indihar


quality posts: 7 Private Messages indihar

I thought Johnny Carson always said that Abe Lincoln was the one President you couldn't make jokes about?

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
NameyMcName wrote:Man, Abe Lincoln shirts and potential for offense seem to go hand-in-hand.



Well you know Abe. He was never known to be a very witty guy. Terrible sense of humor, that dude.

draigun


quality posts: 13 Private Messages draigun

draw image with bears => design gets instantly printed on woot => ??? => profit

not that that's a bad thing.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

I thought it was Davy Crockett who killed a "bar".

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Did anyone click on the link next to George Washington's name in the 'Don't Wear' slot? It's amazing!!!

I vote for a Abe vs. George Battle Royale shirt, please?!

EdtheSpoonyBard


quality posts: 5 Private Messages EdtheSpoonyBard

In the future, American History Textbooks will use this image to explain the Cold War to 6th Graders.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

One bear alone ripped to shreds by Abe can produce enough fabric to help make 35 Teddy Ruxpins. You can bet three dead grizzlies plus one cranky Lincoln makes for many an orphanage full of satisfied rug-spun children!

fftkrazee


quality posts: 3 Private Messages fftkrazee

Kickass design.

If only there were some beets and battlestar galactica.

bigdaddy24


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bigdaddy24

awesome!

cake eater


quality posts: 5 Private Messages cake eater

they only called him "honest abe" cause he was judging roosterfights. sorry if this was already pointed out. im in for 2.

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mortong


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mortong
indihar wrote:I thought Johnny Carson always said that Abe Lincoln was the one President you couldn't make jokes about?



You can when you're pointing out how ridiculously badass he was.

Jeus


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Jeus

i thought it was davy crocket that killed him a bear when he was only 3 not old abe

(8:11 AM, 7/9/2010) Jeus framed the first letter of its kind

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 56 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

"We made it 35 posts before MathUhhhSaurus cracked the first pun."

or did I? ;D

actually, by trying to make a pun, I managed to figure out the correct spelling of, "unbearable." (I am a horrible speller, but I have spell check on my browser)

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
AdderXYU wrote:"well, we totally screwed you over in that last derby by printing totally off-theme tees that robbed you of a deserving print or two, but we're happy to toss a grand at another design of yours. But make it have something popular, like abe lincoln"



I was thinking this too. Of all things not to print in the last round of EC's... they could have easily picked up some of those pieces, first.

KarenMarie


quality posts: 19 Private Messages KarenMarie
mattlscc wrote:I like the design even though I'm not sure I get it.... good colors.



I don't get it either. The genius of this artist is lost on me. I like the color of the tee shirt tho.

dkalnz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dkalnz

Hot damn thats bad ass.

revee25


quality posts: 0 Private Messages revee25
sophiecabra wrote:Those are black bears.


Guys. GUYS.


Those are BLACK BEARS.



Yeah, I thought the same thing lol. Should have used polar bears, I guess.

alexmdc


quality posts: 7 Private Messages alexmdc
MBrulla wrote:Y'know...I'm tempted to buy this and wear it around Milwaukee just in the chance that the artist may see it and feel good about themselves.

Instead, Alex Solis, if you see me let me know who you are and I'll buy you a beer.



haha free beer sounds good!

Mojomancer


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mojomancer

I fell off my seat laughing so hard.
That video on the link should never have been allowed to exist.

alexmdc


quality posts: 7 Private Messages alexmdc

thanx guys, in no way are the bears related to race, just showing how badass abe is :D

kevisteochiu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kevisteochiu

three bear lincoln shirt? nais

thamill


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thamill

whoever wrote that is the biggest dumbass ive ever seen, to say anything relating to the fact that Lincoln was anything but a hero just makes you look like an spoon. you saying anything like this makes you sound like slavery was and is a good thing you racist jackass

Tyler Hamill

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
thamill wrote:whoever wrote that is the biggest dumbass ive ever seen, to say anything relating to the fact that Lincoln was anything but a hero just makes you look like an spoon. you saying anything like this makes you sound like slavery was and is a good thing you racist jackass



Woot's Legal Department wrote:Product narratives are for entertainment purposes and frequently employ literary point of view; the narratives do not express Woot's editorial opinion. Aside from literary abuse, your use of this site also subjects you to Woot's terms of use and privacy policy.




That is all....

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ
JadenKale wrote:That is all....



"Ping, ping, PING!", "Ricochet Rabbit!" good one jaden. a lesson for all who woot. read the legal disclaimers before you spout off..

aceatmind


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aceatmind

If it was George Washington, I would totally buy two.

Jestik


quality posts: 50 Private Messages Jestik

Mr. Lincoln
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see that?

that means I like it. I like it enough to have bought it.


yeah.


nice job Alex, love your stuff.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Boy, it's good to see a shirt that shows what it really is like in the wilds of Indiana and Illinois, even today!

Draug


quality posts: 69 Private Messages Draug

Three Bear Lincoln is the new Three Wolf Moon.

The enemy's gate is down.
Writers are people too! (Albeit strange ones.)
Save Poe! Reckon Nevermore! Or he'll be head-locked forevermore!

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

Wow, judging by the tone of the write-up, someone at Woot got up on the wrong side of the bed before composing it. Yipes!

meesta3k


quality posts: 0 Private Messages meesta3k

I'm a little surprised to see Abe wrestling bears. I always thought twinks were more his type.

katreenz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages katreenz
AdderXYU wrote:Well you know Abe. He was never known to be a very witty guy. Terrible sense of humor, that dude.



Blah blah blah pot something something kettle.

spinalgrail


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spinalgrail

Nice subtle move with the condition of this shirt. Funny stuff.

valianteffort


quality posts: 29 Private Messages valianteffort

Someone should show this shirt to Conan O'Brien.

spicyflavor


quality posts: 5 Private Messages spicyflavor

"If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide."

lemurtx


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lemurtx
paigeg wrote:Wow, judging by the tone of the write-up, someone at Woot got up on the wrong side of the bed before composing it. Yipes!



They're practicing for a job with the Texas board of education writing history textbooks.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Felicidade amigo!

Your work it's amazing!

nanciejeanne


quality posts: 5 Private Messages nanciejeanne
MissJamieD wrote:Did anyone click on the link next to George Washington's name in the 'Don't Wear' slot? It's amazing!!!

I vote for a Abe vs. George Battle Royale shirt, please?!



YES!! Awesome link! George Washington...he's comin', he's comin'


and I bet he's a little miffed about this shirt here on the Woot. All the fanboys talkin' about Abe being all tough! You better watch your back A-Linc!

spicyflavor


quality posts: 5 Private Messages spicyflavor

This is one of the 2 shirts that I wanted from this guy. Love his art.. I bought the Donkey Kong 'lunch break' one too. The one I want the most is this one. It's awesome.

lovelybones


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lovelybones

Finally a shirt which is worthy of the gods. This shirt shows clearly not just one or two but three bears being fought off by the glorious President Lincoln with his bare hands. Nothing could be more visually arresting than the mighty President holding his own against these giant beasts.

BootsBoots


quality posts: 35 Private Messages BootsBoots

Ahahaha! I love Lincoln. Especially when he's being badass.