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Mocking Bird

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
tiedyejeremy
Last Wooter to Woot:
yinyar326
Last Purchase:
16 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1010

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Talk this snarky belongs on Twitter.

Diuy


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Diuy

Jeez birds are mean.

theseattlegirl00


quality posts: 1 Private Messages theseattlegirl00

I find this shirt particularly pertinent in light of all the bitching about yesterday's phoenix.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

BWAHAHAHAHA...

I love the joke... because it's so true!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender
We call this color: Olive The Above Statements Do Not Necessarily Reflect The Opinions Of The Staff And Management Of Shirt.Woot, Who Love You



Well *that's* a relief. And a pun.

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett

Seriously? All word balloon shirts are pretty much bad, but this may take the world record for bad. Well, except for Polite Pete.

sophiecabra


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sophiecabra

I'll only accept someone wearing this shirt if they're also balancing on a telephone line and pooping on a car below them.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

Hush, Little Birdy...everyone knows that's the way to get a diamond ring. Don't you want birdy bling?

enterman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages enterman

wow read QC much?

XterraGuy


quality posts: 5 Private Messages XterraGuy

More of a sarcastic bird than a mocking bird. Mocking birds repeat things.

ravinggriff


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ravinggriff

This joke is absolutely *killing* me.

bumpass


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bumpass

By calling itself out on its own bird-themed unoriginality this shirt doesn't make the wearer appear to be funny, but rather it makes him/her appear to be a jackass.

Cornelius


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Cornelius

I can't find a single nice to say about him ... his whole website just reeks of amateurish ideas & even worse "art". Truly sad he's made it this far when better designs go unrealized.

bradtheproducer


quality posts: 8 Private Messages bradtheproducer

Jeph Jacques may have a word or three to say about this shirt.

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
enterman wrote:wow read QC much?



I was going to say that it reminds me of the yelling bird.

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CaptainWes


quality posts: 102 Private Messages CaptainWes

What do you know, birdbrain??? Polly want a beatdown?

nesbitetennis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nesbitetennis

Perhaps an incidental advertisement for Questionable Content?

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1265

kataztrophik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kataztrophik

I like the write up more than the actual shirt

eHalcyon


quality posts: 66 Private Messages eHalcyon
XterraGuy wrote:More of a sarcastic bird than a mocking bird. Mocking birds repeat things.



Sarcastic bird wouldn't be punny.

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vivbot


quality posts: 29 Private Messages vivbot
eHalcyon wrote:I was going to say that it reminds me of the yelling bird.



Same here, beat me to it. Less crass, same idea. I like Yelling Bird better...

chrishitzel


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chrishitzel

Oh wow, a sarcastic shirt. That's so edgy!

bradtheproducer


quality posts: 8 Private Messages bradtheproducer

Ah, apparently he's already caught wind of it. http://twitter.com/yelling_bird

bumpass


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bumpass
Cornelius wrote:I can't find a single nice to say about him ... his whole website just reeks of amateurish ideas & even worse "art". Truly sad he's made it this far when better designs go unrealized.



I completely agree. Only 365 shirts (fewer counting for the random shirt days) are released per year. It's sad that one of those days was reserved for this.

DrBaron


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DrBaron

is it mocking itself?

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Oooh, one of those I want to start a fight w/ you shirts...

cuchaz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages cuchaz

Wow, you totally beat me to the QC link. Here's another Yelling Bird comic:
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1620

RNW927


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RNW927

I hope the bird's sarcasm doesn't "fly" over anyone's head.

meekaboo


quality posts: 5 Private Messages meekaboo

Oh yeah! Well your a shirt on shirt selling site! Now who's original!?!

I showed him...

gatormania31791


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gatormania31791

What a disappointment..

danielvutran


quality posts: 16 Private Messages danielvutran

HAHAHAHA love it.

yes it's me lol

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

So, if I wear this, will the bird tattle me for being a concept that's already out there? Then, when I explain that I am indeed meant to be a joke, he'll just tell me I'm making a 'strawman argument'...and then he'll poop on my shoe?

Awesome.

:P

All that aside, this is hilarious. I think I voted highly for it at another venue. ^_^

Koniro


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Koniro

Thumbs down.

Bulghod


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Bulghod
bradtheproducer wrote:Ah, apparently he's already caught wind of it. http://twitter.com/yelling_bird


Put yelling bird saying that on a shirt and you've got yourself a deal.

jananaphone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jananaphone

I think I'd rather have the real Yelling Bird on a shirt.

tortamus


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tortamus

Cute bird.

I guess it's better than if they'd gone with "ox pecker" instead.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

LOL, I think I remember this one being on Threadless. Back when I still had time to look around. I rather like the joke on it but something about the art bothers me. I think I'd like the bird to have a little more shading.

ahitehgreat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ahitehgreat
enterman wrote:wow read QC much?



http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1620

ChefRAZ


quality posts: 20 Private Messages ChefRAZ

I'm not going to comment on the shirt, Except to say that yesterday
I was thinking that "I'm so glad tomorrow shirt might be better." then this came up.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
Bulghod wrote:Put yelling bird saying that on a shirt and you've got yourself a deal.



Yelling bird is too X-rated for woot.


I swear though, he has some of the best comments from time to time.