still kinda fun. . . do you think they will have Soccer shirts all Month with the world cup lasting all month.

Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?

I just want to add 2 more fails.

8. The fact that you over analyzed this shirt to that extent leads me to believe you color coordinate your sock drawer before you alphabetize it.

9. Lastly the second fail is that I actually read all your bullet points, I sort of agreed, and then to show my macho self not to be outdone I posted this..... Go displaying pride to overcompensate for low self esteem!

j1232 wrote:do you think they will have Soccer shirts all Month with the world cup lasting all month.

(in my best stoner in the back seat during the opening Super Troopers scene impression.)

Please NO!

This isn't right. I wasn't supposed to print this week. I was fully expecting to purchase "That's how we play it in the Milky Way!" today.

I'd like to send a big thank you to the voters.

To those wishing they were normal foosball players, I totally agree. I really would have preferred they not been aliens. I debated about whether to keep the ball or not, but I felt it was important to include. The way I see it, he either he kicked it so hard that it bounced out of the goal or they reset during his extended celebration.

Thanks again everybody!

Wow. Futuristic Foosball sure brings out the hooligan in us all.

Wow voting for this derby was sort of crazy. There was a 300+ vote difference between 1st, 2nd, and even 3rd. Neats.

Anyway congratulation on the print CMdixon2!

Buck Mulligan wrote:2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.

2] For all you know, it could be a hologram.
3] Maybe it was painted on there. It is possible.
4] For now. Who knows what kind of borderline insane things scientists will be able to do in the year 5000? It could also just be the team's logo.

theflakeman wrote:Who knows what kind of borderline insane things scientists will be able to do in the year 5000?

• Indeed. I do believe it's time, once again, to take a look into the future.
  
  
[eyebrow quirk] ...the future, Conan?


• That's right, Andy. It's time we all took a look into the future. All the way... to the year 5000.
  

Buck Mulligan wrote:Let us count the fails:

1) ball still on field, player celebrating goal
2) over the field scoreboard? really? If so, I'd expect something fancier in the year 5000.
3) ball has hexegon pattern? I've never seen a foosball like that.
4) aliens have Saturn logo. chances of anything living on Saturn: zero.
5) aliens will look like a cross between Spock, Rob Bogoyevitch, and The Great Gazoo? seriously?
6) aliens will have human features, except no fingers, just clasping stumps.
7) are these aliens very tiny and humans have enslaved them? or is this the fate God has for us all?

You've never seen a foosball that's painted like a soccer ball? Was that sarcasm?

Nice! Congrats Cmdixon

cmdixon2 wrote:This isn't right. I wasn't supposed to print this week. I was fully expecting to purchase "That's how we play it in the Milky Way!" today.

I'd like to send a big thank you to the voters.

To those wishing they were normal foosball players, I totally agree. I really would have preferred they not been aliens. I debated about whether to keep the ball or not, but I felt it was important to include. The way I see it, he either he kicked it so hard that it bounced out of the goal or they reset during his extended celebration.

Thanks again everybody!

I feel sorry that your print won't probably sell well considering how the voting turned out, but at least it's a pleasant surprise, eh?

Either way, I liked the print a lot, and I think we are all as surprised as you are! I look forward to your next designs in the derbies to come, since the art for this is rather snazzy if constrained by the competition.

I'm glad this derby is finally over with and at least one decent sold out shirt came from it (I thought none would sell out). The next one looks rather promising.