Is this some kind of PvP MUD that bears like to play?
You are in the woods
You survey your surroundings to the north is a hunter armed with a shotgun to the, west is a babbling brook, to the south you see a family on a picnic, to the east is a sheer cliff.
The family at the picnic screams in terror
The children run away, the father attacks you with a stick
You swipe your massive paw and kill the father in one swoop, blood gushes everywhere landing all over the picnic spoils.
You enjoy the perfectly seasoned picnic spoils in the now abandoned clearing
Where do you find a Roomba? At the Innba!