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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Emailing bears are clearly the number one threat to America Online.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Bears mauling other bears over the internet. It's so impersonal these days.

CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

I just can't bear this color. I don't think the Ranger used a password, Yogi.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

MOAR SPAM!!! RAWR!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Will I buy this shirt?

Well, does a bear telecommute in the woods?

Xihix


quality posts: 44 Private Messages Xihix

He looks so sad... ;_;

venturboy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages venturboy

I can bearly stand the puns I know are going to come out of this.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww *sniffs* The bear looks so sad…. internet addiction is a bad bad thing.

that was fun while it lasted!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

You should have seen the other two bears. Their computers were too hot and too cold, respectively.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

My favorite part of this is not the fact that the bear is using a computer, but rather that he has a rolling chair. Just imagine it!

ilovewasabi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ilovewasabi

sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Well at least now we have something with a bear on it to wear on St. Patrick's Day.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737
ilovewasabi wrote:sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"



Yeah. I hate Darth Maul. What a tool.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

It's the green cubicle walls. Making him/her miss the forest. And take out his/her interior distress via social media. Good plan.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

I'm preparing myself for all the grizzly puns this shirt will make me bear witness to.

hass0002


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hass0002

z0ned


quality posts: 0 Private Messages z0ned

computer should have read:

"only you can prevent..."

Oldknave


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Oldknave

Instead of outsourcing to India, we're now outsoucing to nature. I wonder what minimum wage is there...

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

Primitive creature or not, he needs to ditch the crt monitor.

terminatorgir


quality posts: 9 Private Messages terminatorgir

its kinda sad that everything being said about the shirt is funnier than the shirt itself. i can't bear it

spock11710


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spock11710

This shirt is hysterical

missmissa07


quality posts: 12 Private Messages missmissa07
ilovewasabi wrote:sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"



If the hate maul came from a bull would he be considered a Cyber Bully?

curses


quality posts: 0 Private Messages curses

Clearly a feral druid.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2
missmissa07 wrote:If the hate maul came from a bull would he be considered a Cyber Bully?



Winner winner chicken dinner… or in this case… bear dinner?

that was fun while it lasted!

Oldknave


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Oldknave

His paws seem a bit large for the keyboard...

ThatPoshGirl


quality posts: 32 Private Messages ThatPoshGirl

The bear is into slash? Interesting.

raebee


quality posts: 21 Private Messages raebee

Is this some kind of PvP MUD that bears like to play?

You are in the woods

Look

You survey your surroundings to the north is a hunter armed with a shotgun to the, west is a babbling brook, to the south you see a family on a picnic, to the east is a sheer cliff.

East

The family at the picnic screams in terror

Roar

The children run away, the father attacks you with a stick

Slash

You swipe your massive paw and kill the father in one swoop, blood gushes everywhere landing all over the picnic spoils.

Eat

You enjoy the perfectly seasoned picnic spoils in the now abandoned clearing


Where do you find a Roomba? At the Innba!

parvin


quality posts: 7 Private Messages parvin
ramaham wrote:Primitive creature or not, he needs to ditch the crt monitor.



The more serious question is whether this computer can hibernate.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301

As a fan of the use of the hyphen in e-mail, I'm glad to see this written as e-maul instead of emaul.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I love how bears are still stuck using MS-DOS.

deathteddy


quality posts: 38 Private Messages deathteddy

I could make a reference of a certain internet bear who loves children but there is no possible way to make it not weird.

jel2301


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jel2301
skatimmy737 wrote:I love how bears are still stuck using MS-DOS.



It's a ruse so they appear less technologically advanced than they really are.

OblivionAngel


quality posts: 7 Private Messages OblivionAngel

"Ursine Embassy of Yosemite National Park"

I thought the first word was Urine the first time I read it through...

comma


quality posts: 12 Private Messages comma

Love the design. Hate the green color.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

And the guy on the other side of the conversation is like, "Is that supposed to turn me on?"

mjemjaymj


quality posts: 8 Private Messages mjemjaymj

Hey Boo Boo!

I would have enjoyed the description more if the bear was trying to scam a pick-a-nic basket

Pedobear is apparently also a hell of a lot more intimidating IRL.

Yes, the idea was shamelessly stolen, but it's brilliant and the only way it fits well

CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

This inbox is too big. This inbox is too small. But this inbox is just right.

jodiekodie


quality posts: 5 Private Messages jodiekodie

The shirt I bought over 2 weeks ago hasn't even shipped yet. Is that normal? (Banana Banana Orange)

Anyone get their mystery shirts yet?

Forzan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Forzan

I can't stand shirts that rely on a huge caption to tell the joke. Any picture of a bear using some gadget would fit in just as well here.

In fact, why not just replace the picture, and have it say in big letters 'I forgot how the joke goes, but the punchline is if a bear mauls you over the internet it's called e-maul.'