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a simple question of weight ratios

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
gideonfrost
Last Wooter to Woot:
hexenring
Last Purchase:
2 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 45% of Shirt Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
10951

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12%
5%
2%
2%
1%
2%
3%
5%
8%
5%
3%
3%
3%
5%
17%
5%
3%
3%
2%
2%
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2%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

7%
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carl669


quality posts: 27 Private Messages carl669

just plain awesome

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dangurous


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dangurous

Bird Atlas Shrugged.

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abramokids


quality posts: 16 Private Messages abramokids

The only thing this shirt is missing is... A SHRUBBERY!

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

nice! but I have too many brown shirts already.

elife55


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elife55

Congratulations Artulo!

zombiekim


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zombiekim

Well that's unexpected. *fingers crossed for Phamous Physicists at #2*

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

I figured it was this or the octogalaxy in first! Way to go Artulo!

venturboy


quality posts: 4 Private Messages venturboy

One question: Are those African swallows or European swallows?

alunj


quality posts: 5 Private Messages alunj

That's not a bleedin' swallow, although I'm mostly familiar only with the European variety.

nubhole


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nubhole

Two Chicks, One Coconut

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

Funny, I always just assumed coconuts migrated.

Yell0w


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Yell0w

what is that object? reminds me of bowling.

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chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

If you don't get it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail

Also, if you don't get it:

I pity you.

rileyper


quality posts: 68 Private Messages rileyper

in for 1, i see what you did there :D


oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

I would rather have a shirt explaining the physics of the killer rabbit's flying jumps

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Hot damn! Congrats on the win, Art!!!
Holy Hand Grenade... it's a success!

Audacious


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Audacious

just got mine. soooo excited!

gideonfrost


quality posts: 33 Private Messages gideonfrost

Proud to be the first sucker. That sort of makes me like the king right? "From the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England...er Woot.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

Staff

Nice, congrats Artulo. I predict an early morning sellout.

benjw1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages benjw1

This shirt actually poses a very complicated question of weight ratios: how on earth is the middle bird supporting a coconut without being crushed?

bbreon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bbreon

but what do w00t call this color??

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU

All these swallows everywhere would almost certainly Confuse a Cat

lovemedusa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lovemedusa

"...It's not a question of where it GRIPS it... A five ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut!"

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

Yep...knew this was a clear winner! That's why I stayed up until Midnight.

Prediction...sellout by 9:00am.

Congrats Artulo!! Great shirt...the earthtones are perfect!

Audacious


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Audacious
gideonfrost wrote:Proud to be the first sucker!



jealous. lol someday i too dream of being a first sucker.

RNW927


quality posts: 5 Private Messages RNW927

A swallow carrying a coconut? Well, I suppose it could grip it by the husk...

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

even an english major like me can swallow physics at this level... >=b

simply brilliant!

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...

badbarky


quality posts: 3 Private Messages badbarky

Yes! Plus it's my favorite color. Or is it?

Aaaaaaaagh....

rocknsupergurl83


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rocknsupergurl83

I will be proudly wearing these coconuts on my coconuts. And by coconuts, I mean melons.

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cryptus92


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cryptus92

For those who don't get it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4_9kDO3q0w

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Woot!

ramaham


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ramaham

It's from that movie that people think is a lot funnier than it is. I wonder how many people are gonna say "ni".

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

Wear this shirt: on the count of three. No more, no less.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the count of four, nor on the count of two, unless you are then proceeding to three. Five is right out.

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FAWSTAR


quality posts: 4 Private Messages FAWSTAR
lovemedusa wrote:"...It's not a question of where it GRIPS it... A five ounce bird can't carry a one pound coconut!"



How do you know so much about swallows?

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

Wear this shirt: on the count of three. No more, no less.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the count of four, nor on the count of two, unless you are then proceeding to three. Five is right out.

Description Epic Win!


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CapSea


quality posts: 54 Private Messages CapSea

I suspect this will not sell as well in female sizes.

etripoli


quality posts: 18 Private Messages etripoli

Look at the size of those nuts! Hey, wait a minute. Those aren't nuts! And just where did you get them?

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling

I'm gonna buy FIVE...no wait...THREE of these!

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bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation
nubhole wrote:Two Chicks, One Coconut



Oh no you di'nt......

lovemedusa


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lovemedusa
FAWSTAR wrote:How do you know so much about swallows?



You have to know these things when you're king.