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Wow this is super nerdy. And awesome.
Argh!I wanted Napoleon or Review shirt!
Nice design tho Pat! Not something I'd wear, but pretty cool.
For all his magical enchantments, he just couldn't save against getting laid off.
I have no idea what this shirt means. Would someone care to explain?
Oh nice. I can only assume that this design was specifically printed on a fire-proof shirt?
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spicyflavor wrote:Wow this is super nerdy. And awesome.
There is a large contingent on woot whose equation seems to be nerdy=awesome, with absolutely no exceptions.
Jestik wrote:I have no idea what this shirt means. Would someone care to explain?
It's an RPG joke. Fire can do some hella damage and you need to build up fire resistance to survive. Also, it helps to not get fired in today's economy.
/recovered ex-WoW player.
I'm going to roll a d20 to see if I'm going to buy this shirt. Oh. Rolled a 1.
So my elf paladin doesn't buy this shirt but owes shirt.woot 10 dollars anyways.
Most of my gamer buddies work for the government, so now I can at least somewhat approach their levels of job security with this.
I'm sure Patrickspens is tough and all, but shouldn't that be 5d10+25 hit points?
I have a hard time believing this, and I'm pretty sure you joked your way to a quality post.
"Resist Fire +30": In gaming, meaning that you have a super strong resistance against damage from fire.
"Shirt of ...": In gaming, the shirt might give the wearer certain powers.
A play on words between being "fired" (laid off from work)... leads to the Shirt of Continued Employment... Resist Fire +30.
Might not make sense if, where you live, being "fired" is not a common term, but being made "redundant" is.
Glowy (yep, mood: articulate has arrived)
parvin wrote:I'm sure Patrickspens is tough and all, but shouldn't that be 5d10+25 hit points?
I think for the sake of simplicity, this works fine. The other way would be too cluttered, imho.
mrwednesday wrote:I have a hard time believing this, and I'm pretty sure you joked your way to a quality post.
Even though I sensed it wasn't genuine, I decided to take the bait anyway, just to be sure.
ah, rpg jokes... they give me such a warm feeling...
This shirt would be super useful if your boss was also a dragon.
In addition to fire, any guy who wears this shirt will have a +50 resistance to female encounters.
In this economy, 30 fire resistance points for $10 is a no-brainer. You'd be crazy *not* to buy one!
This is rubbing dirt in the wounds of people that have been fired... They won't be able to afford it.
Examination of this object reveals it curses the wearer with "Inability to Get Laid"
If this were to be a loot drop, in a video gaming sense, what color of loot do you think it would be? Personally, it reminds me (in multiple ways) of old Molten Core runs. Thus gaining a purple (epic) color in my humble opinion.
Brings me back to my diablo 2 days .... Might get it & store it away till 3 comes out .....
NitsuaKun wrote:This shirt would be super useful if your boss was also a dragon.
You win this thread.
louiemctool wrote:Examination of this object reveals it curses the wearer with "Inability to Get Laid"
That's not true, otherwise they would have listed it on the shirt like this bad boy.
Not as cool as the Vorpal Sword of Office Supply Theft.
raspberryroo wrote:In addition to fire, any guy who wears this shirt will have a +50 resistance to female encounters.
Unless that female is also nerd or geek class in which case he'll gain a Charisma bonus of +8
mrwednesday wrote:That's not true, otherwise they would have listed it on the shirt like this bad boy.
Oh believe me, just because you can't see the stat sheet doesn't mean that the only women who'd tap that mana are generally dispatched via ogre-slaying knife.
It says it's Navy, but it certainly looks Black to me. Thoughts?
+1 shirt of owning....well, at least my boyfriend thought so, hahaa! Tis a tad too geeky for me, but I predict many tabletop gamers will be sporting this gem on Fri nights at the Lair. (Phoenix Down to those in Austin, high five!)
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a Woot shirt. *buys*
As much i love woot shirts, they seriously need to stop releasing shirts that can only be read from two feet away.
lisammall wrote:It says it's Navy, but it certainly looks Black to me. Thoughts?
It looks navy to me.
More importantly, it says navy. So expect navy.
Aw, too bad I don't have a place of continued employment to wear a shirt like this. D:
+30 Save vs. FIRE
-20 Charisma (Relations)
+30 AD&D Lore
+2 Hand of Self Gratification Skill
Does this mean that the unemployed are immune to fire?
EeveeFanboy wrote:Does this mean that the unemployed are immune to fire?
Technically, yes, but it is cold comfort.
If I wear this to an interview... ?
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