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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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Quality Posts



Cornelius


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Cornelius

Pink cream ... but why???

venturboy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages venturboy

Yes! I was hoping and hoping this shirt would get printed, and it did! Hoorah for Shakespeare!

corinthian


quality posts: 1 Private Messages corinthian

I was hoping it would be this one. Consider it sold

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short...


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tjsynkral


quality posts: 15 Private Messages tjsynkral

Wow, can Woot really get away with the Cliff's Notes trademark?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I don't want to read that whole shirt description. Can somebody give me a quick synopsis of it?

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

congrats! Didn't expect this to place.

*cue pendants ranting about being able to rip a book in half*

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.

Patricck


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Patricck

Will my sexuality be questioned by wearing this color?

MissJamieD


quality posts: 44 Private Messages MissJamieD

Given the thickness of that Cliffnotes book, Shakespeare may want to compete in the 'World's Strongest Man' competition. He may even consider performing this trick at bars, wowing the patrons into buying his drinks.

memetichazard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages memetichazard

A little saddened not to see 'Perchance to Dream' (votes were not even close!), but this is a good one. Not to my taste, though.

Diuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Diuy

As someone who loves literature, I fully endorse this product and I suggest everyone buy it.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Cream?? Et tu, Shakespere.
Cliffs Notes were more exciting. Who'st among thou appreciates english that doesn't read like English.

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

ugh, I really wanted this one, but I also wanted the apothecary one, so I bought that one, but I feel like if I buy this one was well I'll be "that guy with 2 shakespeare shirts". WUT 2 DO!!!

yocxl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yocxl

How did this not win? It's so awesome I was slightly tempted to buy it despite not particularly liking Shakespeare.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Patricck wrote:Will my sexuality be questioned by wearing this color?



Hardly, since it's definitely creme and not pink.

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

I would have loved to have owned this shirt back in high school.

Oldyeller89


quality posts: 18 Private Messages Oldyeller89

This guy has everything: brains, brawn and a killer fashion sense.

Bunnies Ogling Carrots#39;s:
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Jullianagrey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Jullianagrey
memetichazard wrote:A little saddened not to see 'Perchance to Dream' (votes were not even close!), but this is a good one. Not to my taste, though.



That was the one I was hoping to see as well. It's not surprising in the least though. The voters love their joke shirts, and from my experience here, it's rare to ever see awesome artistry beat a joke to print.

That said, this is an amusing shirt, and congrats to the artist all the same.

mybell


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mybell

Yikes, if that is what he does to the "Cliff Notes", then I would not want to be the student.

lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond

Now, that's a dramatic statement.

NitsuaKun


quality posts: 49 Private Messages NitsuaKun

Wow, he is ripped!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can't.

mybell


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mybell
cwhieldon wrote:ugh, I really wanted this one, but I also wanted the apothecary one, so I bought that one, but I feel like if I buy this one was well I'll be "that guy with 2 shakespeare shirts". WUT 2 DO!!!



That would make you "that other guy with 2 shakespeare shirts", as I bought apothecary and this one. Go for it.

PocketBrain


quality posts: 44 Private Messages PocketBrain

Oh, my sister is gonna get this one.

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lshaw3


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lshaw3
mybell wrote:That would make you "that other guy with 2 shakespeare shirts", as I bought apothecary and this one. Go for it.



I bought all three. And a friend also bought the winner for me knowing I would love it. So, I am now that girl with FOUR Shakespeare shirts! Although, I do teach high school English, so I do have an excuse! ;)

cappomutato


quality posts: 19 Private Messages cappomutato

This is taken directly from my favorite scene in Othello.

yay taco

dodged


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dodged

Cliff's Notes = a grade C...I'll take it and feel lucky!

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Congrats Spiritgreen I hope a lot of literature teachers catch this one!;)


imsochady


quality posts: 25 Private Messages imsochady

Mwahahaha! Congrats SpiritGreen!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Part of me wants to imagine him screaming, "BILL RIP!". Kind of like the Hulk. But then another part of me remembers a certain roommate who would shout this to announce something far more disgusting.

ibisandjacquel


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ibisandjacquel

Great design, but I vote that Woot doesn't allow the same color tee to appear twice in one derby. Especially when that color is cream.

Toadlet


quality posts: 8 Private Messages Toadlet
jasneko wrote:I hope a lot of literature teachers catch this one!;)



I hope they notice the iambic pentameter in the copy too. One of a few things I remember learning in my lit classes long ago...

I appear to be melting.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

You should have seen what he did to the poor Pink Monkey.

http://www.pinkmonkey.com/

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple

He reminds me of those religious bodybuilders that used to show off their miraculous strength by ripping phone books in half.

Shakespeare, thou hast converted me!

Way to go, Spirit. ;)

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Congrats on the print SpiritGreen! I really like the character you put into ol' Shakes. He is ready to ruuuuuumblllle!!

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

Where's the "Shakespere is my homeboy" shirt? Tomorrow maybe?

Kudospop


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kudospop

I'm with the conspiracy camp that Shakespeare was more than one person.

daraman2000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages daraman2000

SparkNotes is alright, though, right?

Budum-bum-pish

A signature? You want my autograph? Really?

parvin


quality posts: 7 Private Messages parvin

iamb in for one!

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar
Patricck wrote:Will my sexuality be questioned by wearing this color?



Oh, there will be no question, I'll guarantee that.