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Emailing bears are clearly the number one threat to America Online.

Bears mauling other bears over the internet. It's so impersonal these days.

I just can't bear this color. I don't think the Ranger used a password, Yogi.

MOAR SPAM!!! RAWR!

Will I buy this shirt?

Well, does a bear telecommute in the woods?

He looks so sad... ;_;

I can bearly stand the puns I know are going to come out of this.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww *sniffs* The bear looks so sad…. internet addiction is a bad bad thing.

You should have seen the other two bears. Their computers were too hot and too cold, respectively.

My favorite part of this is not the fact that the bear is using a computer, but rather that he has a rolling chair. Just imagine it!

sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"

Well at least now we have something with a bear on it to wear on St. Patrick's Day.

ilovewasabi wrote:sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"

Yeah. I hate Darth Maul. What a tool.

It's the green cubicle walls. Making him/her miss the forest. And take out his/her interior distress via social media. Good plan.

I'm preparing myself for all the grizzly puns this shirt will make me bear witness to.

Got mine!

computer should have read:

"only you can prevent..."

Instead of outsourcing to India, we're now outsoucing to nature. I wonder what minimum wage is there...

Primitive creature or not, he needs to ditch the crt monitor.

its kinda sad that everything being said about the shirt is funnier than the shirt itself. i can't bear it

This shirt is hysterical

ilovewasabi wrote:sounds like hate mail... or "hate maul"

If the hate maul came from a bull would he be considered a Cyber Bully?

Clearly a feral druid.

missmissa07 wrote:If the hate maul came from a bull would he be considered a Cyber Bully?

Winner winner chicken dinner… or in this case… bear dinner?

His paws seem a bit large for the keyboard...

The bear is into slash? Interesting.

Is this some kind of PvP MUD that bears like to play?

You are in the woods

Look

You survey your surroundings to the north is a hunter armed with a shotgun to the, west is a babbling brook, to the south you see a family on a picnic, to the east is a sheer cliff.

East

The family at the picnic screams in terror

Roar

The children run away, the father attacks you with a stick

Slash

You swipe your massive paw and kill the father in one swoop, blood gushes everywhere landing all over the picnic spoils.

Eat

You enjoy the perfectly seasoned picnic spoils in the now abandoned clearing

ramaham wrote:Primitive creature or not, he needs to ditch the crt monitor.

The more serious question is whether this computer can hibernate.

As a fan of the use of the hyphen in e-mail, I'm glad to see this written as e-maul instead of emaul.

I love how bears are still stuck using MS-DOS.

I could make a reference of a certain internet bear who loves children but there is no possible way to make it not weird.

skatimmy737 wrote:I love how bears are still stuck using MS-DOS.

It's a ruse so they appear less technologically advanced than they really are.

"Ursine Embassy of Yosemite National Park"

I thought the first word was Urine the first time I read it through...

Love the design. Hate the green color.

And the guy on the other side of the conversation is like, "Is that supposed to turn me on?"

Hey Boo Boo!

I would have enjoyed the description more if the bear was trying to scam a pick-a-nic basket

Pedobear is apparently also a hell of a lot more intimidating IRL.

This inbox is too big. This inbox is too small. But this inbox is just right.

The shirt I bought over 2 weeks ago hasn't even shipped yet. Is that normal? (Banana Banana Orange)

Anyone get their mystery shirts yet?

I can't stand shirts that rely on a huge caption to tell the joke. Any picture of a bear using some gadget would fit in just as well here.

In fact, why not just replace the picture, and have it say in big letters 'I forgot how the joke goes, but the punchline is if a bear mauls you over the internet it's called e-maul.'